>Working a wageslave job for extra cash
>New manager is a right cunt
>Tells next time I come into work wearing jeans and not slacks I'm fired
>Had to do physical labor before coming into work, so wearing jeans, and forgot my change of pants
>Sitting in parking lot outside my place of work in jeans coated in sweat, dirt and pig shit.
Do I test my boss, or just say fuck it and go home?
Working a wageslave job for extra cash
Kayden Wilson
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Levi Miller
Throw shit at your boss.
Elijah Howard
You’re a baby dick faggot
Christian Foster
This, OP
Smear a big handful of pig shit right in his dumb fucking face and disappear forever
Jack Gonzalez
Just cut holes where your ass cheeks are and say your gay.
He will promote you
Colton Peterson
Tell your boss's boss that he offered you preferential treatment if you showed him your penis and watched him masturbate, and when you declined he started treating your poorly and said he was going to get you fired
Dylan Martinez
Go in and act like nothing is wrong. Record the audio of your day with your phone. If your boss fires you then you have it recorded.
Alexander Smith
>Forgot to change my pants
A high flier we have here
Michael Lopez
I like this idea but no scissors. 15 minutes until my shift starts. I'll probably just let him get a whiff of pig shit and go home.
Joseph Watson
Whats the side job and how old are you?
Gabriel Roberts
I work on a farm. Mostly I take care of the animals, they raise pigs and goats. I'm 24. It's not cushy but I've got a small house with my wife that we can keep in the black between us.
Jaxon Parker
Whats the side job, not the farm job.
Noah Scott
Oh, sorry. Cashier at Sears. Tools dept.
Hudson Mitchell
Is this on netflix yet? One of the best series I ever watched
Asher Martin
YOLO man.
Easton Martinez
Colton Sanchez
If you're showing up to work covered in sweat, dirt and pig shit. You're in the wrong.
No one wants to shop at a place where the employees stink of BO and pig shit. Is it so hard to take a shower or bring a clean change of clothes?
Austin Myers
I normally do, and I did shower, I said I FORGOT my pants. I live about 45 minutes away so I'm not making the trip twice in one day.
Luke Jackson
can't you ask a coworker if he got some spare pants?
Andrew James
You could also just go buy some pants. You're at a sears after all.
Angel Lopez
The only other person that works this shift is a sixteen year old Chinese girl half my size. And she already told me no. Regardless, manager told me to go home.
I offered to just grab a pair of clearance slacks that nobody will ever buy, but as I believe I've mentioned the guy's a cunt. Said the smell's stuck to me and I'll just stink up the floor. Very rude.
Robert Carter
Play the poor card. Record convos for day, if he fires you claim unfair dismissal for firing you as you couldn't afford pants. You should have changed but that guy is being a douche so you may as well make his life difficult.
Benjamin Barnes
Doesn't sound like you're making a whole lot of money at sears and you seem like you can survive just fine with your farm, I say tell the guy to get fucked and give him a hug before you leave so he smells like shit too.
Caleb Green
It's not a huge portion but it is comfort money I'd rather not give up. I use it to buy dog toys and pepperoni rolls. Stopped for lunch by the way, so ID will probably change.
He pussed out. If he fired me he didn't say so to my face.
Jace Murphy
Maybe try finding a different job, you could probably find something that pays a lot better and work with people who aren't dickheads. I used to work in a warehouse and they never cared about what you were wearing/looked like.
Jack Garcia
Whose fault is it that you're too autistic to remember to change your fucking pants? Why the fuck does your boss give a shit what you were doing before?
Samuel Hill
>24
>"house with my wife"
>get told to put on work appropriate clothes and throw mental fit in my car and then post a tantrum onto Jow Forums
>thinking smelling like animal shit at work is anything but embarassing towards himself
You need to mature mentally before you take on as much responsibility as you have.
Noah Cruz
I keep a change of clothes in my car, but I forgot to put in pants this morning.
You're projecting a lot onto my life, user.