How do you prepare for the upcoming financial crisis?

I want to die

>he doesn't want to die by snu-snu
What are you, gay?

imagine how calloused her hands would be

How much tren for qt like this?

Im so hungry I could eat a horse

>low test
you got that backwards, $ oyboy

My strategy is to get to 300+ pounds of fat and buy a tent so I can just hibernate somewhere for months and live off my fat stores while everyone is clamoring and killing each other for food and resources. There was a really fat guy who fasted for almost 400 days with no negative health consequences. He also didn't have a bunch of loose skin at the end because his body consumed it for protein. Meanwhile that girl in your picture wouldn't last a few days without food.

I'm university professor

He needed protein and potassium and salt.

god damn, i'd pump her full of kids.

She'd crush you like a walnut

He didn't have any protein, otherwise that wouldn't be fasting. A bag of sodium and potassium will last me a really long time.

She's probably not that fertile, but I can be wrong here

you are retarded and will die on day 1

>day three of no fap
>see this
Why do you do this to me Jow Forums

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im spreading my wealth in different assets (hedging my bets). from scrap lead to granulated sugar im pretty sure i will be ok

>t. Low test

Pussy lips like vice grips

By eating junk food and watching anime

Exactly this.

>granulated sugar
Heh heh thanks for the lolz bro

>I'll sit in a tent and eat a bag of salt

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>How do you prepare for the upcoming financial crisis?
There won't be another crisis like 2008 for at least a few decades.

Hypothetically, if I knew a serious downturn was happening tomorrow I'd move maybe 2/3 into cash and 1/3 into consumer staples ($PEP, $PG, $JNJ, etc) with the intention of converting to tech/pharm lotto picks once the month-to-month delta is green.

No protein but he did need salts and low dose vitamins.

I'd take a teaspoon of salt per day just for electrolytes. I'll be eating hundreds of pounds of my own calorically dense body fat, just as nature intended. I'm like an extremely high capacity battery that will last a year, while you retards who fell for the being skinny meme will have to keep finding external sources of energy. And even if you prepped your food will be stolen from you by gangs going house to house.

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the biggest flaw in your plan is "the collapse" not happening or not happening like you envisioned.

So instead you just spend years of your life as a fatass getting no respect from anyone, wheezing at the thought of stairs, and spending more money on crap food than a couple of buried grain caches would have cost.

Go tell her that in person, see how she reacts.

a true bear, are you still shorting?

Hot

>all that muscle
>could still get ass kicked in a fight by your average male
Lol women