meegan edition
/brit/
poo
Any /painter/ man in?
my new was way better than this used goods mutt
No worries mate good to see you after some time
got strip searched once me
had to take my boxers off then hold my balls and duck down 3 times
>think about her once
>entire day ruined
how do i get past this
nah but I reckon I could easel-y knock something up waheyy
>some lizard thing
>better than thicc princess
ok
women are better at the internet in every conceivable way than men
Love Yahweh and his son Yeshua
Simple as
no you get strip searched in the police cells then they have an xray machine in jail which scans your body. doesnt seem to be particularly effective though. people always get in with those kinder egg toy holders up their arses full of drugs. if other inmates find out you've got one up your arse though they will do anything to steal it though, including putting stuff up youyr arse to get it out
nurse strip searched me
Fiddly di Do
Fiddle de Dee
If dubs are below
You're now three-foot-three!
cokelad you had it easy in those northern slammers, i was in the ville and i was one of the few white lads in there luckily i got along with most of the man in there
kek she'd look right at home on a garage calendar holding a spanner stood next to a car
Can you toast a chip butty?
NYEE HEE HEE A CURSE ON THEE
ONLY DAVIS CAN SET YOU FREE
Honestly lads I'm so glad I don't have hiv, am tall and in great shape, have all my limbs and no deficiencies, have a good intelligence and penchant for beauty, honestly having all these things while most of the world life is a grim struggle why the fuck do i mentally imprison myself sometimes
happy to see you finally get your ins number wizard
The paint didn't move
Unironically thinking about getting a British bulldog smoking a pipe for my first tattoo
>the average british couple
grim
done 3 months in Winson Green for fighting down the football
feels good not being a southern fairy. nigger and paki were every second word out of my mouth and nobody could say shit. gypsies were the real problem in there
she doesnt look strong enough to hold you up lad
Dumb crossposter, you saw this on /tv/
no
i see
Whammying
you mean she didn't paint that????!!!!!
the reason I haven't posted is because I've been toiling and mr Shekelbergstein wants me to start at seven in the morning and I have to get up at six. I literally have no time to post anymore and when I get home you're not here or I'm too tired
Luckily toil ends after this week
Really wish I was a pirate. Black Beard like not somali.
All wizardry is related
Why that?
Why do britbongers complain about her? Implying you wouldn't eat her ass if given the opportunity
The greatest writer in the English language and the world's greatest dramatist, Charlie Brooker
>ketchup on fish
can't tell if I'm the brainlet for not understand what the fuck you're on about
Fair enough mate glad you're well and everything's going good
Enjoy your final week of toil
But we aren’t allowed to criticise Muslims or gays either, doubt the gays are pulling strings only tugging cocks lmao
you're not a smart man, I'll put it that way
not thick and she's an ugly blasian looking cunt
actual spanner
Nobody cares about the ol' 'ber 'zardry anymore
Nah the gays were created by the kikes as a trend
think he was calling you a spanner
The gays are in parliament, shagging young boys behind closed doors.
It wasn't a good joke
Being a pirate would have been shit most of the time and you would inevitably get hanged eventually
Wrong.
ill give you that
Just love the meaning behind it.
Proper British simple as
well now i've seen the depth of your wit
thanks
Hahahah. Hipsters getting rekt by other hipsters.
they were sus about me to begin with cos they didnt know why i was inside but they had enough respect to be calm with me when they realized i got banged up for an armed robbery
missed having you around lad
I just can't do this anymore lads. My life was meant to end before age 30.
once did a quality [s4s] magic trick where I posted a screenshot of the same post that I made. same post number and time and everything
boing boing boing boing
that’s why you become a privateer
also think it’s more likely you die of scurvy or an infected wound than hanging
You're still going on about it but you do understand no one ever said it was "proper British" except the low IQ tattooist right? You can imagine the type I'm sure, but the tattoo is funny and charming in it's own way anyway. People have worse ones. See: your wife with her ex lovers name tattooed on her pelvis. Now stfu
why isnt love island problematic
Doing a lot of reading on the British Caribbean and it looked like literal paradise.
i also use an umbrella when im in the sun
I did before too. Imagine being a 'rate and rocking up there after stealing a fuck load of Doubloons and then blowing it on all whores
rev up those This post is off-topic.s lads, you're gonna need them again
That's whats so brilliant about it. Proper British. Pukka gear. Simple as.
need to poo NOW
getting testicular surgery on Saturday lads
Very dapper but for me it’s the landsknecht
britain NEEDS civil war
look at her
i.4cdn.org
yes
Joe Hart's new tattoo...now that's style
Not sure whats worse, ITV, Channel 4 or the BBC
Do you deliver? No we do lamb, chicken and fish.
>ITV comedy
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women aren’t funny though, I find some individual women funny but never seen a female comedian I like.
Getting out of hand
Mourning our computing industry lads. Why isn't the UK making robots like Japan or the US?
Kek based
ITV was already a lost cause
they just completely killed it
Was looking at Doubloons on eBay the other day. $3,000 they want
Piece of eight or 4reales will set you back $1500 but it's not that much of the metal
admit it, we've all had a wank to Meghan markle
Sono il negro, mama mia Madonna Ooohhhh haha
A british bulldog smoking a tattoo? Enjoy life on the dole lol you skinhead fuck
Lol wtf
morning
Alright What tattoo should I get
Pirates weren't real.
ah shit, now barry is gonna have to wear a wig to work
The government has really dropped the ball education wise, computing should be equal to maths and english but I just remember my ict lessons being shit
how on earth did "Islamophobia" became a real thing....
Phobia is a irrational fear how is the fear of Islam irrational?
i kill niggers on your forehead
Gonna get huge then get tats. Celtic knots and futhark runes most likely.