How was your day fellow western europeans?

How was your day fellow western europeans?

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Pretty good my EVROPEAN brother

>Europeans

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Horrible tbqh

Fake quote, also Bismarck loves everything that could isolate France politically (aka. his European alliance system)

Not that good, I feel sad

>Fake quote
You knew Bismarck personally, huh?

Yes, and I speak the language that he spoke, and I can’t find anything that comes close when you’re searching Bismarck “Europe” quotes

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Otto_von_Bismarck

>unsourced

It’s literally under the unsourced section and I can’t find any evidence of a German version.

Whatever. It's still a good quote.

>Bismarck created a system so complex to isolate France than his successors fucked it completely

Based Bismarck

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Why did germany fuck up its alliance with russia and britain?

of course, the monolithic french state was always an enemy of protogermans

because the wrong heir died early

Thank God i'm ain't e*Ropean

Not denying that, but I had to deal 2 years with Otto, my autism kicks in when there are any flaws.
Less complex and more he created a system that only he knew how to maintain (without grooming a proper heir) and he bumped heads with the imperial government and their imperialistic ambitions
Imperialism and threatening their positions as both the naval power and biggest military in Europe

>czech
>western europe

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Baiting the French into declaring war on us and kicking their ass which caused nearly a century of butthurt was the founding reason of Imperial Germany

low income shitholes aren't western European by definition

What about the alliance with russia why not simply tell austria their on their own if they invade austria and main alliance with russia?
No ussr no.communism no east front and a russian ally

Czech / Bohemia is more Western European than all Scandinavian countries combined

>Czech / Bohemia is more Western European than all Scandinavian countries combined

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that's why all of them are "northern European" even in this slav loving map

Why Estonia?

The only reason why Germany could be united was because we’ve been on the nationalist train since 1848 and imagine now that you betray your brothers for the Russians, whom you never trusted in the first place

Earlier on it seemed as if the two great empires would be strong allies. German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck formed the League of the Three Emperors in 1872 binding together Russia, Austria, and Germany. The League stated that republicanism and socialism were common enemies and that the three powers would discuss any matters concerning foreign policy.

Czechia has a higher GDP PPP per capita than all but five of the sixteen German states.

Yes, and I’d even argue that the Czechs have more in common with any mainland European than with any Englishman,Scot,Welsh or Irish

Based Estonia leaving the other two Baltic uggos behind

You can let the current austrian regime collapse and maintain correct alliances and then ally with the next austrian regime.
Should have threatened austria with war if they declared war in balkans and maintain ally with russia.

>listen to my worthless circumcised mutt opinion

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That's not even an opinion, it's objective statistical fact.

>france
>not med

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>b-but muh per state
54,984

39,337

You forgot that the governments of that time thought completely different of war than we do now in hindsight, everybody in Europe wanted a war because it was a big dick swinging competition. They all thought that it would went down like in the napoleonic era where you had a couple of big battles and then it’s over and everybody returns to their country for another century of peace. Also the military aged Generation was the first generation that grew up without their country being involved in any war in Europe and militarist brainwashing

I wouldn't know, but we're doing pretty good here in NORTHERN EVROPE
Because Willy was autistic.

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Czechia is only about the size of a German state. German states with a lower GDP PPP per capita than $39,337:

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
Saxony
Saxony-Anhalt
Brandenberg
Thuringia
Schleswig-Holstein
Saarland
Lower Saxony
Rhineland-Palatinate

And North Rhine-Westphalia is almost exactly the same.

Basically all of northern and central Germany outside of (barely) the capital and Hamburg.

Estonia!

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@107235200
how cute it thinks its people

yes?

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Lower saxony is by no means a poor state

Because the alliances had contradictions in the terms like the alliance with Russia and Austria was impossible due to the terms in the secret treaties and yet he made it work

Why is my province always non-existent on these retarded maps?

I can guarantee you this map was made by an American.

ftfy

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I tried to include Danzig, you get the gist.

they are finnic

Cousin trouble

>implying
european posters are all mutilated dick muslims and american posters are intact dick latino posters

Russia switched its alliance because she understood that the eternal Kraut was a threat to Europe and that once France beaten Russia alone wouldn't last long. Actually immediately after 1870 Russia distanced herself from Germany despite their alliance and intervened in France's favor when there were threats of a revanche in the 1870's and 1880's

>muh czech republic so rich! richer than Germany by now!!

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>confusing Euros for worthless USD

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