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Jews and diaspoos not allowed

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You will be hated in usa if americans see your name/surname.

I love how the jannies deleted the last thread when I stopped posting and the thread devolved to /mena/. I'm sensing a pattern here.

but this applies to you as well, friend.

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>syrian
>khomeini enthusiast
based and replied

There's a lot to love and criticize. At some point you realize that the iranian revolution had the potential to escalate to an islamic-world-revolution, if only they capitalized on it.

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>you realize that the iranian revolution had the potential to escalate to an islamic-world-revolution
just because it happened pre-iran iraq doesn't mean the arab world was as chummy with iran as you'd like to think
the only ally it had in the arab world was oman and I'm sure a fucking revolution sudden change of government nullified it
secular arab republics at that time wanted nothing to do with an islamic revolution, all it did in the end was frighten them and embolden the then still opressed islamists who were still in no position to do anything on the scale of the iranian revolution

Isl *m is cringe

not entirely true, some states like iraq wanted to have friendly relations with the new iranian regime (look where that got them), they could have called for a world wide revolution at that point rather than sleeping on it and focusing on the gulf, but that's just a dumb alternate timeline at the end idk.

>(look where that got them)
not sure whether to raugh in reagan or carter

sad!

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Do you genuinely support the Islamic Republic/khomeini or are you memeing

as it stands today? no.

>khomeini
Cringe
>reza
Double cringe
I like some iranians though desu. They are basically toned down khalejis. And their cuisine can be really neat too.

I'm still waiting on that visa

What do you guys call this vine leaves dish. Every iranian i knew hated it. It's different from the ayyyyrab style but I know you guys eat it too. Iirc I remember a chickpea filling.

I don't give things for free like that. I am BUSINESS MAN. You need to pay me and I'll "marry" you. Basically it costs you 20k and 10k for administrative expenses. Some of you refugees are so rich, not gonna be like those ditchy white bitch and pretend I'm falling for you.

ITT: we discuss the most kino sultanate
For me, it's Ayyubids

I am available for max 10 peoples to marry for visa...gender doesn't matter I told my doctor I am genderfluid and gay marriage is legal anyways.

last offer: a dildo and 2 sticks of gum. I also have to worn you about my micro-penis

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You’re not white

Any dynasty allowed? banu umayya on my part

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What'd you change? Iran owed Syria anyway, they helped us in Iran-Iraq war despite the entire Arab world sucking off Saddam
Dolmeh? I hate it too

give دوغ RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

I have a sprained neck so if it vibrates that would be splendid, I tried buying a hitachi but it costs 75 euros wtf?! And they don't even pack it descretely, so do that too pls. Gum is nice, watermelon flavor pls. So basically it is a deal.

>What'd you change
mass conversions to sunnism ofcourse.
also way less agressive politics in the ME and maybe an end to the autismo with the sauds.
I like your government structure though, keep that.

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Why do you hate dolma, Bersian?

Don'y worry, once I get my toothpulling degree I'll make you live like a queen, I heard it pays well up there.

it pays well in every country that's not india

...

based

pump

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>usa
and that's a good thing

>Of cours I stand with the golorious state of Israel and support their existence, how could you tell?

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Based

The cock in your mouth and the cumstained shirt gave it away.

can you feel the sexual tension?

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cope

weren't you supposed to leave and only come back after binging that book?

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The cock in your mouth and the cumstained shirt gave it away

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Let me guess, someone stole your Qur'an?

My cousins out fighting kuffars and what do I get? Guard duty.

Go fiddling with any mosques around here, and we're going to have a real big problem.

Don't think you can barter with me like I'm one of those damned carpet merchants.

You see those warriors from Europe? They’ve got straight swords. Straight. Swords.

