You're transported back to your 10yo self. You end up at the same time and place as you was back then...

I'd start fucking 17 year olds right then and there, start Airbnb as soon as the Internet becomes a common thing, wait 10 more years and buy bitcoin. GG.

>Start trying dieting and excercise more so that i wont feel akward in middle school.
>Say yes to that one girl who asked me out so she doesnt end up ruining her and my relationship over the course of 5 years and see if we really could have made a good relationship
>Dont buy games with money but instead start practicing investment and start putting money into bank account
>Buy bitcoin at super cheap and sell when it reaches peak
>Spend rest of life rather trying to have as much fun with nerdy gf as possible or end up getting dumped by nerdy gf and try to move on and find someone who understands me properely/ shares my interests

>Start working when I hit 16yo.
>Spend all the money I've got in a mining rig when 2009 comes.
>Mine tens of thousands of bitcoins.
>Sell half of it at 2017 bubble.
>Live like a millionare NEET. Do anything I want whenever I want.
>Continue investing in shitcoins until I get tired.
>KMS when I get tired of living.

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get a job save up all my money then bet on germany to beat argentina 1-0 2014 finals, get my winnings then buy a shit load of bitcoin, 2017 cash in

>stop wasting my time with irl shit
>stay in front of my computer all day every day during the golden age of the internet
>buy Bitcoin (BCH)

Nothing would matter, I would become the richest person that ever existed by the time i hit 30.

>inb4 everybody buys BTC

Get some creativity retards

>Mine BTC in 2009 until it becomes inefficient.
>Don't bother wasting money on ASIC's. Buy coins with any spare money until 2011/2012.
>Sell a small amount during the early 2013 bubble to have some cash.
>Sell small amounts in the lead up to the late 2013 bubble (do not use mt gox and only leave small amounts of coins on exchanges).
>Put the rest of the BTC in cold storage for the 2017 bubble.
>Use some of the money made by selling to buy ripple, monero, ethereum and other various alt coins in 2015.
>Dump all alt coins in May/June 2017. Sell Bitcoin Cash after the fork for BTC whenever it rallies.
>Start accumulating all kinds of random alt coins in late october into November.
>Start selling BTC in december after it crosses 12k. Sell as much as possible.
>Buy various alts with whatever BTC is left during the market flash crash.
>Dump all alts in January after each one rallies into BTC.
>Go short with all remaining liquid BTC on bitmex 20-50x lev (depending on how good memory is) towards the end of January.
>Close all shorts at 6k. Open 100x longs.
>Close longs at 12k, open 100x shorts.
>Close shorts at 6k, open 100x longs again.
Repeat.

You are now a billionaire from lunch money.

>get part time jobs asap
>save all the money
>buy shrimp farm in 2005
>become shrimpillionaire

Why don't you idiots accepts that this is the only way to make real money?

How does the investment world change if you prevent 9/11? Does the collapse in 2008 still happen?

I guess I could off my services to the US govt for a salary of $100 million per year.

How would you prevent it? Setup cameras in the basement so you catch them planting the explosives then alert the authorities?

So you 're gonna call the FBI to tell them about 9/11, since you're a kid they won't listen to you.
Then after 9/11 they will catch you, ask you how you knew, and lock you up for years at Guantanamo...

I would already be incredibly rich by 2001. I would have my own mercenary army and a legion of lawyers to keep them away.

spotted the boomer.

I would already be established as some type of god. They will take my word as gospel.

>report 9/11 to the people behind 9/11
You're never going to make it you larping tranny

I wouldn't be in a position to accumulate any decent amount of cash til late 2000's so my best bet would be to either invest in amazon/apple or just stockpile money until 2009 and then build a mining machine (or risk buying from the shady exchanges at the time, but probably safer to mine).

I'd go around doing chores for people and put all my warning into BTC

Also bet on a shitload of UFC fights

You underestimate how few "wins" are needed to become ridiculously rich.

imma short the fuck out of the USSR

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This 100%

These too and also never install WoW or watch anime.

