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>I don't have a tattoo
edition

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For me, it's debt-free virgins without tattoos

SUCKing a nigger lads

lads what if the pyramids were just toblerone headquaters

FFFFFFFFFFFF

I have no tattoos

On this day in British History

>1178 – Five Canterbury monks see what is possibly the Giordano Bruno crater being formed. It is believed that the current oscillations of the Moon's distance from the Earth (on the order of meters) are a result of this collision.
>1429 – French forces under the leadership of Joan of Arc defeat the main English army under Sir John Fastolf at the Battle of Patay. This turns the tide of the Hundred Years' War.
>1633 – Charles I is crowned King of Scots at St Giles' Cathedral, Edinburgh
>1684 – The charter of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is revoked via a scire facias writ issued by an English court.
>1778 – American Revolutionary War: British troops abandon Philadelphia.
>1799 – Action of 18 June 1799: A frigate squadron under Rear-admiral Perrée is captured by the British fleet under Lord Keith
>1812 – The United States declaration of war upon the United Kingdom is signed by President James Madison.
>1815 – Napoleonic Wars: The Battle of Waterloo results in the defeat of Napoleon Bonaparte by the Duke of Wellington and Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher forcing him to abdicate the throne of France for the second and last time.
>1858 – Charles Darwin receives a paper from Alfred Russel Wallace that includes nearly identical conclusions about evolution as Darwin's own, prompting Darwin to publish his theory.
>1940 – The "Finest Hour" speech is delivered by Winston Churchill.
>1984 – A major clash between about 5,000 police and a similar number of miners takes place at Orgreave, South Yorkshire, during the 1984–85 UK miners' strike.

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>tattoo npc normies cope

I want to get a tattoo but cba actually going in and booking one

Na na why don’t you get a job

When was the last time you shat yourself /brit/?
Why did it happen?

too skinny to get a tattoo, worried it'll stretch and look stupid if I were to gain weight

Don’t get why people on this site get so pissy about tattoos, you are aware women love tats on guys?

choon
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18 June 1452: Pope Nicholas V issues the papal bull “Dum Diversas” granting Portugal and Spain permission to “capture and subjugate the Saracens and pagans and any other unbelievers and enemies of Christ wherever they may be [...] and to reduce their persons into perpetual slavery”.
18 June 1812: For the first time the United States declares war on another nation to fight Great Britain in the War of 1812.
18 June 1815: Napolean meets his Waterloo.
18 June 1767: English explorer Samuel Wallis is the first European to see the island of Tahiti.
18 June 1936: Maxim Gorky, Soviet Russian author and political activist, a founder of socialist realism, dies in Moscow at age 68.
18 June 1989: The government of Burma officially changes many English colonial names, including the name of the country to Myanmar.

can't even fathom getting a tattoo, literally never felt inclined to and privately think people are inclined are unhinged in some way

I only call you when I’m faded
You’re arms around me come and save me

>giving a fuck what some hole thinks

>literal 8/10
>all replies are >tattoo because she has one small tattoo on her arm

ah yes, those publicly funded art galleries and opera houses really benefit the poor in their Brioni tuxedos

Just don't like tattoos

Autism init

women love men who will help them raise someone else's kid you going to do that too? mong

Was walking home from work and thought I needed to fart. Felt some hot liquid come out too. Luckily I was pretty much outside my house.

Taught me a lesson never to fart forcefully.

the same kind of women that you all come here to piss and moan about?
yeah, that might be why

imagine being chad and throwing it all away

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Tattoos look cool, don’t need any more of a reason to get one than that

Truth can only mean ‘descriptive testimony free of error, bias, suggestion, obscurantism and deceit’. In other words, speech, the semantic content of which corresponds with existentially possible reality.

Some tats are cool, others not so much. Just not for me thanks and im not the same person i was 5 years ago.

dumb crossposter

How come sadiq doesnt just stop the stabbings

*screams the n-word loudly*

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Give me some tattoo ideas lads I want to get one to look less gay

lunch time 'lads'

this lad's probably going to end up in jail for a decade because he was importing drugs lmao

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Lmao this always makes me chuckle, great way to spot the virgins

Want to leave the UK desu
Crime, migrants, Islam are going through the roof

I'm making sentences in other languages based on how nice they sound to me

>im not the same person i was 5 years ago.

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I’m going to grow a beard to cover up my lack of personality

HATE deano career motivation bollocks so fucking much.

you aren't the first and you won't be the last

How do you find these so quickly?

Nice chest piece idea for you la

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Cuck

Where'd you even go, name one place that isn't shit

big swastika

larper gimps

>Chaise

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it's completely off-topic and a recognisable image

Lmaooooooo someone at work had a swastika on his forearm

Probably had "Fuck niggers" on his chest as well

I like tattoos.
They're very effective red flags that low tier people brand themselves willingly with.

Body building body dysmorphia linked to mental illness which spills over into everything else? WOW WHO KNEW. It's almost like the focus on aesthetics on bodybuilding was kicked off entirely by a gaggle of super-influential Jews who later became politicians

WOW, shock horror

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both me haha

>behumble
Haha he needs to look in the mirror

Australia or New Zealand is the goal

t. varg

i will conquer the world! and communism will be trumphant!!! ALL THE HONEY FOR ME!

Singapore is alright

Thoughts?

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getting my daily dose of PJW

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Lift weights.

Not surprised desu

The whole western world is going to shit. I for one look forward to being beaten to death by a gang of black youths when I’m in my 70s in my 45% white country

Might throw some tattoos into the mix as well x

UGH I NEED A TATTOO TO EXPRESS HOW WORKING CLASS AND UNIQUE I AM!!

I've been to China and not once did I see Xi Jinping

Bit hot init
Why?

Oxford bender should get a

>teehee I’m bent btw :v

Tattoo

new tat, turt?

Im getting something like this soon but from my elbow up.

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>Conservative leadership candidate Rory Stewart denies being a spy

lol that title

Imagine unironically grinding your mind into mush by watching this crap

incoming fedpol whatsapp raid
estimated 5 feds

Not at all. I just know what I know.

I lift weights. I don't lift weights to pose in a mirror like some Instagram whore. I don't have body dysmorphia. You have been psyopped

big chebs and big bums
need em in and around my face simple as

Cringe

Oh look, another blob of ink on another person. Wow so cool.

based

Gonna look shit later on when the ink spreads

Nothing wrong with fucking transsexuals

Accurate summation of what is going on here

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Roaring
Have sex

this is so 2010 and unoriginal

Hope this is a joke, don’t get me wrong I like tattoos but I see that same tattoo fucking everywhere. Know 2 guys with it and regularly see guys at the gym with the exact same one. It’s common as fuck and therefore shit and unimaginative.

>something like this
Alri npc

when did you grow out of capitalising on Jow Forums, lads?

>I lift weights. I don't lift weights to pose in a mirror like some Instagram whore. I don't have body dysmorphia.
Me neither desu good lad.

Lift for lifting sake. Eat for health's sake. Anything additional is a bonus.

hello leftypol

Same
Keep getting ads from them on youtube. One of them says ‘its not about being rich, it’s about the financial flexibility money provides’.
How is that any different to saying to you want to be rich

FUCKS SAKES JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING GF

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>Father reveals regrets after getting British bulldog tattoo as a teenager that makes him look like 'a chav and a racist thug'

Im not leftypol you adhd addled zoomer. Pjw is a waste of time read a fucking book

You’ve all been trolled, heh...

Never. I have standards.

have sex

Schopenhauer was right