/brit/

FUAAAR

need this patch
not a weeb, just like it
simple as

oh right
well do you have any fit cousins or anything?

Why don't Zoomers watch the snooker? Makes me so mad!

Go to Jow Forums patch threads

she has very small nipples when you think about it
would still smash

me da was unironically born in 1978

mental how japan still executes people by hanging

thought they were first world

sourspatchworks.com/

need a falklands gf

If I told people here POINT BLANK “I am a fed monitoring this website” nobody would ever believe me ahahahahahaha

I just found this though
sourspatchworks.com/product/falk-around-find-out

youtube.com/watch?v=ZD-da0WP72s

I think some of our states still have firing squads

mine was born in 1980 tbf, me mam in 79

not underage btw i was a teen pregnancy

me parents were teenagers when me misso's parents were born

Yeah pretty sure that’s a Jow Forumsommando

my ma was 19 when she got pregnant with me and my da was 20

don't really think of people in their 70s and 90s as much different which isn't really very sensible when i mull it over
arr rook same

my dad was born in 1950

Ahahahaha you bastards

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Literally the very second I stepped into work I felt my smile and optimism leave me. It has become toil in just under 3 weeks. A new record for me.

Luckily I'll be popping out with the boss' daughter for an hour or two later to run errands. Unluckily we're both very awkward and largely sit in silence lol

never understood the point of firing squads

why do you need a whole squad just to shoot a cunt who is completely defenceless

my dad fought in the war

Unless something goes horribly wrong (or horribly right depending on your point of view), I've managed to escape being a dad at 22

when I was 21 my girlfriend's mum was still in her 30's

selection is a bit limited init? there's 2 I like.
I'll do a look

is she fit?
if she is you can wank to if you accidentally touch

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remember when romania had this policy where all women had to be constantly pregnant

just want a wife and children
don't think that's much to ask for

fucking yank politicians going schizo on GMB, these people do not deserve airtime in this country

Some of the guns arent loaded so you arent sure if you're the one who actually killed a man. It's to protect the mental health of the executioners.

It's ceremonial and sharing the responsibility with 5 other blokes has to be better than killing someone yourself.

Hiw exactly would having that patch make you a weeb?

business idea: become the world's youngest pensioner

what?

reckon if you had a threesome with your gf and her mum it would be incest or not?

Shared blame/nobody can be sure they’re the one who fired the shot that killed the man

Combined with the fact that it’s almost guaranteed to be a quick death

It looks like anime

Had a bizarre dream where me and a girl from one of my lectures joined a guy in masturbating for the sake of masturbating and we came very close to kissing
quite odd because yeah she's alright but she wouldn't be my first choice
guess i'm getting REALLY lonely

Yeah she is tbf but it's still gonna be a long awkward silence

just want to be happy
don't think that's much to ask for

didn't know this

probs yeah

Where the fuck my money Thailad

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imagine being so pathetic you can't even kiss girls in your dreams

hire a psychopath to do it then

They’re loaded but they’re blanks so the gun still feels like it fired

his neck wider than his head

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Stop posting modern culture the boomers will get angry, they prefer snooker.

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did not know this, really makes you think

imagine the smell

too early for that kind of picture lad

no it doesn't
shut up

gotta take dogberg out for walktoil

Yeah he is.
They had some other ones before. (like bottom left)
And the give 'em 'elle U.K. one.

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Where
The fuck
My money

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absolute bollocks

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Still remember that dream I had about 5 years ago where I kissed a girl who worked at Netto

Still hurts thinking about it

weird to think people would say the practice of getting a psychopath to execute someone is bad but the concept of execution it's self is alright

youtu.be/SgF42jlEEIs

>Rhodesia
Why are people so obsessed with that

execution should be a lottery like jury duty

I don't want to give a Jow Forums user my name and address.
I cannot envision how I became indebted to this gentleman

>Netto
Never seen a Netto in my life
I know it was a thing, but I never saw one

they never die

white minority ruling blacks is a pol wet dream innit

Rhodesia was on the way to becoming a 1st world country. both whites and the niggers living there were doing well.
Bolshevik communists set the country back the dark ages by funding and arming the socialist niggers.

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might pop down to mcdonalds for some breakfast stuff, its quite comfy

enjoy

Gf shaved her fanny but did an awful job and started grinding with her small razor sharp hairs on my helmet I was in fucking tears pal

>Rhodesia was on the way to becoming a 1st world country.

ah yeah just like south africa

i think the dream is more about a white nation resisting black commie invaders in the face of international sanctions for years after being betrayed by its parent country (the uk)
i don’t think Jow Forums wants chocolate gentlemen in its country

>Shaved fannies
???

would've thought they'd be against anyone living outside their designated ethnostates
except the americas of course, they have some weird dissonance there

cant speak for women but i do a coat of hair removal cream, then shave off any remaining hairs

oh dear
what did you do

got tomato sauce on my white shirt

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>whole family is cops
Black cops shouldn’t be allowed

if god wanted me to look at vaginas women wouldn't grow hair there
awful looking things

oh FUCK

might watch this later

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Yeah it was well on the way before they took power from whites and gave it niggers you dumb cunt

love vaginas me

giz a piccy

its the only one I have for work too

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love hairy women me

Love vaginas pre-spaff

Think all women should be executed post-spaff