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Lol
Ryder Myers
lol
Jason Scott
Lol what is the point of a HoI4 game as Germany if you aren't even going to conquer Russia. That's always the best part.
Matthew Clark
I'm just playing around with navy so only interested in war with US/UK
Gavin Powell
Naval invasion of mainland US is tough shit. I only ever managed to go through Florida in the newer versions.
Nathaniel Williams
>hoi 4
kys
Ayden Stewart
If you win against UK before USA joins allies, you get to annex Canada and you can invade from there
Henry Cox
>hoi 4 is tough shit
Aaron Allen
Yeah but that's kinda lame. I mean, you get to annex all of Canada just because you conquered Britain? That's not how things would go.
Hunter Morales
>oh no my country isn't fairly represented in HoI4, we are not surrender monkeys
Dominic Lee
Well that’s how the game works. If you play as a major you have to handicap yourself to have any challenge, AI just can’t compete against humans in a game like this
Benjamin Long
>blitzkrieg is a DLC
>you have to let the AI control your armies
>dumbest AI make euIV look like an hard game
>143043204320523054205402545295429432943294329432943294329432943294329432 DLCs
>draw ligne, click, wait, congrats you invaded the entire world
>air forces are completely useless
you guys should have started with the real man's games, dh and hoi2
Hudson Lee
>hoi4
Gavin Collins
>be France
>get a single city paradropped by a single battalion
>surrender
Alexander Phillips
Playing as Mexico after Man the Guns is actually fun as hell, so many choices to make and so many different outcomes for the war in general.
Parker Taylor
Nobody cares
Kayden Jones
It’s a HoI 4 thread. I’m sorry your country is too irrelevant to get an actual storyline, seething monkey.
Grayson Morgan
>vicky 2
Ryan Williams
Vicky 2 is my favorite Paradox game
Blake Diaz
>total war three kingdoms
Jaxson Cooper
i tried the game yesterday i love strategy game but I'm a huge brainlet so I don't know how it works. got ran over by by soviet union before i could do anything. only reason i like vicky 2 more is because it looks and is allot more simple. but even at that I don't understand the economy in that game like out of nowhere I'm in the red. I'm not a smart person
Andrew Howard
>Finland
feels good
Brody Anderson
>Why yes I always pick Republican Spain and imagine nuns and pastors being gunned down by revolutionary soldiers at my command for spreading rightists propaganda while saving Spain from Francoism how could you tell?
Josiah Butler
How the fuck do you win the civil war? I always get my ass pushed in so I don’t even bother trying to play as the Republicans anymore.
Robert Hill
>Why yes always use console commands and cheat mods to never have a challenge and steamroll all of my enemies
Jaxson Robinson
>It’s a HoI 4 thread. I’m sorry your country is too irrelevant to get an actual storyline, seething monkey.
Wahh wahh cry more CHI nobody cares about your country in HoI4 except mexicans and chicanos
>Implying I play as Brazil
Kevin Rivera
>ugh what could have been..
Jose Parker
I’m not a CHI though, it’s just fun to play as Mexico after the update. Stay mad monkey.
Hudson Foster
>that one Brazil mod where the guy names their super battleship "Favela Class"
>he didn't take over Europe as King George and puppet the US A to install Wallis Simpson
Fag
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Sure
Jacob Walker
hs, vf
Julian Clark
?
Michael Jones
b, latd, onnnn
Cameron Thomas
Based
Dominic Davis
Why do you only have 67 divisions in 1940
Nathaniel Martin
If you aren't going to try and establish the world caliphate why even bother? 7-2 infantry template as any major is free world conquest.
Camden Sullivan
>he didn't take over Europe as King George and puppet the US A to install Wallis Simpson
legitimately one of the most fun focus paths in HoI4
Ryder Brooks
as a major better to just spam 10-10 armor divisions and steamroll everything
Alexander Martinez
>Not playing the only paradox game that requires IQ
yikes
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>building liquor factories requires high IQ
Nicholas Cruz
>paradox games
Austin Kelly
BRO LETS PLAY MICROSOFT EXCEL!! ITS SUPER FUN
Jace Morgan
>hell yeah, my incomes take a dive when I load the game, only HIGH IQ people know how this makes sense
Jordan Johnson
>Da gayme make me brainy hurt wahhh wahhh
>I rike cwicking and having the game play four meee Huurrrrrrr
Ayden Gray
>colonizing stuff by clicking on buttons faster than the AI can so much INTELLIGENT fun
Jaxson Barnes
Having the game play for you is when you don't have control over anything i.e. Vicky
Jason Garcia
>Coping this hard
yikes, imagine being a JOI fag
Jack Gomez
>Buying Paradox games
Nicholas Smith
>Pirating paradox games because they have a jew policy of DLC
Asher Johnson
Why yes i did reunite my empire after getting split and then I destroyed the hre how could you tell?
Jacob Jenkins
> ""Saving""
Julian Thomas
Now my ironman byzantine is nearing completion that damn venice wont get fabricated to form the roman empire on my ironman uhg
Josiah Thomas
isn't hitler's face blurred out in germany? lmao what a meme country
Joseph Anderson
how can you even fuck up your screenshot this badly
>playing a blob game in CK2
ah, that's how
Kayden Jenkins
>phone screenshots of photos of the screen
user what are you doing
Angel Kelly
f11 or f12 user, please
Austin Price
yeah man i did the same thing but as ulm. conquered the whole HRE
Aaron Reed
Owen White
These kinds of games are a complete waste of time, almost as much as using Jow Forums. I regret wasting so many hours on them.
Lincoln Brooks
>paying money for paradox games before they're really old and dirt cheap
I sure hope none of you fags do this.
Only paradox game I've ever paid money for is Victoria 2.
Carson Clark
>map painting games
Colton Barnes
Canada is a British vassal. And history wise Britain controlled the Atlantic waters so by defeating Britain you eliminate the competition for invasion to America. It makes full fucking sense.
Ayden Myers
>It makes full fucking sense.
Yeah America would be totally ok with GERMany trying to annex Canada
Robert Ramirez
I don't get it .-.
Who is Wallis Simpson?
Brody Reed
Bro USA was "totally" not okay having Britain sink and pillage their cargo ships either and was "totally" not in complete and utter isolation.
Carson Fisher
literally google it
by WW2, USA was already an established world power, they would never allow some krauts to just walk into canada lol
>And history wise Britain controlled the Atlantic waters
again, USA was the main naval power during that time