Do you remember when there was a big power outage in the US and scared amerilards started calling 911 after discovering the Milky Way? Kek
Do you remember when there was a big power outage in the US and scared amerilards started calling 911 after discovering...
Zachary Morgan
Bentley Cooper
Go look for a job, Pablo.
Hunter Jones
link?
Aaron Brown
do you remember when spain was relevant
neither did i
Cameron Roberts
kek
Wyatt Rivera
>do
>did
Why don't you learn some english, juan?
David White
Ok huwiteboi
Nathan Lee
no one says "did you remember"
why don't YOU learn english
Camden Turner
No, he's correct, why don't you go study some more English before correcting native speakers?
Noah Wright
probably because you weren't alive in the 16th century
Daniel Robinson
kek
Andrew Mitchell
>jajaja estupido Americano, youuu kno escribe good English like yo do jajajaj
Colton Sullivan
>when you try to look like a smug prick and get btfo
Yikes
James Turner
Checked
Robert Jenkins
bruh moment
Jack Lewis
pelotudo, chupame la poronga
Brayden Evans
shart >>>>>> THE MART
Cameron Roberts
>lived in Arizona
>saw Milky Way every night
>thousands and thousands of stars would fill up the night sky dancing amongst the brilliant red bands of our etheral galaxy that split the horizon
>move out East
>single grey/red monotone on the clouds every night from the light pollution
genuinely still depressed by this almost a decade after moving, honestly considering moving back now just for the sky/less shitty people, no wonder eastfags are stuck staring at screens and shit they got off Amazon
>pic related
taken in hometown
Nolan Thomas
based
Blake Kelly
it is kind of scary seeing it for your first time desu
John Rogers
>tfw i actually agree with him at a first glance
i'll never be fluent in english :(
Ryder Johnson
You're right.
The replies really show how dumb Americans are.
Jose Gomez
based
the east is a shithole i can't wait to move
Leo Davis
Alright alright i take my mistake, not my fault that english is such a retarded language tho.
And you would need to torture my balls until i pass out to get me to learn it
Caleb Edwards
Wait, am i?
Jose Bennett
none of them actually understood what he was talking about
Aaron Cruz
>You're right.
>The replies really show how dumb Americans are.
Asher Russell
What the fuck are you idiots talking about? If he uses the past tense in the second example he is saying "Neither did I remember" which is awkward as fuck. Holy shit how is our education THIS fucked that an Argentinian knows better English grammar than 9/10 Americans?
Jonathan Young
the correct way would be to use do twice
Luis Torres
Explain why
>Do you remember when Spain was relevant. Neither did I.
is correct
but
>Do you remember when Spain was relevant? Neither do I.
is wrong.
Landon Reed
he is actually right the americans are just morons as usual
the second line of should be "neither do i"
Brandon Gonzalez
It's what i thought, that's why i made such a salty apology. But so many americans said i was wrong i didn't think all of them would be that dumb.
Ayden Martin
yes you were right
Andrew Ward
No, you’re not. Saying “did you remember” is only accurate if you’re asking about what happened in the past. In the posters case, he’s referring to if people remember in the present, so it’s “do you remember” not “did you remember”
Andrew Scott
KEK
Parker Lopez
I was refering to the second line.
Jace Moore
>all those mutts thought estebez pointed out he should have said "did i remember" instead of "do i remember" not the discrepancy between tenses
you all fucking 'native' asses again trick a gullible mind into stupidity
Ian Long
theyre just fucking with you, but i have to say the difference is so small it could have easily just been a little mistake
Luis Fisher
i've literally taken college level english courses it's fucking correct
Noah Price
Well technically since it has already happened “neither did I” is now accurate.
William Stewart
>i've literally taken college level english courses it's fucking correct
Josiah Jackson
>I didn't think all of them would be that dumb
That warrants an apology tbqh
Thomas Ross
Dumbass, no one says "Did you remember" when they're asking about someone's current state of memory.
Zachary Torres
THEY'RE BOTH ACCEPTABLE DEPENDING ON THE CONTEXT AND NO ONE WOULD EVER GIVE A SHIT ANYWAYS SINCE BOTH ARE LOGICAL FROM A GRAMMATICAL STANDPOINT! THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THREAD ON Jow Forums AND IN THE HISTORY OF Jow Forums AND EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO READ A FUCKING GRAMMAR BOOK AND LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
Christopher Moore
the second line of the original post should be "neither do i" not "neither did i" that's the grammatical error
Tyler Reed
A-are you ok?
Jaxson Gonzalez
>e-everyone is actually right!
Getting desperate now are we Amerilards?
Daniel Johnson
but the remembering was technically in the past so "did" is correct
Ethan Harris
Based retard poster
Nathaniel Reed
The original Amerishart post is wrong, yes, America is full of retards, but no one says "did you remember" when they ask about one's memory in the present tense. The correction the Argentinian proposed is grammatically correct, but is still wrong in that context.
Aiden Williams
whilst "neither did i" is gramattically correct it has a different meaning from "neither do i"
neither did i implies that at one point he didn't remember, but now he does. or something else has changed. the period of him not remembering is finished
>NO ONE WOULD EVER GIVE A SHIT ANYWAYS
not until you guys started piling on the guy who was right
Camden Edwards
>but the remembering was technically in the past
>do you remember
>do
>present tense
just stop mate
Nathan Nelson
>THEY'RE BOTH ACCEPTABLE DEPENDING ON THE CONTEXT
No shit. In this case the context is set by the first sentence (present tense).
