i dranked soda for the first time in 2 years
i feel chest pain
goodbye
I dranked soda for the first time in 2 years
Ryder Lopez
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Justin Bell
stop exaggerating
you're simply not used to it
Michael Ortiz
>american
>hasn't drank soda in 2 years
found a proxyfag
Adam King
nah i'm just asian and taking your jobs
Christopher Robinson
>dranked
Why can't Americans properly speak their own language?
Gabriel Bennett
don't compare the rest of america to my dyslexic ass please
William Clark
You're probably like 40-50 percentile considering 15 percent of Americas adult population is illiterate.
Camden Allen
>dranked
drank*
>drank
drunk*
Jaxon Diaz
Where the fuck are you getting that number?
Ayden Hall
>dyslexic
Do you mean anorexic?
Luis Evans
education.cu-portland.edu
>More than 30 million adults in the United States cannot read, write, or do basic math above a third-grade level. — ProLiteracy
nytimes.com
>13% OF U.S. ADULTS ARE ILLITERATE IN ENGLISH, A FEDERAL STUDY FINDS
npr.org
>The United States has a literacy rate of 99 percent. That's equal to Japan, Denmark, Finland and the United Kingdom. But in her new book, "Why cant U teach me 2 read," three students and a mayor put our schools to the test. Beth Fertig says that as many as 20 percent of American adults may be functionally illiterate. They may recognize letters and words, but they cannot read directions on a bus sign or a medicine bottle, read or write a letter, or hold most any job.
washingtonpost.com
>According to data from the 2014 U.S. Census Bureau, 21 percent — or nearly 60,000 — of working age adults in the city lack a high school diploma. At the same time, 19 percent of adults cannot read a newspaper, much less complete a job application, according to the National Center for Education Statistics.
Austin Hill
i'm fairly slim due to genes but no where near anorexic
Jace Miller
i wish that were me. Why can't i have a heart attack?
Hunter Sullivan
>all this reading and numbers
The only words and numbers I needs to knows is Trump 2020
Hunter Green
I haven't had soda in like 7 years. Then again I also drink New Amsterdam and Aristocrat vodka which is probably worse
Daniel Bell
I've already drunk 2.5l of coke today and I don't plan on stopping yet
Love me some carbonated jew
Grayson Evans
>an' I done told that teacher lady that only letters ah need are U, S and A
Julian White
I drink 2-3 bottles of no sugar soda every day
Xavier Fisher
It is just gaz being blocked in your stomach you dumb faggot.
Colton Hughes
You're gonna die
Liam Nguyen
One time i slurped a lucozade and it went into the wrong tube i thought holy fuggeroli i am gonna die but then it got better
Christian Edwards
We all are.
Levi Scott
Why are Americans so bad at their own language bros?