/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

A crust for a crust edition

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Bull terrine sub-edition

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all is well
the toilet paper is here
let the shit commence

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Got get em champ

Raising my arms high to send some energy to Var so his boss can buy his 4rth car

>for some reason, windows deactivates again
>have to install kmspico
>asshole devs add in a ton of sound files that play after you install it

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I have to do it as well but I keep delaying it bc I don't want anything to do with kmspico
>ton of sound files that play after you install it
you mean during installation like skidrow used to do or during every os boot up?

btw I'm relieved and a whole new person
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Why don't you want anything to do with it? Also, the sound files play just during the installation.

it's time to eat cereal

I once installed a fake one (yeah I'm retarded ok) and it infected my pc
once I installed real one it didn't really work so I had to fuck with it for hours to get it to work but I was lot less tech savvy back then
I guess it's just smth like when you eat something for the fisrt time and it makes you gag you just don't want to eat it ever again even if you taste might've changed

Goooooooood Morning yall. how ya doin

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the time to eat cereal is over

Bout to cook some mac n cheese

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Fascinating insight into what REALLY goes on at user's

I love mac n cheese. very much.
indeed, yes

fuck yanks and fuck macnjews

dont come in here with those digits like yesterday.

i got repeating numerals on a post where i was praising jews and saying all ar-ps should be killed just a second ago

macaroni and cheese is a SIDEDISH
NOT a MAIN DISH

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get extrafâğs bud

Uusimaa tier autism

we all have it though double nigger

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Triple the size and throw a couple eggs

throw a couple eggs where?

up your bum and around the corner

Regular fried eggs thrown into your plate with the pastas

the one bad thing about sumMED is the weather is TOO comfy i want to do nothing but sleep the entire day

can I just place them there gently instead?

please follow directions exactly

>fried/boiled eggs and pasta
do not do this its shit

I've been doing it for as long as I can remember and will continue
Shit was especially perfect when I had less money

I never considered it but I don't see why not

i did it three times
one time with pasta
one time with rice
and lastly when my brother made ramen
it tastes bad consistantly

I often put eggs in all three so it's gonna be a let's agree to disagree thing

>croats invent an antibiotic
>call it sumaMED

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why does your language sound so much like Czech

the post above mine is bait

Install extraflags

install sex you virgin

You wouldn't download sex

>flaglettes

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Thic

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Install Flag Fixer.

hows that again?

Install Extraflags
Install Flaggot
Install Flag Fixer

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Shame the flag fixer doesn't fix the Czech flag. The blue triangle should extend to the center.

it basically just fixes french and gives special flags for every french territory (and usa yellow dot which I never really noticed)
croatia and czechia should have a darker blue in them. Also I think that your triangle is shorter bc czech flag dimensions are a bit shorter so if they extended it to the center it would look weird and very pointy

do you have to uninstall tampermoney to make greasemoney work?

well isn't it the same thing?
also I don't think you need to

>Install Flaggot
>Install Flag Fixer
>neither seem to work
>???

did you set it up in the tampermonkey settings and refreshed the tab?

yeah I did. Like I said, I'm thinking it might be greasemoney interfering with the other?

yeah not sure what the secret sauce is to make it work. reinstalled, refreshed, checked the settings and its installed and enabled. no clue

well you can try disabling grease

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I did. I reinstalled flaggot for tamper, it works now.

>disabling grease

Do you know how much that's asking from an American

more of a violent monkey man myself

don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my AUTHENTIC DEEP BLUE French flags on Jow Forums

go to your room, you're under house arrest.
I tried so hard and got so far.....

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>a violent monkey man

You mean a nigger

whoa there buckaroo

my new easel just got here. its heavy as shit.

did you think this was funny when you were writing this?

I still think it

how come no one calls me buck-a roo.

well... heres something to think on *uzips benis*

it's pretty funny if you imagine it in a French accent
>eh-do yooo meeen a... 'ow do yoo call zees... a NEE-GAIR?

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...classic

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morning boys

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why are americans always yelling

you have a clever wit Virginia.

because we know it makes yall seeth but also because there is more space over here and we like to stay spaced out and that necessitates yelling across distances. old habits die hard

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Spaniards are worse

Yee-haw.

But there are already whistled languages to overcome long distances
I know it happens in the Pyrenees, Turkey, Greece and prolly several other places

I just call people but okay you cavemen

There's even more space here and we're all silent as the grave aside from Newfies.
I think the constant warring made you guys louder.

Would you like that, buck-a-roo?

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well that's why we invented the phone so we could yall across further distances but we still never got over yellin'.
thats cause yall thought about being loud one time but we banged in the cieling with a broom handle and said, "be quite now, we cant think for all that racket" and you did.
maybe

Yes but you're all crammed up against the border.

We care aboot you, neighbour

FACT BLAST: Alberta is the only mainland province where the majority of the population lives further than 100 miles from 49th parallel

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time to get beer

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dont tell Mexico, but you are our favorite neighbor 100% of the time.
5 o clock somewhere

The south rise again yet?

Any day now

my easel shipped from GA.

Y E E E E E E
ty for supporting the georgian economy

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Beautiful mess of cumulonimbus, cirrocumulus and stratus clouds

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But these chemtrails worry me

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Who will win
BLACK BVLL cloud
or
WEAK WH*ITEBOI cloud

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PRIDE clouds

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Finna arbeit

don't reckon I'll partake

Thank u for ur service