Tfw turned 35 today

>1 great experience is better than 1000 decent experiences
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Lost mine at 12, no bs. You sound like a faggot.

wow congrats on being assaulted

lost my virginity to my virgin wife when i was 26, but even at that age i thought it was extremely late.

32 now and still happily married, but still fuck girls on the side sometimes

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>32 now and still happily married, but still fuck girls on the side sometimes

this is why adultery should have the death penalty, people like you will never learn

lost mine at 23 to a tinder bitch

feelsalrightman

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Still a virgin but I literally put no effort into getting a girl, i've been obsessed with shitcoins and getting rich. I'm gonna finally start trying and working on myself because it's always so awkward talking to my normie friends and they talk about the girls they fucked. and I have nothing to say.

Turning 23 soon, also still a virgin.
You will pull through, best to avoid the turbo cucked sluts of modern society.

Im 25 and i already feel old. Not physically but just knowing that i am so much older than todays teenagers it fucking sucks. Ill probably kms when o am 35 simply because i couldnt handle being this old. Imagine physically feeling slower weaker and in general older. Thats dreadful

You're not alone in this OP. You're not alone...

>Ill probably kms when o am 35 simply because i couldnt handle being this old

You probably won't. When i was your age i felt exactly like you and thought about suicide a lot ("gonna kms if i won't make it by the time i'm 30"). But instead i just stopped to give a shit. Like, if 10 years ago i'd know about my situation today i'd be in a severe depression at the very least. But right now i just don't care. You get less edgy as the time goes.

>22
>lost virginity at 19
>still hasn’t made it

>Ill probably kms when o am 35 simply because i couldnt handle being this old.

Trust me, 35 year old you is just going to look at you at 25 and think what a fucking idiot you were

Lost virginity at 14 (no larp). Im just an average (well, maybe above average relatively to today's norm) guy, had around 7 - 10 sex partners, married 5 years. What you guys need to understand is that women care about 1) your social status.. your wealth and looks are below that. It may sound strange to most of you because we guys are retarded by nature in these things. To put it simply - you need friends to get a woman. It is a rule set by the nature. Women just are like that if they know it or not.

>could have lost mine yesterday
>car didn't start
Why does life fuck with me so much

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My problem is that I don't know how to close. Say I meet a girl through friends or whatever and we talk and it's obvious flirting. How do I continue. Getting touchy (in a non-autistic way)? Setting up a date?

now thats very individual thing. For me Im just being myself but little bit positive and trying to show only the best of me. Waiting for her to open up and start talking about personal stuff then I know she wants to get closer.

You don't know, maybe it was for the best.

oh but do not say "you want to go on a date" and shit like that. You must invite her to a trip, sport, coffee... ice cream.. Zoo. Whatever. Just dont say its a date.

[spoiler] you're gonna die alone [/spoiler]

33 year old here, i'm all fucked out. I've had so much sex that i don't even enjoy it anymore. Plus i'm on escitalopram so i can't cum anymore. You've missed out on all the worthwhile sex, after 30 it goes downhill fast. Sorry friend, didn't mean to bring you down but i guess you're a lesson for other younger souls

The bible says not to fornicate and you guys are bragging about how youve had premarital sex

>25
>didn't lose virginity
>Balding
>Made it (2 million) but it doesn't matter if you lack self confidence

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Thanks, I'll try to do better from now on.

What do you mean by that?

Legit? Like a genuine, actual virgin at 35? OP please be real with me, are you being honest about this?

Give me $100,000 and i will personally help you lose your virginity

Sorry I'm not gay.

Just let my life be a lesson to you that money doesn't matter, it's all about you as a person. Chad the poolboy will get more sex than a rich shutin.

this. self confidence isn't a magic gift, you earn it by doing things that require it like building a muscle you little fairy

Been doing that for the past 3 years. It doesn't work like that.

>get more sex
>god said dont fornicate once in the literal bible

My wife has tonnes of attractive single friends with low standards.

wealth and looks are pretty much your social status

No theres a devil system where people are supernaturally popular and all the wicked people are attracted to that person

If youre the one people check if theyre laughing at their joke they like you

>i'm going to be a beta male with no ambition to better myself for the rest of my days and NOBODY can stop me
cool stop complaining then faggot

this is a clue and it means that your wife also has low standards

I'm trying to improve myself as a person, what I'm saying is that money isn't the thing to improve, as I've discovered.

top rekt

What's that mental disorder where people need a constant excuse for why they aren't successful, and will put roadblocks in their own path to maintain the excuse? You 100% have that.

>i just don't care
be honest, you just gave up

Happy birthday bro, I read a thread yesterday about virgin anons getting laid through tinder, maybe wanna give that a shot

kys

Lol no.
Was I this retarded at 25, I think I was come to think of it.

Just fuck a hooker dumbass and get it over with. Oh right, you're "above" that. Yeah, a 35 year old virgin is "above" that.

Lost mine at 34, fucked up childhood etc.
Protip: just go fuck a hooker a couple of times. A lot will be made clear to you as soon as you actually do the deed a couple of times. You'll see women in a completely different light.

15, sorry lad.

If you have a job and have some extra cash every month you may get a sugar baby. A sugar baby is a girl that you make an "arrangement" with. For example:
- You will have several dates a month and on each date you will buy her something that she likes and costs more than 200€. At the end of each date you will go dinner to some good restaurant and end up making love in a love hotel.
- You will pay 25% of her rent / pay some university fees/ give her a fixed monthly allowance... and she will be like you girlfriend. You will meet each weekend and have hot sex etc.
- She wants a mentor that helps her with emotional support, or finding a job, or wants advice... and she will have sex with you in exchange.

