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piggu edition

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tfw no gf

Picture of my eye :)

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Herro

my weed is so dark it looks black.
also i got to be the "spinner" and watch as my sister and her friend played twister. friend was wearing any provocative though so i didn't get to see much.

It would be better if there were nothing. Since there is more pain than pleasure on earth, every satisfaction is only transitory, creating new desires and new distresses, and the agony of the devoured animal is always far greater than the pleasure of the devourer.

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*wasn't wearing anything provocative

i absolutely LOVE this video
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yeah but he's a pig and I'm a dude so fuck his feelings

Fact
The world would be much better if if China had contained their voyages and colonized the west. Unfortunately China beloved themselves to be the center of the world, thus no need to colonize and enslave others

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Pick a number

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Although I’m kinda happy China didn’t enslave Africans or Euros. China would’ve become what modern America is, a nigger infested shithole

5

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last thing i wanted is a lecture.
god dammit i hate boomers.

what is arousing about animal-girls?

>there is a small breasts thread on /s/

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They’re cuter

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OH NO NO NO

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*folds arms*
that's the problem with your generation

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Cuteness of animals and sexiness of girls combined

why does every fucking boomer look the same.
the same baseball cap.
the same plain shirt.
the same hairy arms.
the same tan and sunburn.

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It’s a mirror

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Any other zoomers here?

*rubs hands together*

Im a 28yo zoomer :)

Truth be told, ever since I started lurking in Jow Forums and noticing certain boomerposting behaviour, I've come to realize that boomer newfags are somehow even worse than the more traditional zoomer summerfag.

United schools for shooting americans

For some reason my legs just won’t get bigger no matter how hard I work on them

i'm always wary of excessive exclamation points

are you doing squats and deads

Yes

eat more and lift harder. all you can do

i wanna go dancing.
youtube.com/watch?v=CuiKeaqERTU

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Me

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But I already have a big upper body and I’m on a cut...

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you could try lowering the amount of weight and doing higher reps then

Alright I’ll do this
Thanks, user

>I’m on a cut
how do you expect to gain a significant amount of muscle on a calorie deficit..

Well yeah that’s the problem
I was told to cut down based on my picture and a Jow Forums CBT, but I have chicken legs...

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zoomer reporting in

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sure

Why do girls do that thrusting shit at the gym, you know the one.

>Found out maternal grandfather died today
Great. Now I have to drive all the way to South Carolina this weekend with my mother and brothers.

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I'm on the border between zoomer and millennial.

Attention

Manlets don't deserve to be with girls.

I'm 5'6 and get a lot of attention from girls lol

you're not likely to make much difference until you start bulking again. and you might just have poor insertions and gotta live with it.

>I'm 5'6 and get a lot of attention from girls lol

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What do I say to my next tindr match

Girls look at me, but I scowl and avoid eye contact so they don't talk to me.

I don't know. I don't use tinder.

As an arm rest? lmao

supposedly works the glutes. never tried it though

hay bby u wan sum fuk???? ;)

Do squats you twink fuccboi

Girls look at me with faces of disgust, but they still look at me

>girl smiles at me
>look away as fast as possibe

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What are you doing here with us losers?

I-I’m not a twink!(I can prove it too!) I-it’s just my genes weren’t made for me having big legs!

I’m here to make fun of you niggers and brag about my gf

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>black girls in neighborhood are cat calling me again

oh fuck

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fun fact
i acually like lesbians, it was all a joke

All jokes aside: gays of both sexes are morally reprehensible.

I don’t think being catcalled by sheboons is a good thing

Go on white man, do your civic duty and bleach them.

you dont sound desperate at all

I'm not attracted to blacks.

t.millennial in denial

Gay men are oversexed and disgusting. Lesbians are harmless so it's okay.

what do you mean

>Lesbians are harmless
They aren't. Even if they didn't harm others(this isn't the case) they'd still be immoral.

pretty bold of a (surely former) actor to criticize the jews

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please stop lying on the internet

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you ever lose a lot of weight and then you get a lot of attention from girls but you don't know how to act because it's brand new to you?

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Really want some Velveeta shells and cheese all of a sudden.

no because my face is hideous so even if i was skinny it doesn't matter

Hopkins desu

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Yeah I lost a lot of weight and gained a ton of muscle.
Now instead of no girls only fat girls notice me. Being ugly rocks

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Girl who said she loves me told me she wants to see what our babies will look like

im good looking but it doesnt matter because i literally never leave my house

You're mother should have married someone more handsome.

and you should stop humblebragging and fishing for compliments

i wanna dance i wanna dance i wanna dance
youtube.com/watch?v=Jj17eaTaemY

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>im good looking
Fuck you

Tell her to get on her knees and call you daddy

I'm pretty handsome and tall, and I always catch girls looking, but they always say I'm too intimidating to approach or talk to.

thx autism

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you can have my face if you can successfully remove it

All attractive people should exiled from /cum/

based and redpilled

Are you an East Asian?

Fuck you too
You niggers are lucky you weren’t born an ugly nigger like me. Go talk to girls you stupid nigger

No. /cum/ is for attractive people ONLY from now on.

If you're ugly, go away.

fuck me i'm so bored, why aren't any good places open on mondays.

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uggos and virgins should be exiled from /cum/ and permanently settled in r9k WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG.

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Never forget the 10 gorillion who died to save New Ulm, the north's Alamo.

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shut up urkel, you're good enough looking to get a top tier negress and you know it.

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Fuck you niggers
You would’ve fucking roped if you looked like me

no bullying below this line

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