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make your own breakfast ya fuckin manbaby

also why are you and your gf still at home in bed at 9:30 AM on a tuesday? get a fuckin job dolescum.

Damn This Is Deep
Fuck Trump, Fuck America, and Fuck White "People"

why aren't you in the army?

are we doing world war 3 against them or..?

he genuinely needs putting down the spastic cretin

minimum fitness tests

>people are stupid
woah

youtube.com/watch?v=4Rt92sB2auA

hey, leave him alone

ahahaha im gaaaay

almost got run over by a motorcycle the other day because i was so fucked up on cold medicine

oh no

Got Specsaverstoil soon. Third time I’ve had to go in the last 2 weeks because they’re fucking spastics

learn a new word sambo
foj

settle down janny

should have gone somewhere else.

Have spoken 10 words in the past half hour with this girl

Struggling lads

Tfw never done glasses toil

Im quite competent at visiontoil

youtube.com/watch?v=TgHkUvu3CiE
honestly quite like neil outside of twitter

Give it a rest, she is just gonna get bored if you are talking about shit that is uninteresting just to talk

Send this image to Iran as we speak so they can scud missile those bases

can't wholeheartedly fight for ZOG, though people who serve then leave for the training are pilled
I can't cause of records, background checks, etc. etc.
thats a write off
>mastodon
based

Hey! What's wrong with you?

How many times have you pictured you and her spending the rest of your lives together?

you must have done something wrong

watching a documentry on lgbt to try and get me in the mood for pride

All tasks in life are toil of sort or another. Life is guided by unseen forces conspiring against us by forcing us to do certain actions.

The toilsman philosophy has no solutions to this, it merely recognises the sisyphean position we are in.

Been to optotoil once but Godberg blessed me with perfect vision

*whispered tone*
We observe the runt in his natural habitat

back in my day you could buy a whole crate of niggers for tuppence

>conspiring against us
excuse me? why are you so important

need a good documentary on the opium wars

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best poster in the thread right here lads

I didn’t. I had my contact lens check and my sight test and then they said oh hang on we’ve put you on one month recall for some reason and we don’t know why so you’ll have to come back for another contact lens check before we can sign you off.

Basically some spacker has accidentally checked a box

*stares ponderously into wardrobe*
... think I'll go with the 'diabolical dictator' outfit today

back in my day we didnt buy niggers we stole them

have a good day de lads

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What do half English half Indian people look like?

there's still the foreign legion. it's just that you seem genuinely interested by that stuff, you'd probably like it on the field

Makes sense
Need to wash my bedding and I consider that a form of toil
Having to go wait in line at security at an airport is toil
Even making love to your girlfriend is toil

Stomachberg growling at me for something to eat, costing me a fortune

>he hasn't studied john duns scottus
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These forces permeate through every surface and through all facets. They are the substance from which the universe is composed. The game was rigged to begin with, we exist to toil. Existencetoil

the Welsh

oh right, a simple mistake then
nothing to get upset about

is it possible to be scottish and not a heroin addict

They look like me but I'm more English than Indian so not really

bit peckish lads. heading down to maccas

... for my 10-hour shift HAHA

>scottish philosopher
no thanks

>doing ontology toil before the first coffee break

hello brainlet

Lifeberg is going to do his nut in when he finds out you have made this revelation

good post

trying to imagine what these girls would look like.

oi which one of you was him Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite

there's an entire board for you boring autists

I used to pity the toilmen who didn't realise that existence is one big toil, but now I envy them

This goes beyond lifetoil and deathtoil. Beyond existencetoil and nonexistencetoil.

Upon analysis, all is characterised by underlying toil.

shagged a prossie once and she kept going on about how big my dick was when no one else has ever remarked on it

seems a bit disingenuous in retrospect

I'll tell you this there are a lot of potential conflict zones in the world and you never know which way things are going to turn politically

oh no they're talking about something other than going to the toliet or their failed date, hang them

She might have decided you needed the boost. Which you shouldn't think about at all because that would only make it worse

fair

>he hasn't entered a benedictine order to study thomas aquinas
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spiders make webs and i think thats cool

bet your penis is always massive to the prossies you shag

Gaydar going absolutely berserk whenever I look at a picture of the King of Thailand

martial epistemology is the most truthful because of the risk and warranty involved

gaydar? that's a funny name for your cock, bender

Start with platoil and aristotoil

imagine shitting out a house that would also bring you free food.

Had a girl say my dick was massive when I pulled it out and it seemed genuine but the thing is that it's like 6 inches

Charli xcx

find that cool too. it's like a piece of art. I've seen a video a few years ago of a fish making literal art in the sand. that was mad

war is god

Woman on the train having a cry. Apparently her parents didn't approve of her bf so she broke up with him after realising they were right. Need her to stop so I can continue my journey n silence.

The way to overcome toil is to become toil it's self

Dont care about anything anymore but more out of apathy than some sort of revelation

probably smaller than theirs

would be an epic thing to do

I used to think my willy was just average too, but it seems that 6 inches is above average

Had a few girls tell me I'm either girthy or girthy and long but don't believe any of them

>he doesn't emulate the love of Héloïse and Abelard
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so basically you're a larping coward and too scared to go to war yourself

Tarqvillage

Let her know that her parents have a control fantasy, and no man will ever be considered good enough, and she will end up a lonely spinster contemplating suicide because she can't have children and her life seems like a hollow void without them.

My dad is seeing a shrink
Probably because my mam has ground him down all these years, if he didn’t he’d snap and murder us all and set the house on fire

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