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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

My EM stocks are tumbeling down

First for HCLP

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My TA makes all the trannies flee my yard.

Gonna open a short on EMs and Euro smallcaps.
I'd just short South Africa but my bitch broker won't let me.

Try your best today

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Blame Turkey as it gives the Jews a scapegoat for why they are dumping everything.

might have a rough day cuz of oil, but i think soon, oil will recover

I can't even buy TLT with my euroshit broker
Fucking TLT

EM risk, is EM risk. theyre all exposed to fluctuations in the dollar, and everyone (except me i guess) thought USD would pull back by now

now its surging again as people panic out of EMs, causing USD to surge, causing EMs to panic etc...
its a chain reaction.
look for US treasuries and safe memes to moon

DTLA is the European version of TLT.

damn m8
get a different broker
theres gotta be a bond ETF you can get

Or IDTL.

You can't buy US-listed ETFs as a retail investor in Europe anymore. Based nanny state.

SELL AMD
looking like a red day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

silver down 2% in premarket
libertarians BTFO
brace yourself goys, were definitely gonna start getting shilled by goldbugs at this point. this is lower than anything in the past 2 years

F
See you space cowboy.

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How bad will the next crash be anonfriends?

makes sense
when did they put that reg in place?
recently?
they mustve caught wind that the US was raising rates and devised a way to try and keep money in their cunt in the case of a EM panic, or meme shortage

Early January.

Not gonna lie, waking up to that 0.39/quarter from NGL is pretty sweet.

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for EMs?
prolly fucking cataclysmic
thankfully for us burgers, we have the whole fucking world by the balls and when panic sets in, they all buy our currency and our debt in a mad fervor

HA
well aint that a fucking coincidence?
these faggots think their soooooo clever, huh?
too bad some nobody on an anonymous macedonian basket weaving site can call out all their bullshit

i wonder whether/when im gonna get fucking whacked at this point?

ishares SLV trust is at 13.88
hale hortler

I only have 33 postions and 2 options in my portfolio at the moment. Feels sparse. I should probably reduce max percentage of a stock. 8% seems like it's too high, more so now that ctl has grown in value to be 14%.

HMNY crashing premarket

They can try whatever they want. Fact is right now the fucking EURUSD is lower than before.

Silver is going to $200 per ounce. Libertarians are always right.

Who else /weed/ here

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SLV and YINN are making me happy premarket. 2.85 drop on YINN

Plan 4 2 day
Bearish bias

Think it t safe for say 284.3 rejected
We revisiting 280 !!

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My life's a complete wreck.
I have to move out
I have school coming up
No job
No place to live.
Im retarded and autistic can't tie my shoes.
Idek how to fix my problems.

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Europoors dumping
Wall street will pump us at open

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How can you not tie your shoes?

Holy shit. I got about 50 shares of MJ

sure fucking is
theyre just trying to keep the plebs trapped in the eurosphere as much as possible. their banks already cant make any money w low rates, no one (except fucking baggy whos obviously trolling) wants to put any money anywhere near those zombified banks, and in the event that SHTF over there, their central banks have literally no fucking ammo (no rates to lower) to fight back against a massive flight out of their economy. what are they gonna do? throw rates negative and pay people to buy their shit currency? how long could they keep THAT up for?

yea too bad i chinckened out on the bond longs and china shorts, but i try to keep myself to one gamble a day. the SLV one had the best odds, and payout, i just never expected it to happen TODAY. wew

my macro game has been unstoppable lately. i need to start throwing HUGE positions at these plays

i might try a knife catch today or tomorrow
i think this rush of money into the US is gonna be bullish for our markets at some point too. even WITH the dollar mooning again

he smoked pot twice and now he thinks hes retarded

this tho
i could DEFINITELY see it

I don’t want to play this game anymore. I’m sorry for thinking IQ was a good idea. I wish I didn’t panic sell the panic index. I wish I could’ve done better.

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I'm dyspraxic. I can't tie stuff or fold clothes

>sudden dip at 6am
>Starting to come up at 9am
Spooky start

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youre only down 6% lad
you could make that in a day
what did you panic sell?

>IQ 25
whoa nally

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Who's ready for today's /DRUSCRUISE/?

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>tfw fell for the science meme and didn't get into finance and make bank

b-but I'm dong noble, valuable work right?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developmental_coordination_disorder
Fug that shits real! Sorry bro.

poor fucking calculated gamble
i was wondering why he hasnt been posting, but now i get it after looking at IQ

oh thank you m8

>BILI
Lol

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what a disaster
This why you stay away from any *xx of china* shill

BRACE BRACE BRACE
PREPARE FOR OPEN
wear slipon shoes or shoes with zippers and buy zippered clothes, you can use a zipper right

I've been edging for five hours now.
Bring on the red.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i bought so fucking many of those yesterday on that short attack

fuck lads this is gonna be a +30% day for me today
my body is ready

too bad i didnt hedge muh VIX shorts. if i had id be PERFECT rn

this
>muh netflix of china
>muh youtube of china
>muh amazon of china
all of this coming from other people whom i assume cant read fucking mandarin
its all just hearsay

Yea but I’m down 20% all time. I panic sold TVIX for 34 a few days ago, which isn’t too bad but I feel like an idiot now. Also I sold S for no reason and then talk of a buyout made it moon. I’m going back to sleep and perhaps I’ll feel more confident when I wake in four hours.

