Turning 24 in two weeks

The older you get the more you realize life is just a big LARP. You either improve or you don't from your experiences. Experiences is something you only have to happen when you take action desu

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>turning 21 in two weeks
Where the fuck is time going

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>turning 36 in two months
>I was 18 eighteen years ago

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lol fucking casuals, i've been 19 for 4 years now

and what are women going to do? pin me down and force me to have sex with them? force my penis inside them? t-that can't happen

>I was a high school senior in 2015

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>21
lol who gives a fuck i'm young
>22
cool got some ideas floating
>23
WHAT THE FUCK I NEED A REAL CAREER TIME FOR SCHOOL TOO LATE
>24
*grabs gun*

This but I'm 24 in 5 months. It's unbelievable. Hs feels like 6 months ago. And I've wasted all the time after watch anime and browsing this shithole.

I'm a workaholic and overachiever but I never have time for women. it sucks. sometimes I wish I was like my more laid back friends with less demanding jobs

I'm 45. Sometimes I remember I haven't been a teenager in 25 years and cringe. Eventually you just learn to accept it.

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18 here too. Why is everyone on Jow Forums so fucking miserable

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>I'm a workaholic and overachiever but I never have time for women

What are you doing on Jow Forums then wasting time? :^)
Kinda ironic that all these self-claimed entrepreneurs and workaholics are pissing their time away on the internet. I mean I would understand reading news or whatever online...

i think if you have an unfulfilling life at our age you can just go "oh i'm a teenager i got time to figure it out" but when all your peers are starting careers and you haven't changed since high school you start reaching for the rope.

Because I did great in my school, was primed for a real career where my drive and thirst for knowledge would be utilized, and ended up needing to go back to school yet again at late 23 lmao

it's hard as fuck realizing that you don't have life solved even at 21/22. You just have to make mistakes but correcting them when you have bills is a lot harder

lol, what are you getting at? that being a workaholic is a good thing? I'm not bragging, being a workaholic stunts your life.
>why are you on Jow Forums lel
because workaholics are literally always working? fucking pedantic, hans. I do admit this place is a waste of time, and that it does make me less efficient. workaholics aren't necessarily efficient, you know

>20yo
>no family, love or money
I just want to see Brie Larson one more time and hug her, that's all, after that, I just wanna die I'm sick of this shit my life is a fucking failure

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>24
huh thats wierd i could have sworn i just turned 19

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Soon.

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I refuse to be talked down to on work by Germany, of all nations

Yeah same, at 18 I thought college was a scam, thought 4 year degrees were worthless(most still are) and then realized that most people are miserable even with them

Then you realize despite all those drawbacks it's the only way into a real career honestly, and all the miserable wagecucks are just unaware their parents paying them through college was a huge blessing

I started feeling this in high school, when everyone was preparing for college and shit while I skipped school 3 times a week and had all Fs

Now it's like 4 years later and they all have jobs while I'm a neet that works minimum wage jobs occasionally, it's horrible

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also all the kids I went to school with that moved up in life had parents with money, so there's a lot of seething jealousy that I never had that

I could say the same as him
Having sex won't make you become Chad amigo

I've only been working for 6 weeks so far in my life (30 hours a week) and already want to quit this slave existence. If this is how I have to spend the rest of my waking life then fuck, I just don't want to. I only ever feel good when I'm doing nothing and I get no fulfillment at all from accomplishing tasks. When I've worked for a year I'll gamble all of my money and either make it big enough to retire in a 3rd world country immediately or kms.

>turning 25 in 2 months
>I was 15 three years ago

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I turn 30 next week and I have $52 to my name and I'm unemployed with no skills

why not do some cool shit? if I wasn't so conditioned by upper middle class america, I would consider joining the military and being a merc, or being a park ranger that fights poachers in alaska or the savanna, etc. there's tons of cool shit to do

I'm 26 now.
I'm still a virgin with no romantic experience

>turning 29 in less than a month
>I haven't done anything in the past 11 years
>using the same laptop on the same desk wearing the same pajama with the same shitty sleep and shitposting habit

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>24yo
>still skinnyfat
>getting fit never works out despite trying for seven years

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>turning 25 in july
Mortality is a curse.

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>26
>Good job
>Slept with many women in weird ways because I have low self esteem
Still a social autist with no friends but I'm working on it
It's time to find a wife I guess

Are employed?

I know how you guys feel, I turn 26 in 5 months and I haven't done shit with my life.

>and ended up needing to go back to school yet again at late 23 lmao
I'm just starting at 25

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I'm going to turn 28 years old soon.

Additional information: Never had a gf or sex before

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>was 18 two weeks ago
>tripped up on a sidewalk and when I got up I found out I had skipped forward in time 8 years
FUCK WHEN DID I BECOME 26

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of course not

I’m finishing up a degree in business because it’s the only thing I have left. I had mediocre marks in high school and c grades in math so that’s what I had. The good thing is that my gpa is good and I can go for a masters but I don’t really want too even though a masters is what’s needed to be successful nowadays.