>ace school
why

as a math phd student it would be funny to be 10 again and in school (provided I kept my memories).

>Goof around and get As in school
>Be a ladies man because Confidence
>Parents are supportive, get them on board with me fixing computers/building them
>wait for 2009 to hit and use built computers to mine BTC
>Go to same college for same degree and so I can meet my wife for first time again.
>Get my Fraternity bros into BTC so they can be rich too.
>Sell off BTC as needed, buy house, get married, enjoy having a secure future.
>Buy family farm and set up parents with a comfy retirement.
>open a Brewery and spend days growing ingredients locally, making/drinking beer with a good woman and 4 kids (2 natural, 2 adopted) at home.

I think I did pretty good desu. Buy btc is a lazy answer.
10 yo me, do better in school. Go to a better college
This
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

whoa im not the real RKG

>Implying u cant do this now

Hard mode: No memory of crypto or other events that would make you ez money

>immediately drop the friends who treated me like garbage and never talk to them again
>sign up for martial arts and continue until parents wont pay for it anymore
>start lifting at 14 disregarding stupid PE teacher who said we were too young
>spend high school without being afraid of getting my ass kicked
>read books
>skip college
Then I'd just do what I'm doing now but I wouldn't be in debt with student loans and I'd be younger

skip school it's fucking useless especially in my situation.
start a criminal enterprise where my underlings are all little kids so they can't be jailed.
extort shop owners and jack cars and shit a little bit of arson here and there...
get enough money, to get into stocks, try hard to remember what went right and invest in that.
also use some of the money to kickstart a brothel. my little minions need their mommas.

I hate magic time travel mind games like this. Sure, we could make better choices to fuck more girls, go to top schools, and/or get rich, etc. There is all sorts of unforeseen shit that could happen though. Much of which would probably make me less happy than I am today.

your early actions may also cause things to go differently, especially with crypto

then you'd hold most of the supply and nobody would touch bitcorns. Congrats your own greed fucked your chance to make it

>yfw the following happens
>Mine BTC in 2009 until it becomes inefficient.
>Don't bother wasting money on ASIC's. Buy coins with any spare money until 2011/2012.
>Sell a small amount during the early 2013 bubble to have some cash.
>Sell small amounts in the lead up to the late 2013 bubble (do not use mt gox and only leave small amounts of coins on exchanges).
>Put the rest of the BTC in cold storage for the 2017 bubble.
>Use some of the money made by selling to buy ripple, monero, ethereum and other various alt coins in 2015.
>no altcoin boom happens, and no btc boom happens. Everything slowly declines and you realize that you have been interdimensionally B O G G E D
>Dump all coins in a kind of fear starting in 2019. "Why isn't the rally starting? It should have started by now..."
>realize that nothing we can do will save us

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>all those buy btc at 1 cent posts

yeah, that wouldn't work, bitcoin would no way in hell soar so high without manipulating from multiple parties, if you owned over 50% of the supply, it would never surpass 1$

the whole point of btc is to own as much of the supply as possible, but if well over half of it is owned by a fucking weak handed virgin loser, no one would even bother

besides, anytime you moved coins or sold something, you would crash the entire market

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What's stopping you from doing that right now?

>Faggotry?

This! Buy a few hundred.

>Not just buying a few thousand and selling them in 2017

Get full adam gear in runescape

boy, you would not settle with a few thousand if they are just pennies each

Develop my social skills more
stay off video games
eat as much stuff that helps you grow
start mewing
focus on my posture
start practicing sports
changing my mindset so I'm not bitter, insecure and jealous

Put all my savings into BTC, use BTC as a bank account.

Also staying off the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

if it makes you fuckers feel any better, I bought like 100 bitcoin in 2010 and forgot where it was, don't have access to it. if I had it today, I could cash it out and put it with my other investments and be retired.

but if I could go back to 18 year old me? I'd just invest everything I had in Apple, Amazon, Netflix and short banks in 2008 and short HMNY in 2018.

