/smg/ - Stock Market General

Congrats to weed LMAO investors!

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
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>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
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Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
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Previous thread:

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bnnbloomberg.ca/i-got-this-suit-at-winners-no-flash-for-canopy-growth-s-paper-millionaire-co-ceo-1.1123999
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First for collective consciousness manipulating the market

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You were already first as OP.
>op
>fag
checks out

SELL AMD
Tariffs will make it collapse

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>starting enumeration from 1
fag

this power hour rally is fake and gay. This shit's going to gap down so hard tomorrow.

279 is my next target, same as yesterday.

Knife catching RTI right now. I think the bull volume in weed sector today should be enough to nudge it in to bullish reversal. Only reason it was bleeding out was a correlation with business partner and large shareholder Aurora Cannabis. Aurora was dumping so RTI, being a small cap, dumped along with it but harder. Oversold RSI on daily and 4h scales. Not following sector pump much just yet.

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I picked these up as part of my "not selling for years" portfolio.

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I'm going to kill myself


Mr markets a piece of shit.

I’m not doing anything yet, haven’t even looked into a stock I’d want to make a spread for. Just something I feel like I should know about, will read moar. The two straddles I’ve done so far both went well.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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>tfw getting fucked in the ass by crude
Please tell me I did good by buying the dip

>He didn't load up on cheap Ford shares

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believe in the bull

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I was thinking about F or GM for a while now. Buffet sama picking up more GM pushed me over to the GM side.

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>sold calls +50%
>bought puts +50%
where my VIX flippahs at?

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Other shit aside, F has a marketing problem.

Vix favorite anime Dolphin !

bro... read that wsj article on hackett. dude's a total fruitfly .

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I'm not too keen on autos. I'm just trying to diversify my longs.

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Do you think there will be a short term correction after today’s movement?

From what I read he just seems extremely autistic, which is something we can not only relate to, but all get on board with.

Yes of course. That's a guarantee after a 30% pump (for Canopy) except in rare circumstances.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? It was a bumpy ride, but I’m up 2.61%!

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DING DING DING DING DING

DOWN -1.2%

>when you couldn't get into a NTAP strangle before close despite being two cents under bid

9.5% making this my best single day in a long while.

Down 2.81% and picked up some new long holds. Congrats on Chipotle

had to adjust AMD day trade but still made a smol profit

DING DING DING DING DING

*DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS*

GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS

up 6.25% for the day

another day, another dollar, cant complain *shrugs*

I agree but could this be a rare circumstance? Constellation paid ~50% over market value per share

I've come back from worse. This is far from over.

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I was up like 100% and now im only up 50%. Fuck this shit, I wanted a circuit breaker.

Go assfucked by AMRS to the tune of -1.2%.
I've got some knife-catching plays that closed earlied today (eurokuk) that would be well in the green now so it's not all bad.

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no way based af Henry likes that his company is being run by a pedo face that segways to work, calls his engineers "imagineers", and awards bonuses based on dreamboards.

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He's creepier than Tory Bruno. The reptilians can't even be bothered to put on a facade anymore.

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You seem to forget that he was previously a chad

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Dunno tbhfam. Set a stop loss at least.

Autistic Chad runs Ford? I now feel pretty safe about the div.

Have you recovered from the Amazon earnings fiasco?

based quads, it is literally like someone from /smg/ is running Ford. Like big5 pre mental and financial breakdown.

>answer:
bunnies
VIX luvs to draw bunnies

bic related

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Crying at the liberry.
You guys don't even know the shit I'm stuck into. There's not even an exit out. I should stop whining but it's all over

There's no crying on wall street!!!

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can someone tell me how the fuck DPZ makes 37% annual returns

>@_@

cute

Shut the fuck up and take what capital you have left and get yourself out of that hole.

First for we’re all gonna fucking make it and I won’t hear anything otherwise.

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>we’re all gonna fucking make it
Except baggie.

jump already

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I went over this already. They deliver still hot out of the oven chocolate lava cake to my front door. How could they not. I'm waiting for the big one then I'm going balls deep on DPZ.

Also 7777 and 8888 on a day when I got 9.5%? I'm going to get hit by a truck to balance out the luck.

JD good earnings
NTAP bad earnings

watch out

Based.
I've never posted that word yet; we will all make it.