The sugar baby scene is not like the escort scene, so there are not fixed prices or "services". It is a relationship and will be different with each girl. The better looks you have and the younger you are the cuter young girls will be willing to be your SB for less money. For example I am 24 and with 300€/month I have a cute 21 years old SB. If I were 30 this same girl probably would ask me for 500€ instead. If you don't have enough money you may make an arrangement with a non monogamous one, those usually just charge like 100€ or 200€ per date.

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idk. Save up money and go to Amsterdam or Australia OP?

Just hire a prostitute. If you’re starving and have the money, I’d tell you to buy food.

Some prostitutes are in that line of work because they think they have nowhere else to go or want easy money but some do find value in the work. There are prostitutes who have sex with cripples or the seriously deformed and they feel their job is important because no one deserves to go through life without sex. It’s not like there’s a ton of money in sex with that sort, or that they have a fetish for it. It’s meaningful work to add something nice to a depressed person’s life.

Hire a prostitute.

35 year old virgin is rough mate...

Just enjoy your wizard powers

pretty sad if true
just hodl until millionaire then smash whatever u want with no strings attached
you arnt missing out on much
how did you faggots not shoot penile ropes during hike skool

I will help you to get laid for $1000 (no gay stuff)

Doesn't really count though does it...for me I never count whores when adding up number of girls I've been with

Kill yourself

>26
>Not a virgin
>Girlfriend broke up with me, all happiness and hope gone.

it's better not to love than to get fucked over user. i am much more miserable now than I ever was when I was a virgin.

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Literal 40 yr old VIRGIN

I was a huge autistic sperg, yet still lost my virginity at 16. I've had sex with 7 different women at 25, and feel like it's nothing.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Don't worry, the internet told me girls love old guys

I feel like everybody will; not just his future self.

This. After a number of tries at true love you will just become black pilled. The more you date the darker it gets

Once the flirting is obvious, you start m'lady'ing the shit out of her.

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1. Make a POF
2. Make a Tinder
3. Invest in Conventment
4. Become Millionaire

Solved.

Pretty demeaning to have to resort to this.

Embrace it. Involuntary celibacy drives men mad, but voluntary celibacy builds character and confidence. If you can convince yourself and truly believe that you don't need to have sex ever, you will elevate yourself and radiate a confidence that ironically will make women beg for it.

Fucking roastie (enabler) kys

That's the worst part.

This was a long time ago but I still turn into a cringe singularity every time I think of it. I was at a party and the topic came up of what was your craziest sex story. It went around the room in a big circle with each person having the chance to tell their story to everyone else. When it came to me the only thing I could do was pretend to be asleep. It was painful and I could practically hear the room getting more and more awkward when it was my turn to speak and a couple people were whispering "why is he sleeping?" Until they eventually realized I was a complete and total autist and just skipped me with someone going "okay, onto nicole I guess..."

Being a virgin is good. Now you can find God and he'll supercharge you with his blessing, then you'll be GLAD you never lost your virginity and fall to your knees in magnanimous praise of the test He has concocted, through which you now have the fighting chance for eternal salvation, which, may I remind you, millions around you have failed (and therefore cast to the pits of Hell) at the onset of puberty.

God bless.

Happy birthday user

heh.
turned 34 today.
same shit.

>i'm not a robot. check.

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Not unless uve been SS+GOMADing in your 20s

*sip*

awooooOoooo

dude regardless that is a funny story lol
>Oh shit not this!
>think of something user, THINK!
>Oh shit they're getting closer!
>AHA! I'll just pretend to be asleep!
>"what is user doing?"
lmao

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You still have 45 years to make it.

well dude the only question is what did you do for 35 years? nobody can change your life going forward but you

>no gf
>no car
>no friends
>havent had sex in years
>$300k saved

mfw

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ffs man. i cringed just reading this. why

i had so much hope. now i just want to die. how can i do 50 years of this shit. giving my all to some person. getting fucked over. repeat. it will drive a man insane.

This so much, virgins don't even know what real pain is.

As a social dynamics and pick up instructor I have to disagree with you and can tell you that this mindset causes more harm than good. If you think in this way or form you will neither have pussy in your life nor be able to truely know what loving yourself or another person is.

>23 yo virgin
>can't stand the all encompassing FOMO and bitterness
>booked an extremely high end 10/10 model for next week

Will it be worth it frens? Will it make up for the wasted years?

Enjoy your inceldom or being cucked and divorce raped LMAO

Just invite her out for drinks and don't be a total autist.

I am a below average looking manlet from a relatively conservative country and I just don't understand how you people can manage to stay a virgin for 30 fucking years. You just have to know how to talk to people and not be hideous. I'm guessing the former one is the problem.

Get a load of this guy

I'm about your age and make good money and I've considered this option but... it seems so similar to real dating that it would weird. Like wouldn't the girl think I'm a loser if I'm a 23 year old guy with his own house and money who needs to literally and openly pay for dates.

>28yo touchless virgin
>dont even care anymore because porn already reached quality that surpasses IRL roasties

why would I even need a roastie? it looks like lot of work to make a relationshit work and the payoff is minimal, with porn you can just skip all the drama, mindgames, bullshit timewaste and go straight to the important part and that FOR FREE, you really dont have to spend a dime on anything with porn

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What is loving another person, then?

Don't worry about it too much man. I fell into that rut for a while. Took alot to get out of mentaly. But just last week I met a fun 18 year old and spent a couple nights with her. I'm 34 so it really doesn't matter much as long as you're fun and decent looking.

It's worth it so you don't get hung up on popping your cherry and are able to move on in life.

I would say going through 35 years of life without convincing one single woman that you're enjoyable enough to be around for 10 minutes to have sex with is more demeaning.

I've never drunk alcohol, smoked , consumed drugs or had premarital sex. Those are all the temptations of sin. I prefer to live a lifestyle that God would approve of.