>I panic sold TVIX for 34 a few days ago
Never, ever go into a panic.

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Today is the big one. I'm telling you.

dont trust trips in /smg/, how new are you?
6% in a day isnt terrible either tho (no matter how much it feels like it is)

also pic related

yikes, at least i feel better about selling 1/2 shares yesterday

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Well now is the moment, do I hold or take just under 500% profit.

>red day
DRRUUUUMPF

Please dear god pump my Ford today

hey if it makes you feel any better i shorted VIX at 14 and am HODLing/avging down now on my short term puts, which will prolly die

my one mistake

>selling 1/2 shares yesterday
when panic selling becomes risk management

Thank you senpai, I will try to keep my dumb human emotions in check. I also averaged down hard on IQ when it was at 28. Fucked my shit up mentally for sure.

ford manufacturing costs are going to go up now that the steel from turkey costs 50% more.

Should I dump my oil commedity? I'm gettting ABSOLUTELY justed so fucking hard

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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oh what a day, what a lovely day

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I hope you're HODLING AMD m8
IRON HANDS
Ford needs to cut a deal getting all their supplies state side, their logistics is fucked

Oh I'm holding the fuck out of AMD, the question is do I keep gambling on china. Falling or do I sell my short now.

So to say you have no IQ. Hehehehe

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JUST
BACK TO BED

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>Today is the big one

if we don't hit a circuit breaker you're a fucking faggot

shorts LAYING into DRUS
methinks these faggots are gonna get squeezed. this thing puts out more news than the MSM

i actually closed my hedge yesterday
i think this could be a dip to buy desu
oil spot is getting atrociously low imo
its the dollar bogging it down, but if that one "geologist" LARPer isnt a LARPer, theres not enough oil wells in the world to keep up w demand rn. oil should atleast be above 70/barrel

cover half and keep the rest for the moonshot desu senpai

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Are you that one guy from r9k who keeps a written log of stranger's appearances who have helped tie your shoes so you don't end up asking them twice?

Also, there's universal tieless shoelaces you can get from Amazon

yikes, big red candle today

>when panic selling becomes risk management
more like drunk-trading, but yea

but with only 1 share at a cost of $30.4 average cost, i can easily make it up if it ever pumps

>Today is the big one. I'm telling you.
>If i say it every day then eventually ill be right

classic baggy

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Gonna buy some levered chadaq to hold overnight.
Jesus take the wheel.

I smell a bear trap

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why does it take from the start of February until September for DRUS to release a new website
shit makes no sense, I feel like they got taken

If there is a single person here who's interested in value investing, PLEASE leave some contact info. I want to talk to someone who isn't obsessed with the intraday movements of Mr Market like 99% of all other forums, and who has the anonymous culture of Jow Forums

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who here short strangle on M and just made some money?

who's got an up to date total penis index indicator

I am here m8 sup

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Why is everything dumping today? There's been no news.

8% return today. Guess I'll take a nap? Or something.

There's going to be nothing left of the market after today. People are going to be jumping out of buildings by lunch. Stay off the streets today, and if you are walking the street beware of falling people.

might be fake since has only been 15 minutes

short triggered, feeling greedy again today but that screwed me yesterday so dunno

OMFG look ! me did the correlation thing !
s-short triggered @_@

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i just came

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STOP SELLING

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EKSO is up. Will you look at that.
inb4 lurkers start dumping it

>I feel like they got taken
how do you mean

but imo, its because that company is literally back from the brink
this spring, when i started trading them, they had literally NOTHING. they had that little mission statement, but their Mcap was less than a mill, and they had NO clients, nothing to sell, and no one to sell to

since then, theyve been landing FUCK HUGE (compared to their mcap) contacts every couple weeks. now that theyve got some clients, and no that theyve shifted some of their attention over to reselling various parts and stuffs to firefighters/cops/military etc, they actually have a reason to put up the site. before, it wouldve just been a waste of resources and time, because they had nothing to sell, nor anyone TO sell to.

or maybe were all just getting taken for a ride idk. but everything ive read about em seems legit, and i could easily see them landing many multiples above what theyre at now

ooh
did you make that guppy indicator?
that looks cool

me too senpai
i doubled in on muh VIX shorts
thats my gamble for today

your darkjak posting is sublime m8
whats JUSTing you so hard?
banks?

My china short is up 450%.

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Can you be the first to jump?

bought the dip on USO desu
not covering muh SLV short just yet
shits going down 5% today

TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

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I meant they wasted money on a website that could've been done in a month by a cutthroat startup.
>since then, theyve been landing FUCK HUGE (compared to their mcap) contacts every couple weeks.
They do small business contracts with the government, state-side. If and when they get a federal contract many times in a row is when you know they've started to really shine.
I can't buy them anyway, I have to do it over the phone because it's an OTC stock and fuck the fees involved.

also
reminder that large specs have flipped net short on metals

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Nope I get to do a dab because I made over 1 dollar.

>HMNY down 30%
>CEI down 10%

Where is the bottom, what did I miss

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fuck imma have to dab so much to catch up

GODDAMMIT TESLA