>lift weights starting around 15
>practice basketball autistically using advanced drills and techniques from 2018
>game a bunch of girls and fuck a lot of them throughout my teens
>make my grandmother stop smoking so she doesn't die of cancer
>stock up on btc
>bet on sporting events
>write a bunch of songs that wouldn't come out until decades later and make a best-selling album
>try to either make the NBA or be a legendary musician

life would be such a breeze if I could live it all from 10 again

buy bitcoin and google against my father's wishes

I would actually buy more Bitcoin.

Hope that my young body slows down the dementia in my present-day brain. If there's no improvement, I neck myself before going out like Benjamin Button.

>start mewing
What did he mean by this

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prepare myself for turning 18, wut?

i'd just try to have as much fun as possible, no school since i already have my education. i'd convince my parents to invest a little in this american "google" company. and then buy a lot of bitcorn of course

you know just as well as me that you wouldn't be able to resist experiencing vanilla WoW with all your friends one more time

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>2 adopted
cuck

C-checked

Buy a couple of the big cryptos early on, not get fat, do well in school, try to prevent my dad from fucking up his back on a business trip.

Dont worry now you can get glad since you only have to be 2400 ;) great game blizzard

>Fuck 17 yo girls
>When your 10
> Bruh, don't support pedophilism and fuck closer to your age

>get ripped and confident as fuck
Everytime delusional weak-willed shits say this in time-travel thread, everytime they find excuses they can't do it now

All i would do differently is not go to college and use the money to invest.

Well that was 1987... Since I have all my knowledge, I guess I’d start by

1) accumulating Star Wars figures, GI Joe figures and NES games and leaving them all new in Box and wait

2) fuck around and not take school that seriously

3) late 90’s load up on Beanie Babies

4) Don’t go to college... actually go and just drink and f*ck

5) 2000 and beyond - dump Beanie Babies, Star Wars & GI Joe figures and NES games on eBay

6) use that money to accumulate Apple, Amazon, Google Stock and Gold

7) 2010’s - Sell the gold and buy Bitcoin

8) December 2017 - Sell all the Bitcoin

9) Today - go all in on Link

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>Use a condom because herpes for life sucks even when it's benign
>Don't get into a relationship with either shitty ex I'd know I'm better alone.
>All money into bitcoin and eth
>Learn to fucking code

DESU all that's missing from my life is financial stability to focus on my hobbies and relationships.

to all the mine btc.....if you over did it its more likely you change something that means btc would not take off. also when you think about it it is hard to avoid all the pitfalls in btc, dont get goxxed dont get hacked, dont sell at 10 x 1c each when you purchased for 0.1 c dont sell....dont panic sell at 3$ from 30, dont forget password dont get hds corrupted

Why the fuck would you blow money on a mining rig? You could buy at least 10,000 BTC in 2009 with what you would spend on a mining rig.

Go to Jow Forums and then you'll understand

There's this place in my country where they found 25 million in roman gold coins in 2009. I'll go there in 2006, dig them up and sell them to the government who gave the guy 8 million because they belong in a museum. Then I have 8 million of legal money before Bitcoin even starts trading.

Become a cute trap and sell myself for money.

Instead of dreaming of what you could have been why dont you dream of what can still be. Far out lads you arent 80 years old.

unterrated post

Roll rogue.

TFW no need to change anything cause I already made it @ 18

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I turn 18 in 2009, so unironically I spend every spare moment in time earning as much money as I can as a kid to buy as much cheap bitcoin as possible, and setting up rigs to mine bitcoin

otherwise pretend to be a genius amd ace all my exams

Fuck you guys are so damn small time or young, I guess probably young.

