Why do united statians do this?

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE A FULL TIME STUDENT YOURE PERSONALLY RUINING THE LABOR FORCE HOW WILL MR GOLDSTEIN MAKE LARGER PROFITS NOW

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>americans only work 1 day a year
WTF how is this fair

Wew, pretty sure this is satire

NOOOO STOP EATING AND SLEEPING

>I wish my employees were soulless automata that pretend to enjoy my tyranny!
What the fuck wrong with Americans

both of these are satire

Given how sociopathic employers can be, especially in the US, hard to say if it is.

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We're the masters of comedy
Foreigners are just too stupid to recognize it

The Trump thing is going to far, someone is going to get killed

>I have won greatest lottery of my life. I live in America.
:(

Why are French people disgusted with the concept of hard work? It seems every 5 minutes you're striking over some bullshit

It's not about "hard work" or hours worked, it's about efficiency. Look at countries like us and Norway who have low hour working weeks and generous holiday options enshrined in law; despite this we are still pretty much in the top five of for efficiency. Hell, even France is in the top 15

>It seems every 5 minutes you're striking over some bullshit

Spoken like a true slave

Mutts truly are pathetic cucks in every sense.

Those math skill are unit

It comes off as a chauvinistic pledge of eternal allegiance to working your life away for some suit you'll never even see. It's just too extreme.
Also, german user is right. Work smart, not long.

France has the most productive workforce in the world.

Why do yuropoors hate hard work and personal responsibility?

Actually, it's Ireland.

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that sign is actually quite generous since they're offering their employees 30 minutes of break time and hour-long lunches, when companies are only required to give their employees a total of 20 minutes break time and 30 minutes of lunch

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>I'm working really hard as a burger flipper, it's only a matter of time before I become a millionaire

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>implying my employer doesn't have an unlimited vacation policy

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In the United States, you are not economically disadvantaged, you are a temporarily embarrassed millionare.

DO AMERICANS REALLY?
As a Europoor, you are legally obliged to have at least 2 (or 4?) weeks of vacation ever year or your employer gets in trouble lmao.
And we're still one of the most efficient economies in the world without being legal slaves.

Employees have no fucking rights in the US yeah

Vacation, breaks and working less than 10 hours per days are privileges.

It's not even funny as self-deprecating humour, if the numbers were at least true, it would be funnier. Anyone with a fucking calculator can do the math in a moment.

>this retarded math
It apparently is a shitty old joke.

persephonemagazine.com/2013/03/do-we-really-only-work-one-day-a-year/

This has to be the most retarded graph I've ever seen. Hours worked=/=Hours well used. Also GDP is a concept retarded for this.

What are you smoking? GDP is the best possible measurement for this.

They dont think that which is why they want $15 an hour. Meanwhile....

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>usd-converted gdp = productivity
the state of forbes

It's explicitly actual hours worked and not reported working hours with idle time already removed through methology.

It is.
It just isnt that funny.

>be a good slave or we're replacing you by robots

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>>this retarded math
>It apparently is a shitty old joke.
yeah but it makes us look bad so they believe it

This.
I've never had a paid lunch and only when I worked retail did I have coffee breaks.

We will all be replaced by robots or AI. The AI will probably be used to design better robots. Then they'll just kill us.

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Just learn software engineering, bro. You can get a six figure salary and unlimited vacation with just one year of experience with Python and React.

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>t. doesn't know how GDP works
pic related

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Seems like an ideal solution to declining birth rates and a populace with a greater percentage of higher education. All that needs to be done is convincing boomers that the old way of running things barely works now and sure as shit wont work in 20 years. UBI is inevitable.

read this

The artist who drew this comic doesn't know how GDP works.

That's sad lad. I had 1 hour lunch break and unlimited coffee/cigarette breaks. If I worked 1 hour overtime my boss personally apologized and told me to come in later the next day.

I liked working overtime because I got paid 1.50x the regular rate.

overtime should be illegal desu

As long as they pay you your salary on those hours and it isn't compulsory it's fine.

>I should lose 1/3 of income because a homosexual swede doesn't like it

This is why you're europoors

>NOOOOOOO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOLUNTARILY WORK MORE HOURS FOR EXTRA MONEY

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>have americans finally discovered self-deprecating
since that's impossible I'll go with the other one