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wanking
smoking
gaming

spoilers for next episode of corrie:
towards the end of the episode, simon is seen walking from ken’s house when he spots rita walking along the cobbles
in a fit of rage, he is seen thundering towards her and does a tombstone piledriver on her, rendering rita unconscious immediately
he then curbstomps her skull, cracking it open while the camera pans out to him flossing over her lifeless corpse
corrie’s being taken into a bold new direction, gentlemen

reminder that homealone considers that last thread more on-topic than British people discussing their lives in Britain

Britain wins again

jury foreman in the peep show jurying episode is Neil's dad

I move by psychokinetic power. There is no such thing as society

Who wants to go toe to toe on the cobbles

Dabbed on that sket

shaved her legs and then he was a she said hey babe take a walk on the wild side

Wanking and gaming are the correct answers

wtf

Kinky

...

I wonder what Lachie's been up to now days?

reminder that the homealone boogeyman is out to get you even when he isn't here

Will get you in a headlock and put you through The Rovers front window, lad.

The cobbles.......

Would you rather be a nurse or a bin man?

Vape break in 15mins lads

second wank: complete

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Hahahaha

Schizo be like:

Sorry for party rocking

Who earns more and works less hours?

How am I not dead after last night, I should be.....

Yoyoyo i be like gimme da track

Would struggle to drive that thing oot me nut

The drum of my ear? STILL pierced

What's wrong?

cant imagine going to a festival, in a smelly tent not showering or washing for 3-4 days and dont even get started on those toilets

Toilberg is pregnant so will be taking 6 months off soon. I’m going to be managing all her duties while she is away on maternity leave and I’m not even getting a pay rise.
Feeling a bit bitter tbqh, suppose it will look good on the CV though.

When will he leave North Korea?

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck up you big bent cuntttttttttttt

Just told the girlfriend to pop it for a real nigga but I don't think she appreciated my tone at all

Have apologised profusely

That's half of the fun. Camping is great

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so grim

Reminder:

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And these people think they're better than the Chinese...

This is not Australia

look at this based thot buster

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Took 3 paracetamols instead of 2

Festivals are great mate, especially when the weather is good

silence zhang

if its camping or glamping like the celebs at coachella then sure but i dont really want to set a tent in mud and piss and beer, imagine if its soaking wet one day and scorching hot the next day

over 140 but don't know what to do with life

fuck off african american

define good? i prefer it being rainy than roasting hot but you never know with our summers

>Took 3 paracetamols

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Shut your pretty mouth

>percetion doesn’t exist it just exists..
Reread what you wrote retard. If something exists to me then it is real in some sense, even if it is a figment of my imagination

No rain, hot enough to be warm but not hot enough for you to roast alive in your tent

youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY

Fuck
Forgot my fresh milk

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Be my mate (81 iq, tested) we can go foraging together or spelunking

Thanks man, Ralph Lauren? Alriiiiiighttt

i know it's difficult because his comments are so fucking asinine and obviously flawed but we must stop replying to him so he leaves. treat it like a personality ignore and it will fuck off when no one gives it attention.

Yes i would call that conventional reality. I dint deny it.

>the thought of some mud and spending a few nights in a tent strikes fear into the pussy

Worst thing about camping is when you wake up with that dampness in the air and you feel "wet"

The Fuck

It's interesting how people waste their time. You lot could be learning French right now to help refugees better integrate; could be studying maths to fly a rocket to the moon; could be composing the next Der Ring des Nibelungen. Instead you're posting tripe on an anime image board

where are the shoes?

=O

copped: armani tracksuit discounted to 125 quid lads

Scruff

big man alert coming through

who cares

Haha, so get this lads, one of my mates lost his credit card to some random homeless cunt trying to score some gear. Howling

bad bait mein freund

Im here for the psychological insights, the banter and to post poo.

need a ditzy british gf who watches love island and tweets all day

Yeah, well, there really is no excuse I know. I like that this place never stops moving and is a constant supply of fresh information. It's like watching the news on steroids. Probably a symptom of internet addiction

Ideal im a celeb lineup:

Tommy Robinson
Nicola Sturgeon
Joey Barton
Nigel Farage
Norris from corrie
Katie Hopkins
Philip Schofield
Ian Brown
Diane Abbott
Peter Kay

and yet its possible to do both

people who asked:

Ok what do you want me to admit that there must be some objectively real things that underpin reality?

I actually think we might be in agreement on your computer point sort of. I think the headline of my take away varies from yours.

what about PJW?

Need a gf who sucks my toes

Afternoon lads

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pee poo poo ass

Just going to practice French in /brit/ from now on. Wee wee madam.

both my sisters have got boyfriends and theres me a single cunt..... at least im a shagger sighh

fuck up, pooskin

Reckon my french teacher at school was into me

Used to be like bonjou bonjou to me and that

drinking today

blog on

its that nigger jeff lmao

Ideal im a celeb lineup:

all the peng birds with big baps

Shame I missed the golden age of football hooliganism I would have been well handy