Tfw getting bullied in workplace by chads and stacies

>tfw getting bullied in workplace by chads and stacies

How the fuck do I make them stop that shit? I have told them constantly with a serious and polite tone to stop it but they start getting defensive and tell me "to chill or I might become a workplace shooter".

>inb4 its just banter m8

Its not banter though, they oftentimes get very personal and talk shit about my appearance and family.

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They tell you to chill?
>make me you cunt

have you tried following them home and then raping them?

This, works well

>tell me "to chill or I might become a workplace shooter"
Just do it lol

ALL THE OTHER KIDS
WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS

do you respond to them?

don't feed into it desu--or if you do, try to come up with some devastating comebacks

file some sexual harassment charges

>serious and polite tone

lmao cuck - they don't respect weakness, obviously

this, but find shit that really hurts if you want it to stop. I'm talking some mr. robot shit where you search through their family's socials until you find someone with a terrible disease and then tell them you hope their family member dies of it/their children catch it

Seriously, is it too much asked for to be treated with basic dignity and respect? I have never offended anyone, never gossiped about anyone, never talked shit about anyone behind his back, never acted arrogant or impolite but I STILL get treated like a piece of shit.

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>Boss: user I've been reviewing your complaint file but we find hard to believe that our polite and efficient employee Chad Strongcock is sexually harassing you, all of our other employees including Stacy Wimpsuck deny the possibility of this action.
>Oh and before you go, please don't cause any trouble to our company, my wife who is also a coworker of Chad has been saying that you were causing quite a ruckus recently.

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>implying this is real

what's your job?

People are pure evil, they attack the weakest of the pack if it will help them to assert a higher status in the pack. The best thing you can do is remove yourself from the pack, and attack anyone who tries to attack you.

wtf? Roast them back or record it one day and post it to vocaroo here

>reafirm your beta status through self-isolation
yeah definitely OP's best move. In fact he might consider removing himself from society and indeed, life itself.

Yes it is too much to ask. Respect and dignity are things you earn. Do you come from a place where you don't make fun of /talk shit to your friends? Just handle the bants.

Seriously, do I have to turn full Machiavelli - mode in order to get respected in my workplace? Do I really have to become a ruthless psycho that gets feared by everyone in order to get basic respect?

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*snap*
yep, this is a good one.

yes record it I want to laugh at OP too

Isolation or swim in a river of poison. Pick one. That, or go savage and break people without laying a finger on them

Simple, stop working with people who aren't white. That's what I did. Left my sales job where I was the only white guy and now work with civilized people in a professional environment. That shooter meme is something people who are brown like to fuck with white people about because it's the only thing they can think of.

People get bullied outside of middle school?

Unironically become workplace shooter.

Sounds like you're a piece of shit that other people like to talk about. Fucking suck it up and get used to it you little bitch or it's going to be a very long or very short life!