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Not too sound like a beta but it's literally fucking over for me. I'm like Hitler when he killed himself. After a certain point you're fucked

>hitler
>ded
hes in antarctica w walt disney
read a book

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not yet but if I can string a few 5000% gains days together I might make it.

Suicide is good, and easy to commit.
Do it already faggot.

Up 33%, very nearly back to making all time highs since I bought high and sold low on VIX calls, nuking 60% of my position. Which was around 20% of my port because I was retarded and decided to ignore position sizing.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

the driver's going to be a mexican here illegally with no insurance too

>I'm like Hitler when he killed himself.
Sorry sweetie, Hitler escaped to Argentina and lived a life of luxury, try again.

get some help faggot
stop shitting up the thread about how you are homeless or whatever

call the suicide hotline
visit the homeless shelter

stop gambling
get a job

fucks sake
>hurr im just like Hitler

what a FAGGOT

what's "the big one"?
next market crash?

>cisco mooning
Cisco shouldn't be allowed to moon.
It should be put out of its misery instead.

i bet he volunteered to play center and was the first in/last out of the shower room

checked

when I look at a picture like that, I just think how great it would be to clear cut the whole thing and strip mine it for any valuable minerals it might hold.

up 0.2%. better than not being up. some divvy and oil stocks took a hit but my based portfolio kept me afloat on a red dow day.

>TMUS instead of based T
Fuck you, cuck lover. You must be a black man because only a black man would love cucks as they would willingly let you fuck their wives.

I'm in California, all the truck drivers are illegals with no insurance, that's the real reason Obama passed Obamacare. Because the liberals know that their voter base won't obey the law.

rude

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That's really pretty, where are you?

EAT aka brinker literally Nothing happened

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i too received digits

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I'm in Michigan, all the truck drivers here are muslims that can hardly speak English because they literally cannot find people to drive trucks up here. They are offering $7500 sign on bonuses and $60000 to $70000 starting pay with full benefits.

Every government job I've ever seen uses Cisco IP phones.

That's the idea yes.

Nice, upside-down evil.

>There's no crying on wall street!!!

Oh yes there is. Whole thing floats on a river of tears and blood. And probably some semen.

It's ok I'm just a weak person. And nature kills weakness naturally. Why is the American way so painful to do it? Like just fucking kill me. I've already ruined it all.

Get your shit together user, you don't want to end up like him do you?

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how many shared did u buy? as a shitstain, im curious as to how much does one require to feel like a pristine white man

Idk who that is

I think it's Plane/BigFiveGuy but don't quote me on that.

Pretty good interview with Canopy CEO Bruce Linton on Bloomberg/BNN today. Guy is a character and I'm happy to have him as current defacto figurehead of Canadian weed business.

bnnbloomberg.ca/i-got-this-suit-at-winners-no-flash-for-canopy-growth-s-paper-millionaire-co-ceo-1.1123999

If you don't know who it is, it's probably best you don't know. It will just depress you even more.

In the long run pot stocks will go to utter shit. I was considering buying some CGC since it dipped quite a bit but I wasnt willing to sell my tech stocks to buy some pot stock. I made some money off aphria in the past the whole pot stock thing is just news and hype the fundamentals are horrible and the only winners will be already established companies making money off the pot industry somehow because the natural course will be that there will be overproduction where pot is just seen as a commodity.

It is, kek
He deserves his fate from being a face poster

what happened to big5cuck, did he get perma banned for posting gay porn?

post feet

WEED is 10% of my portfolio, today was a good day buds

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he just changed his name is all

i'd bang his girlfriend. he lost his money so he lost her. what's her number? she can blow me in my corner office

Or they could get bought out by tobacco companies. Tobacco shares are ridiculously high.

He doesn't post under any of his trips anymore but he still hangs around in the small hours of the night.

I really don't want to be anyone. I just want to die. Maybe I should just play videogames. I spent 3 hours shitposting and crying about life. I fucked up. I can't fix this world or myself. Everyone here is capable of something greater. I wish I had this thought ten years ago. I'm haunted by my decisions and actions. Love is the key to a better world. I just want eternal slumber. I can't even read fiction books so i can't be an artist. Just a meme. Suicide is going to happen. Everyone call your family tell them you love them it'll mean the world.

>what a FAGGOT
checked

F
if only we couldve warned him