Which is the superior Nordic country?

no its just that being obsessed over our nations 24/7 is

thats not true
both norway and denmark are up to standards with sweden, they are smaller but richer

>smaller but richer

yes

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high IQ posts
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Fairhair's_campaign_in_Götaland
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmare_ledung
:^)

Not true.
Sweden is the greatest of the nordics COMBINED, it is not an opinion or any of the sort, it is simply a fact.

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Ohononononono
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish–Norwegian_War_(1814)

Albania

Norway
>beautiful as fuck
>calm and quiet
>less brown people
>expensive as hell
>smalahove is a thing

Sweden
>beautiful but not on Norways level, still good
>countryside/north is calm and quiet
>lots of refugees
>cheaper than Norway
>Ikea fucking sucks

Finland
>lot's of forest and lakes
>very quiet and very calm
>sauna and beer
>even less refugees
>about the same prices as Sweden
>superior metal bands

Denmark
>flat as fuck, no nature
>pretty calm though
>cheapest among the Nordic countries
>medium amount of refugees
>horrible language

Winner = Finland.

Ah yes Swedes and their massive inferiority complex and coping
must feel bad to be like the Russia of Scandinavia
being worse throughout history in every way then your neighbour when you factor size into account
being pushed around by their smaller neighbours all the time up untill they finally found a way to cope for their inferiority by exploiting the sheer size difference

well..
Why dont we let professionals decide?
So lets look at UN's World Happiness Index 2019.
Sweden is at spot #7. Pretty good! Pretty good!
But Iceland is at spot #4! Sweden doesn't look that good anymore, huh?
But now, Norway is at spot #3! Damn!
And Denmark at spot #2!!! Looks like we have a win- wait a minute!
The number one happiest country in the entire world according to professionals who have done an unbelievable amount of research to figure out the truth of which country is the best in the world is... *drum roll*
Why yes, it is Finland how did you know?

But, surely, we can not count on one year's studies alone, one year doesn't mean shit.
But we are looking at modern day results so the studies need to be relevant.
So lets look at UN's World Happiness Index 2018.
Well well well, Sweden at #9.
Iceland at #4 again!
Denmark at #3.
And Norway at #2!!
And the number one happiest country in the world is FINLAND.

How can anyone still question the superiority of Finland? After we get ranked #1 at everything time after time year after year we surpass these ancient countries. We have 100 years of independence, a war torn colony of a country and we never accepted US gibs. How can people deny the truth when it is right there in front of them??? Finland is undoubtedly better than any other country in the history of the world.

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Thank you for your opinion, non-country.

youtube.com/watch?v=JPxrGDIbrUU

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t. literally WHO of europe
swedes have always been the superior ones.

>n-nej... inte min kung
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Fredriksten

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kek, that's because suicide victims are neither sad or happy, they are dead. go figure.

It’s not really because the nordic countries are all of similar size while england is 10 times larger in population than its neighbours

At least the government type for Finland in OP is correct. Military junta would definitely be the best form of government for this country.

And I'm not even joking.

> gets no-scoped by one of his own men
> FLÅWLESS NORWEGIAN VICTORY VENNENE MINE
why are mountain Danes like this

I used to like Sweden.
Then I met Swedish people.
Not anymore.

All this butthurt

Clearly it is Sweden

The rest of Scandinavia is simply our vassal states

And yes i mean the old definition of Scandinavia that includes finland

> FLÅWLESS NORWEGIAN VICTORY VENNENE MINE

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it takes a swede to stop the swedes
absolutely superior people we are.
we have much larger population than all of our neighbours though.
but what I'm talking about is just a matter of superiority, not in population or size but in every single other aspect. just like the english.

why? because we are superior in every single way?

I used to like Korea until I discovered plastic surgery and dog eating.

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These threads will always attract a lot of autism, so I think I should not stay long but,

Norway has a richer population with better welfare and with easier lives.
Sweden is has a larger populatuon with more big companies and larger cities with more infrastructure.
Denmark is something in the middle.
Finland is the underdog but they will pretend they are not.

I personally don't give damn who's superior. I live a nice life and I'm happy with it. I love Norway and I would not want to live in any other country. I think it's the best place for me, and yes I am biased. But I really love the other scandi countries too, and I will always visit them from time to time.

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why aren't they in a schizophrenic union like the UK?

Let me redpill you about Norway

They are less white than both Swedes and Danes and actually poorer due to low PUrchasing power

Disregard NATO Shills

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Simply untrue. Our purchasing power is superior.

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I C E L A N D

Inflated propaganda

Norwegians are poorer

All that oil you have goes to refugees and into pockets of elite
Silence peasent of Swedish Rus

I don't understand how is it all related to Russia though?

meme map

a menace throughout history, subjugating its neighbors and culturally dominating them

>it’s a Belgian accuses another country of having an inferiority complex episode

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>Silence peasent of Swedish Rus
Rurikids had N haplo, just like many common Russians.

Fuck off,Im volga finn,my ancestors were peasants of based TATAR BVLGARIA,not your nordcucked rus

>Finland's leader is a sw*Doid

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>Oh Peter pls dont rape me,pan Mazepa help me reeee

Scandicucks are absolutely irrelevant. A thread died for this.