OP is probably a faggot.

I'm 24 and starting, but just barely 24.

I have more drive than I did early in my 20s but I'm just so....tired

Ah I see, you're part of the 15%

Not really, since I haven't gone to the unemployment office.

>turning 27 in 32 months
>I was 3 forty years ago

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To me only one lifestyle is worth living. I achieved it back in uni while neglecting my studies on my parents' dime for a year.
>wake up
>buy today's worth of food
>drink 200ml of liquor
>listen to music, play tf2, shitpost a bit
>drunk afternoon nap
>wake up after a couple of hours
>drink another 200ml
>stumble into the forest
>stream anime/read manga on my phone
>come home to dorm, watch sunset set against the skyline
>collapse on the floor to sleep without giving a single fuck about tomorrow
>etc etc etc
Otherwise, I haven't been content since I was a schoolboy. I can't be a kid anymore and If I can't at least live out my college existence until I die then I want nothing.

No one gives a shit how old you are in uni, at least here anyway.

>turning 12 in two weeks
>I was 10 two years ago

aging shouldn't bother you if you continuously improve yourself along the way

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>2012 was 17 years ago

crazy to think, isn't it?
time flies so fast

turning 21 in July, feels like it was only yesterday that I graduated secondary/high school
Time flies so fast, bros... I can't keep up

I still live with my parents, no gf and still a virgin, don't even have any vices because I don't want my parents to find out about them

>tfw turning 30 in fews month

get a life before its too late frens

24 was my last happy year, 4 years ago

>Moscow Olymp was 100 years ago

I feel you fellow 24 y/o user

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I was 18 11 years ago xd

You’ll know, in time

Based and Jorgepilled

>20somethingniggas be like "boohoo I'm so old it's all over"

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Watching streams of some old games from the 2000s on Twitch. Feeling nostalgic.

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Wow so many niggas born in 1995 here.

I'm 28 i just tell everyone I'm 30 to ease myself into it.

I was optimistic at 18 too. Fell for the "focus on your studies while in school, in college you're gonna slay some pussy"
I didn't.

>I was 0 twentytwo years ago

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literally(LITERALLY) me

Try 31
>beer gut
>hair already turning gray
>looks like a corpse
>wasted my life doing nothing
It's over

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>tfw 25 and still khv

>hair already turning gray
>31
>already
>ALREADY
My hair is greyer than most 45 y/o's I've seen and I'm 21. Why are you letting some grey hair do you in?
And... the rest is pretty much manageable. Even if you haven't done anything up until this point, don't fucking despair like it's all over already, fuck's sake.
Feel free to chew me out and say how I'm a 21 year old with no life experience, and how I have no right talking about this yet. But still.

It's about efficiency.

24 kissless hugless virgin here, ama

Reminder our trade education is far better than yours and we had to Set up Training Centers for our car manufacture because your Training isnt properly unified to a good Standard and thus sucks.

>turning 21 soon
>nobody to drink with
Will you drink some ethyl alcohol with me Sven

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Wouldn't care if I was 50 as long as I would look young
Hopefully the future can fix that

>30 in 3 days
>haven´t done anything in 10 years lmao

>21 and got first gf
>almost losing her due to too much drinking
i need to stop someone please help

>Turning 26 in 5 weeks
>Father just turned 60
>Still did nothing for him
>He still has to work
>Want to cut my guts out from shame and die with honor but know that wod be worse

I have my work in front of me boys

And this Is bad because?
At least you're still young.

Enjoy your life OP and stop being a triple faggot.

Give it two years here and the answer will reveal by itself.

I peaked at 17. Was somewhat charismatic and had a couple of becky orbiters, yet i stayed truthful to my (ugly) gf at the time.
It's been 9 years since that. Now I'm overweight, depressed and addicted to tobacco and alcohol.

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DEATH BY SNU SNU!

>finished private school
>ok son you're on your own, we'd rather spend the money on a new Mercedes
>wageslave for two years to save up and go to uni, saving every penny
>drop out, too dumb for the course

ahhh nice, some of my """"friends"""" will be graduating from LSE, Oxbridge, universities from here. But hey, those plebs from 3d world countries sure have it worse

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I can't tell who is more retarded
,>we'd rather spend the money on a new Mercedes
Or
>wageslave for two years to save up and go to uni, saving every penny
>drop out, too dumb for the course

>700 years ago was 500 years ago

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you cant even imagine how fucking heart broken I am

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Its not the drinking man, I know full-time alcoholics with full sets of hair

Ever heard of prostitutes? Would you consider someone who has paid for sex less of a loser than your average 24-year old virgin?