>buy BTC

LOL

I can literally make amazon, facebook... I can make apple obsolete by making an ipod and iphone before they do... I can create buy all the major lithium tenements in South America, short the fuck out of US in time for the GFC and THEN, when I'm already a trillionaire I can worry about BTC, ETH and other cryptos.

found the boomer lmao

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Betting all my NEET money on Leicester winning the Premier League 2015/2016, Portugal winning in EURO 2016, then buy a shit ton of the (now) mainstram alts, such as ETH, XRP, LTC. Sell the majority of the coin some days before their ATH and cash them out, then convert the remainder in BTC and short it

>going back to 28kbps dialup
I'd rather die.

OK. Now close your eyes and imagine that it's 2040.
How would the world look like? What are the people's needs? Which things are popular? What would you do with your money if you could go back in time 12 years?

Now... Just open your eyes and fucking do it.

This is an EXTRAORDINARY way to make it. You just need to be a smartass, know something about economics, society and human behavior and the world generally. Good luck.

Bitcoin was $10 when i was 18. Ride those market cycles to become mega whale

I was Jow Forums and had gfs in high school, but;
>no porn, fap once a week max
>don't eat meat
>start calisthenics to be permanently ripped
>don't date or fuck any girls, unless she's 10/10, younger and marriage material in which case I'd take one childhood sweetheart
>spend more time with my friends
>spend more time in nature
>still party but don't be such a degenerate (drink moderately, get high only on occasion)
>play guitar and piano
>blacksmith and woodwork more
>go to uni for a fun degree like art, spend university days making cool shit in workshops

Moneywise;
>don't bother working part time shitty jobs, just save up all pocket money until I have like £1000
>maybe do some gardening or removals work to boost income as it's fun
>In 2014 (when I'm 18) at the beginning of the world cup bet all money on Germany to beat Brazil 7-1 in the final
>take 1,000,000:1 winnings, keep some cash for living
>buy BTC
>be student having fun for a few years
>sell BTC in 2017
bubble
>retire, buy huge estate of land, be organic farmer for fun

Probably something like this for investments. I’d spend more time learning to code and working on projects at 10 tho so I could be positioned to share in the tech boom.

this

Apple stocks. Amazon stocks. A few thousand Bitcoin, then strike gold again with ETH. Oh, and I fuck that cute neighbor girl that my sister is friends with proper this time. When I was 12 I wasn't even sure what to do with it and just kind of rubbed my dick in her thigh gap. Time to dick her proper.

>I can make apple obsolete by making an ipod and iphone before they do
You mean like every other company that had cell phones and MP3 players before Apple did that are were so expensive and popular?
>he thinks sucess is about selling good products first
lol

Stop being bluepilled
Focus on school more instead of trying to fit in with retards
Inject HGH at massive dosages, testosterone enanthate at TRT dosage and anti estrofen like Aromasin to keep my epiphyseal plates open and turn as tall as Thor Bjornsson
Prepare for crypto
then get all kinds of facial surgeries to fix my flaws

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>I can make apple obsolete by making an ipod and iphone before they do..
no you can't because you are a fucking brainlet

But why wouldnt you do this

>bet all money on Germany to beat Brazil 7-1 in the final
And lose everything because that never happened.
>take 1,000,000:1 winnings
This is not how sports betting works.

What a fucking mong. Some people are just incurable.

if you knew that buying a few thousand wouldnt fuck yourself in the future yeah you would

Tell my mom she's going to get breast cancer and die in 2016 if she doesn't stop it early
Tell my best friend to never date a girl named Morgan and to join the military
Tell my dad to invest in Google, Apple, and Amazon as much as he can and hold until 2020.
Also tell my dad that he is going to lose his job in 2009, and to start preparing for it now so we don't have to sell our house to make ends meet.
Get a job at 16 and invest in Bitcoin as much as possible, don't go to college it's a scam, don't stop working out after high school, learn to drive as quickly as possible. Never stop reading books, start reading business books, tell Vinny to fuck off.

>When I was 18
>Back to 10yo self

>BTC in 2010, stocks in 2008/9, bet on Super Bowls since I knew who would win, etc.
>Start working out much earlier than I did
>Wouldn't be such a shy pussy around girls

That's why you keep it in 40 different wallets, retard.