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Conquered all of you scum

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That's like saying all I haplos in Finland are Swedish. Doesn't really work like that.

>kongeriket norge
>not norgesveldet

the one that makes their own fighter jets and cars

I'm not gonna bother with this ignorant seething.

Kongeriget is the best sounding word for King. Long live the great Danish Empire,

Yes, but then Tatar Bulgaria got conquered by Rus, still with Rurikids at helm. But as I already said, they had N haplo, they weren't Swedes. But most likely Finno-Ugrians or maybe Balts.

New thread

And you slaves of Rus

I dominated you

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Hey so the mod you used for the backgrounds, it’s gone. I don’t know what happened, I still have it downloaded but the steam page has vanished off the face of the world. Any incite?

Rörik WAS a swede end of story

There's not a single fin with the name rurik, for the name is as swedish as sven

Totally non-biased objective truth:
Whichever country I'm from

> Finnish with vikings with norse names

Well, it's Ukraine so I'm not surprised with the lack of education.

Embarrassing.

what, diverse rooms? it's still there, unless you subscribed to a repost of it someone made without permission

You didn't.
>That's like saying all I haplos in Finland are Swedish.
I haplos are predominate in western Finland, where Fennoswedes live.
>Doesn't really work like that.
It works exactly like that. Haplos are passed solely along the patrilineal line. It could make sense if those Rus' Varangians were the product of Swedes raping some Finnic people, but that's not the case.

elisanet.fi/alkupera/Rurikid.pdf

Totally not mountainlets sweden and denmark

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So all those Northern Russians with the same Rurikid haplo are also descendants of Swedes?

It's already the scholarly consensus that the Rus were Swedes. Not sure what's surprising or news here.

Because like black people, you have an inferiority complex so you always have to try to convince people you are superior but we are just laughing behind your back. Even had them say nobody can learn Swedish because it's too hard, you don't even change verbs much at all, you have no cases, no genders, no characters, no spelling rules.. just lol. And your food is meatballs, that's not cuisine. And everyone looks the same like you're all inbred and related. And soon your country will be arctic africa.

Lol I'm not local. Too bad for you.

You didn't answer the question.

I- I love you too Peter!

didnt bother to read.
God blessed me with ADD so I don't have to suffer a stroke reading your inferior gook text.
All I can gather from you all is jealousy

Finland is on the EU average right now and falling fast. Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and France among others have higher levels of suicide.

ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-eurostat-news/-/DDN-20180716-1

stat.fi/til/ksyyt/2017/ksyyt_2017_2018-12-17_kat_006_en.html

Cringe. Finland is the only one of these countries that has never been anything but a democracy.

Yeah, pure cringe. The only fenno-swede president – also incidentally the worst one and the only one that wasn’t elected but appointed (due to diplomatic shenanigans to make separate peace with the USSR).

an oligarchy functions similarly to a democracy in stellaris, it only has zero chance of rng getting rid of your top leader with perks and skills in an election

some respect you give the man that saved your nation from destruction

Make a conjecture from that how you will. I'm not familiar with Russian haplos and subclades, so it will depend entirely if the subclades are of Scandinavian origin, but if I'm going to guess I'd say that the answer is no due to the Rus' being quickly absorbed.

He was a good military leader, but a terrible political leader. That’s why he gave away most of his power to the PM (Juho Kusti Paasikivi IIRC) in the beginning of his term.

Estonia of course.

>great man theory
yikes

why not, true nations are built upon it

that's moded right? didnt see humanoids like that before

>saved your nation from destruction
He had very capable military leadership backing him.

oh yes, it is, the portrait sets you see in that screenshot employ two different assets, the Finns and Norwegians are using the imperial german portrait set, the swede is from a star wars set

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>slow learners
literally me

Great man theory doesn't argue that great men influence history, it argues that certain individuals were so indispensable and unique that everything can be attributed to them. Tell me, did Mannerheim cause Stalin to purge his officer core? Did Mannerheim make Stalin try to use the Blitzkrieg in Finland? Was Mannerheim truly the only person to realize that the Karelian isthmus is a good defensive location or would any commander done the same as he did? Historical outcomes are the sums of many factors and while Mannerheim was important he did not do anything that anyone would not have done.

Finland are shitposting weebs online but based in real life, which is astonishing given the countries they're surrounded by

I've never met any finns irl, only swiss that unaccountably live in my county

finns in real life are lazy, abuse the welfare system, act like they can drink but always hits the deck first.
they are often compulsive liars and like killing each other over nothing, they also steal things.

at least the ones living here.

You are idiot
Quit posting and kill yourself

Most of the ones living in Sweden are 50-60 year old. You hang around with 60 year olds often?

you mean to tell me that finnish people here don't reproduce?

If they're second gen they are Swedish, not Finnish.

they are practically integrated so yes

>lazy, abuse the welfare system, act like they can drink but always hits the deck first.
>they are often compulsive liars
Sounds like they assimilated to swedish culture and society well

lol ok

I advice you to read up on Nordic history

he would only be rendered blind from its majesty

We're superior. How is this even something debatable?

How are your eyes doing nowadays, sir?