Sup Jow Forums

because he's a clown ass con man that's milked the US gov for hundreds of millions

Fuck Musk. The value of his tech was that it would free us from the Saudis. Selling out to the Saudis makes Musk nothing but a cuck.

lol

no, teach me your ways

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It's illegal. Otherwise Musk could say things like "partnering with Amazon if TSLA goes to $500" just to pump up Tesla stock with no repercussions

>Why is the SEC mad at Elon Musk?

Musk is a fucking scumbag faggot.

>Hi Jow Forums i'm trying to ask an inane question about a CEO making shit up, but my keyboard isn't working. How do I plug in my conputer?
What are you talking about?

Why is he not allowed to tweet about a buyout, and if he's NOT allowed how could he not know? why do it?

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>he stated that he was thinking about going private for $420 per share. It was currently trading at ~300$ a share. So it pumped because people thought they could buy for 300 to get bought out later at 420
>so the issue was not with stating he could go private, it was because he named the price
OK if that is what he did, why would he do that knowing it was illegal?

Seems like a pretty dumb move

CEOs don't own companies. Shareholders own companies. CEOs don't represent shareholders, they're employees of shareholders. The board represents shareholders and offers must go to the board and/or the shareholders.

Someone should write some rule 34 fan fic where they run out of prison space and Musk and Holmes have to share a prison cell.

>Elon, I need to do some quick and dirty tests on your fluids

>Ok baby, but first you have to ride my rocket

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If what you guys are saying is true it seems like a big deal.

It seems like musk really fucked up, and the SEC is basically saying "we know you are lying and there is something very fucked up going on" With Musk acting weird the last few months and spending all his time calling the heros who rescued the thai children "pedos" and spending his time fucking his white trash gf....

Why the fuck is the stock not crashing right now, why is it still higher than before he lied about the buy out

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The SEC can't follow people to Mars can they? Asking for a friend.

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Lmao I fucking hate Wall Street crybabies so much.

After coming from crypto the whole thing does seem rather quaint.

What rule is he braking?
Braking...breaking...keep being a sheeple cunt.

The SEC is a pedophile

>marries gold diggers, sometimes twice
He's clearly a genii

but

Do you guys really think its ok for chink scams to announce a bmw partnership when in reality they just signed up in a site, thing that anyone with a internet connection could have done?

Yes, yes I does.

me thing think scam site internet too, post good