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Can't you fags just make a /mena/ thread and fuck off

exactly my thoughts.
stop trying to make this your personal shitposting dump.

based

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the saddest part is how they think they're funny

I love how the the thread died until it re-evolved to /mena/. I'm sensing a pattern here.

zoom zoom needs to zoom zoom whenever they can.
back to /egy/
it would be better if it died rather than turn into /mena/

kek

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don't reply to the tunisian baitnigger

>back to /egy/

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you'll fit in infinitely better there

>iran
>mass conversions to sunnism
What's next? Communism in america?

no his names are normal in Estados Unidos

honest question
if you want your own gated community where you can control the quality and the posters why not do it elsewhere ie a somewhere private like a shitcord server? don't you think it's silly to expect people to humour you in a chinese card trading forum just because?

a man can only dream
honest question
if you want your own gated community where you can control the quality and the posters why not do it elsewhere ie a somewhere private like a shitcord server? don't you think it's silly to expect people to humour you in a chinese card trading forum just because?

There is no God except Talos, and Ulfric is his messenger.

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>dolmeh
Like rice without the chickpeas and/or meat? That's not what I meant and is actually beloved by you Iranians but the chickpea filling is really hated lol.
It's not the same as your dolma ffs. Is turkey the USA of MENA?

I think dolmeh are like those stuffed peppers? good shit

cringe
someone ripped the skin texture out of that prisoner also

You guys talking about these?
absolutely delicious.

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we call that malfoof
i don't like it tbqh

we eat them with potato and brown sauce, like we do with meatballs.
why don't you like it?

*r*bs deserve death

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tastes bland + don't like their texture.

reminds me of a placenta sometimes, also.
hope you understand.

you eat them on their own? no sauces with?
here's how we serve them

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lmao wtf
I know what you mean, we used to breed dogs at home and sell the puppies for fat stacks of cash, pretty nasty when the dogs ate the placenta afterwards.

we do, at least in my home.

>we eat them with potatoes and brown sauce
no we don't stop ruining our superior levantine culture. No one here eats them with potatoes.
great dish though.

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what are you talking about?

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oh and dolma, at least in the levant, usually refers to pic rel.
i call them "wara' inab", but every country has its own name for them.

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wow boring people
syria?
more like BOREia

a lot of these stuffed foods are bland I found out, what really elevates them to the next level is the sauce used.

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I thought you were the syrian flag from yesterday.
anyways fuck off,thread's full with nafris.

sauce can't salvage malfoof.
wara2 3inab and kousa taste fine on their own.

Iranians don't even eat that. And cabbage rolls are a global thing, though malfouf is nice but calorie rich.
I have tried those too but the ones I'm speaking of are rolled with vine leaves and a BULGUR type of filling with chickpeas. Maybe it's rice but they're round.

Real talk
vegi stuffing (cold)> meat and rice stuffing(hot)

never in my life did I see waraq 3inab or yalanje filled with chickpeas. is this how you diaspoos eat?

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And has a*
Why did I type that in caps like a soyboy tho?

>cold food

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i ain't judging.

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>is this how you diaspoos eat?
Please refer to where I am replying to

shitaste both of you, Yalanje is a delicacy for kings.

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not reading, you better know how to cock when we get married, I saw that ablama you posted once and it looked disgusting.

>tfw syrian starts talking and giving his opinion on food

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Yeah it is a well known thing here that my mom can't cook, WATER IS WET.
>ablama
Shut your mouth about that one, she cooked proper food for once in my life so I cherish it very much.

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>morsi dies wgile mubarak lives at the age of 91
>gave mubarak better healthcare than Morsi ever did when he was in prison.
Egyptians deserve nothing but death and misery.

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i can't imagine those taste good.

انا سوري

منسبت الجنسي ٥ TL

Honestly fuck that shithole left right and center, morsi didn't even plan on winning that election.
terrible google translation

google translate wpuld do a better job than syrian beggars tbqh

Egypt used to be Shia majority while Iran was a sunni majority back then.

am i forced to care about egypt and its politics just because it is in the region?

Honestly yes.

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Then don't come here you dumb ass.

come where?
the US?
i don't plan to.

Ah yes very funny.
Tell me another epik joke

Cope Reza
people are happy he is dead aad glad that Mubarak is still alive

Don't reply to the egyptian

shittiest general anyway
mashriqis are the worst and hope more wars happen so you faggots stop posting
nafris will always be better posters