Cameron James
>damage control
Tyler Thompson
t.zhang
Leo Sanders
The argentines post is not suggesting the first line be changed he is just pointing out the switch in tenses
Aiden Long
>He still doesn't understand
i didn't propose any correction, just pointed out that he used "do" in the question and "did" in the answer
Nolan Ward
[Narrator]: Remember, kids. Always keep your verb tenses constant.
Brody Perry
no it's not
Carson Gutierrez
ITT: Autism
Benjamin Thompson
>implying americans are connected to each other at all
the only thing every american has in common is that we all waste our money on dumb shit and we eat literal garbage, we alienate ourselves from each other and are socially isolated and anxious
Isaac Bell
>do you remember
>neither did i
Isaac Moore
>he's now trying to blow up the thread
Michael Martinez
Its only acceptable if you receive a response that changes the tense
Wyatt Lewis
but it's different because of the word "remember."
Joseph Bennett
You didn't allow time for the reader to ponder your dumb question before jumping into your flat punchline, fuck your posts
Thomas King
no it's not
Grayson Ramirez
in my city about 7 years ago some illegals tried to dig a tunnel underneath the border and accidentally knocked down a power line supplying the entire county.
It was pretty kino, literally everyone was without electricity for about a day and a half. People were walking around outside socializing with eachother and relaxing.
I'm so glad I wasn't a NEET yet or I probably would've necked myself
Jackson Howard
I know how you feel
I'm feeling it too
I hold my heart, I dream of you
I see your face, I feel it too
Searching skies
I need you
I miss you
Take this and hold
My love for you
In separate times we think as two
In paradise I'll drown in you
Still searching skies
I need you
I want you
I know how you feel
I'm feeling it too
I hold my heart, I dream of you
I see your face, I feel it too
Searching skies
I need you
I miss you
Take this and hold
My love for you
In separate times we think as two
In paradise I'll drown in you
Still searching skies
I need you
I want you
I love you, love you
I love only you, love you
Remember me near
There may be times when it's not right
For me to be there
But remember me near
Remember me near
There may be times when it's not right
For me to be there
But remember me near
Searching for strength
Can I face this day?
Blinded by your love we stay
You're always there - you're in my head
Still chasing skies
I need you
Oh, I miss you
Just love you, only you, only you
I love you, I love you
I love only you, love you
Remember me near
There may be times when it's not right
For me to be there
But remember me near
Remember me near
There may be times when it's not right
For me to be there
But remember me near
Michael Gonzalez
>do you remember when spain was relevant
>I don't because I didn't attend school
>neither did i
Daniel Cooper
Today I did read a thread where an American did say a really dumb thing and I did think to myself...
>DO Americans really?
Andrew Parker
Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
Can't you see
I'm at your feet
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
There over, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
At your feet
I'm at your feet
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear
Think out loud
Say it again
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
There over, hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
There over, hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel
Joshua Kelly
Neither did i
Easton Edwards
suck me soft
Julian Robinson
yea it is
person 1: do you remember
person 2: no
person 1: *recalling memory*
person 1: neither did i
even though it could've taken literally 1 second to recall the memory (or lack thereof), it was still 1 second in the past. so it's correct
Brandon Gray
this thread
Samuel Watson
I wish I was as good at actual gymnastics as this bitch is at mental gymnastics
Zachary Murphy
learn english, paco. your reply doesn't make sense to that comment.
Justin Russell
What a fucking rollercoaster of retardation
Christian Phillips
ok, now you're doing this on purpose
let it go, you made one mistake
even native speakers make mistakes
Colton Hernandez
that didnt change the tense bro "don't" is just a contraction of "do not" the tense is still the same
Carter Cooper
>DURR.. DI... DO... DIIIIIID..... DOOOO.... DI-DI-DIIID..... DO-DOOOOOO.... DAHHH.... DID..... DOOOO....
Bentley James
omg
Ian Gutierrez
i'm being serious, i just wrote it out like that so it makes sense
Daniel Parker
I did not (attend school)
It's a very funny joke.
Ayden Roberts
i haven't laughed this hard in awhile. thanks everyone.
Liam Ramirez
cringe
Jaxon Brown
oh fug i didnt even read the second part
very nice joke
Joseph Howard
It's alright, this was a very nice thread. Time to close it though
Lincoln Thomas
Did Americans really?
Noah Jackson
>D....D....D....D...D...D...DIIIIID..... D-D-DOOO......DIIIIID?
Brandon Butler
epic
Nolan Sanders
>neither did i
Carter Harris
How the fuck can one post derail a thread THIS bad?
Adam Anderson
This shit is on par with that one fitness forum thread where the two guys argue about how many days are in a week
Luke Martinez
*Snap*
Yep, this is going into my amerilards amerilarding folder
Benjamin Parker
my balls itch
Ian Butler
fucking hell I was just thinking about that but I thought no way it could top that. it just might.
Jonathan Davis
fugg forgot to turn my name off from another thread
Jacob Morales
BASED