/cum/

what kind of question is that?

answer it

only to climb up your mom's fat ass

most ppl do diets to lose weight

Buy a Jow Forums pass

Girl who told me she loves me spent the night here

Time to trim the ole nose hairs

Doggo likes to be chased around the house while holding a toy

what a pathetic start to a literally poo edition

bet he likes getting a "treat" after the chase too ;)

post doggo

rude
what's bad about indians?

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zoomer food. give me boiled potatoes any day of the week

baked

baked

Love cold grapes upon waking

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>going through mommy's stuff
>she has a hidden compartment in her jewelry box
>assumed it would be filled with her most expensive stuff she wants to hide
>instead it's filled with pictures of her mother, sister and me
awwwwww :3

VERY cute doggo. How old?

What are you doing going through your mommy’s stuff?

and there you are rifling through her shit

She's still young, under 2, but not quite a puppy

1-3 eat shitty frozen tacos
4-6 buy some good tacos
7-9 buy some bad tacos
0 don't eat

my mommy has kept all my baby teeth saved

hahah

Nice. She’s super cute. Cherish her every moment :3

thought it was gonna be her dildo stash

Gomme some freedom fries num num

Looking for a safety pin. Where do women store safety pins? I know she has them I just don't know where she puts them

why :3 makes anything cute?

Yeah she's a very good dog. A relative's longtime dog just got diagnosed with some fluid around the heart, so that's a sad reminder that our best friends' time with us is limited.

just got back from the morning walk

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I just killed my cat :3

wtf :3

yo tengo pito :3

still cute :3

found some gray hairs in my beard

hi grandpa :3

speak up :3

Light is Kira

HI GRANDPA >:3

i'm awake.
youtube.com/watch?v=XCnI_wpcTEs

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I'll cum on your face

QUIT YELLING. I can hear you fine :3

imagine cumming on a girl's face

I got a cold.

*ba bump*

I always get sick when the weather changes frequently

Imagine cumming on
Face

The sick dog I mentioned earlier turned out to have maybe a month left. Heart problems. Enjoy every moment you have with your four-legged companions.

Got beans rice quickoats some boxers tomato sauce some beef tortellini peanut butter tuna and two polish sausages :3

Got a new library card but I couldn't keep my number which is a shame since I've had it since I was a kid, but I guess I deserve it for not going regularly

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Oh and coffee
All for 85$

Waking up at 1pm

I have a weird scrape on my elbow I wonder what I did or maybe the house goblin is up to his old tricks

Imagine cumming on
Face

I hand wash my clothes

Sven is weird

What are you a nigger?

why

>rush limbaugh claiming iran are the bad guys and we're justified with our warmongering
what happened to the boomers? seriously

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Why do people keep trying to stare down my shorts?

what has happened?

>mommy gets mad at me
>she says “suck my dick Ben”
>I tell her “okay pull that shit out”
>she gets mad again and calls me a pervert
Women are subhuman and I can’t wait until babies are made in factories and we all have robot gfs

weird family

see

I was sitting down on my phone and two people that walked past tried to look down my shorts.

I would literally never interact with my family like that
I would rather die

Things that never happened.

how would they even do that

They sold us out

yeah but why? why are they so braindead

But it just did niglet

Money for prozzies and drugs, high property values

youtube.com/watch?v=PioZ7-3OPCM

if i could do it all over again i'd do it all over again

REEEEE WHY ISNT MY PACKAGE MOVING

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Get a belt LOL

That’s it I’m going to kiss the poster below me

OwO

would you make the decision on gp

This is a man
He has 3 kids. Imagine growing up and your dad looking like this

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I wish my dad were that hot

Please be on the east coast

The average Mexican is 65% European...

what's the mom look like?

>cuckafornia
It’s probably on fire since god spited that shithole