/brit/

don't trust the canadian

Kill yourself nigger. Don't ever reply to me

>leftists will demonise nazis for their treatment of jews and in the same breath glorify soviet russia despite the soviets having a rich history of persecuting jews. bit hypocritical really

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Nice stache that. It can be a very precise job to cut in a parting just above the lip but my goodness does it pay off

cant stop having tinder matches. guess im peng

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/brit/ is fucking dire right now

only good during NEET hours

190 my son come over here!

watching peep show

You're telling me you'd turn this down because you're a turboRorke, Arkansas?

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Hey ex gf why'd you give me hpv you rotter huh

This one gives me a good chuckle everytime I see it

hehehehh... that wry smile. a very witty man indeed!

how to cut in a parting

spitfire vs 190 which is prettier

she wouldnt shag an Ethiopian

with a razor

Ah yes, time to post fat nigger women and reddit screenshots already? Shocking!

don't trust your gf with any male friends
ESPECIALLY if they're gay

upon further inspection of the aforementioned lamb's lettuce I accidentally got earlier, I noticed the packaging says, in bold, 'READY TO WASH'

should it not be READY TO EAT? like should it not be washed already?

yeah be more specific though
i fucked it up before when i tried and had to shave it off

No matter
I have Keanu's tastes

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Well don't fuck it up then its really that simple

reckon she looks good naked?

dont care virgin

yanks aren't allowed to grow moustaches below the top lip in the armed forces what a bunch of numpties.

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well yeah it definitely is though

lots of vegetables are supposed to be washed in water before eating you fucking buffoon

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what kind of mong buys lettuce. has virtually no nutritional value.

>no studio audience
easy ride

Cut/shave small triangle above the centre of the upper lip. Really small like

true gays are shitstirers who hate straight men above all else they will ruin you

to put it in a salad you spacker

means you dont have to grow it yourself

with what? the razor is too thick

is this homealone's face or something? why is the yank spamming it

If you’re the insufferable on Jow Forums, I can’t imagine you have any significant relationships in the real world. Yikes

umm no..? did you somehow miss that shes a wog lol?

She mogs you

Aren't they getting members of the public to talk from stations across the country?

>he makes salad with lettuce
lol you boring mother fucker

some tranny people found on reddit

lettuce to put in a sandwich for crunch you dumb freak

there’s a yank on /tv/ who keeps making threads moaning that oasis and elton john don’t deserve films because they aren’t big acts

>calling someone boring when you base whether or not you eat a food on its nutritional value

charlie is on the spectrum

I use beard clippers with adjustable guard height with the guard taken off

why is stew the only one with his feet on the floor

It's not malaponte or Liam

It's some newkid

Absolutely shocking this gun was developed in the 50's

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why does everyone on Jow Forums seem to hate Ireland
I just constantly read degrading comments about my country and people on this site

Always wear a rubber lads

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reminder that your children or grandchildren will ask what you did on the internet all day and you will think of not only /brit/ but this specific post
i am completely emerged in your subconscious. you won't remember me in 5, 10, or even 15 years but when that kid asks you that inevitable question this post will spring up in your memory. this post. this specific one.

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/786318/cambridge-university-students-strip-may-ball-party wtf why didn't I go to cambrdige

not leaves though. they've to be filtered so they don't bag with tonnes of bugs and shit that would otherwise end in them

meant to buy spinach (actual food) but wasn't paying enough attention as they're all packaged the same

its a boring veg with no nutritional value. only idiots buy it. simple as.

Now here you go again, you say
You want your freedom
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a heartbeat drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost, and what you had, and what you lost
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing
Say women they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know, you'll know

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>meant to buy spinach (actual food)
ok then i retract my mong statement. spinach is great. rocket is also really tasty and amazingly healthy.

britain gets shat on constantly

eating a sausage and carrots

i want my grandchildren to look like me

need equality for ugly people

calm yourself
its nice in a sandwich or burger

but it tastes good

Going to Fort William next week.

great post
same for short people

nice of Boris to show up

Signed up to david lloyd to lift lads, honestly don't regret it, doesn't have as much equipment but it's dead when I go and there's absolutely no mongs or "paki" pakis with like 7 of them sat around babbling on because of the price tag

Well worth it to lift in peace

yeah but you'll remember me on your death bed. as you are in the hospital bed. you'll think hospital bed? death? i'm dying? i remember that /brit/ lad, where is he now? death is dogshit

fuck, I'd rather be buried alive in a coffin than stay 5 seconds in that thing

Pipe down mboko

Based

In the mood for a south american gf

remember one year i delayed a suicide attempt to see who won the league

she mogs us all
state of these hooves

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this but with e-sports

Roger Waters is being censored by the mainstream media for being so outspoken about Israel

did you grow up in New York?

might go to bed at 9pm

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we dont talk politics on /brit/ let alone on Jow Forums

Shite song

First 5 years
Then a couple years in the middle East then Georgia then high school back in NY again

The shagger's express

come on now rorke, native americans lived peacefully with the animals

wh*toids can't help but slaughter everything and ruin the land

Didn't know the Victoria Cross was made from victorian cannons.

rorke on the ropes

Shagshag redemption

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You have heard of the yeti? The abominable snowman. That is, of course, not an animal or a prehuman being: that is originally one of the shamans' gods. The real name is Banjhakri; that means the shaman of the forest. So, therefore, nobody will ever find the yeti in nature, because you have to go in trance, and then you can find the yeti easily