/brit/

mfer thinks he's playing rugby

>muh muslim grandad
>muh half chinese kids
>muh im pakistani
>muh let's talk to abdullah

What the fuck is this lmao

need non-dogshit cities to become inexpensive again

Boris on the ropes

>rorke literally supports a 1/8 muslim for PM

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Javid DEFINITELY has autism

>be brit
>wake up to butter toast
>butter knives outlawed by big brother since they're a lethal weapon according to him
>Go to sit down and eat unbuttered bread and watch TV
>agree with big brother news completely and deny any rapefugee crisis here or anywhere else
>Get ready and head to work
>At a red light, some nignog tries to break in me car
>A cop nearby thankfully gets out his car but since he's completely unarmed with no firearm and merely tries to tell the "diverse gentleman" to leave and fuck his wife
>nignog steals the cops wallet and then leaves like a coyote with a kill in it's teeth
>Arrive at work
>Make small talk
>"The weather's fucking depressing as usual huh?"
>"I hate my life"
>Your only method of communicating to others is by whining
>Go home
>Before entering home,a nice brown gentleman seems to ACCIDENTLY spill some strong acid all over your already ugly inbred brit face
>Big brother won't even say the attackers race and call it "An accident to be further investigated"
>Never gets investigated
>With face now disfigured, go to kys with a gun
>Can't because big brother says they're too dangerous for us dummies
>Go to get rope
>Only in a couple days, that'll become outlawed too
>Cry with fellow whiners on an anonymous forum and deny anything wrong about this picture
>Sleep
>Repeat

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I'm not watching that shit what am I missing?

Post gay men's arses

is his name boris because he's russian?

it has to be rory stewart

lmao

paki

>muh Muslim grandfather
>muh half-chinese children
>muh Muslim immigrant parents

The absolute state of British conservatism.

There's literally nothing wrong with hating Islam

Are words violence?

WHATS WRONG WITH HIS BODY

fuck it will just go to bed

Why does he feel compelled to tackle people?
And why does he always aim for a crotch with his head?

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he's a turk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Kemal

leftypol playing a Fanatic Egalitarian Fanatic Xenophile empire in Stellaris

words are like swords in that the only thing distinguishing between the two is one letter. it's the beginning of the word "silenced"

>muh Islamic victimhood

>it has to be rory stewart
As-salamu alaykum

based sophie

Hapas should be illegal

b a s e d

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Private schools create rampant inequality by allowing the children of the elites to connect and keep their status simply by who they know

Dumb as fuck people will be allowed in to the elite echelons of society simply by who they know

Private schools need to be abolished, merit should be the only thing that determines who gets the best jobs/uni places, not who your father is, not who you know, not how much money you have

Your day will come tarq.

it's basically sixth form debate society

RORY BTFO

ARE JAV

Rory Stewart has guaranteed himself the vote of everyone that's not one of the people that could vote him in as PM. He's just a shittier Blair.

Rory walked across Afghanistan

Can not believe one of these 5 bellends will be the next prime minister

hapa males*

corr look at this hoe

fucking hell tories really hate the UK

destroying your own party to own the remainers

>these lads are all watching some shitty debate on live TV

state of these granddads

Emily Maitlis completely agreeing with Gove's point about Corbyn and the Jews for some strange, unknown reason

young teenagers outside laughing and enjoying themselves in a jubilant playful manner

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madness

>words are violence
>we shouldn't be allowed to criticise or mock Islam
Charlie hebdo was literally 4 years ago. How has this level of censorship managed to slip in so quickly? Who designed it that way

Just give it to Boris and get it all over and done with, fuck

Do I have a beer with /lig/ or nah?

Rory Stewart is a creepy looking fucker. Like a corpse.

no one cares dave fuck off

don't hit on me silly boys

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Need Limmy to retweet this so all Scots look at it

>even though i think folks should be in school
he just had to get that in there

Brexit literally is a fanatic death cult.

Bob Dylan just died lads :/

Rory Stewart is still stuck on tutorial island

To be fair to Gove he actually has done a lot as environment secretary

little white cock slut

I have no idea what your point is meant to be. My points are twofold: firstly there are many people who went to state school in the Tory party, e.g. Saj, and my second point is that most private schools don't cost anywhere near £42k a year.

Guess what? Life is unfair. Some people are born into rich families, some into poor families. Some kids' parents will own Audis and Mercedes and have massive houses with hot tubs (my parents didn't have any of that stuff, although I was lucky enough to go a private school, but I knew kids who did have that stuff). That's just how it is, some people work hard and they get money and then they can use that money to give their kids a good education. Life's a competition.

>merit should be the only thing that determines who gets the best jobs/uni places, not who your father is, not who you know, not how much money you have
I'm pretty sure unis only care about how good you are, they certainly don't care about "who your father is", and they make efforts these days to give places to less privileged kids.

it's fucking hialarious stewart started speaking in arabic

They want brexit to take place, but not whilst they're in power because they'll go down as the worst PM in history

IT'S DEM FOOKIN TORIES

i wonder

Gove is unironically a nice bloke. I've met him a few times and he's always been very polite.

HOWLING

>words are violence

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never heard of the bloke

Alright lads be honest

IF you HAD to suck a penis, would you suck a little one or a giant one?

the haunting picture of modern America

never had a taco, feel like I'm missing out

NEED THAT STUMP UP ME ARSE ASAP

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yikes

Hahaha what the fuck.

I voted Brexit but now I realise it's bloody pointless. I voted Lib Dem in the EU elections.

I would still rather vote Tory, but Brexit probably is pointless. We need politicians in the mold of John Major and Ken Clarke, who were good Tories, but realised that the EU is good for our economy.

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thought boris didn't believe in climate change

>some people work hard and they get money and then they can use that money to give their kids a good education

imagine being this naive

>I'm pretty sure unis only care about how good you are

Also not true, grades aren't the only thing that get you in to oxford, there's many other factors(which only money can buy)

They have gotten slightly better recently, but you can still literally buy spots at elite unis simply by pouring ridiculous amounts(far more than the average parents could afford) of money in to your child

>Bob Dylan
his name is Robert Allen Zimmerman

>John Major
how was he good?

thought boris didn't believe in the holocaust

Who won the PM debate? Did Matliss raise Boris' shady past? i.e. assisting in GBH, forcing abortions on mistresses, and making up quotes as a journalist?

She's voting SNP anyway so who gives a fuck

Charles Badbrige is based you cannot deny that

need women prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Rory Stewart burnt all his lobsters

BORIS BTFO

I just mean on the issue of Europe I guess. I don't know his premiership in detail, I was very young at that time. But recent things he's said about Europe, that it's good for business and shit, has struck me as sensible.

just wrote a new riff lads

Rory Stewart logs off when he sees someone in the wildy

yes my name is

dave

and i reddit

space

as obnoxiously as possible

so everyone knows that it is

me

using breathing techniques to calm my panic attacks

describes my views as well tbqh

LADS

LADS

LOOK AT MY DOGSHIT OPINIONS

ABOUT

POLITICS

LADSSSSS

CORBYN BTFO