/brit/

Wank complete

don't type or say "outchea" ever again.

for me, it's incremental improvement
for you, it's constant self-loathing and despair

Yeah but nah she didn't. Those videos are all created by an incel. You're wanking to a man's work. You may as well wank over the pavement

stop projecting your insecurities sweetie x

youtube.com/watch?v=_GXjPEkDfek

Or what whiteboy

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>You're not consuming content created by a balding incel virginal male who watches 6 hours of porn per day
>browses /brit/

don't know how to improve

how does that have anything to do with incels you stupid gimp

Where did I do that then? Porn addict freak, you're afflicted

Alri jordan

have you tried being youreself and/or having sex

Fuck off Jordan

not a climate change denier by any stretch, but the pic of those sled-doggos in Greenland is quite misleading
as are the many pics going around of polar bears perched on floating clumps of ice (this is literally how they hunt; they jump on a floating clump of ice and leap to another etc that brings them far enough off the shore where they leap off and catch seals and shit then drag them back and eat them before swimming/leaping back to the land) from which most infer their habitat has literally melted underneath them

on a side note: all women should be arrested

>tfw no norwegian gf

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Toil, it's only toil
Arguments, agreements, advice, answers,
Articulate announcements
It's only toil

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the modern left in a nutshell really

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I'm not wanking to /brit/ posts you thick cretin
All incels are porn addicts
Should just rename it Porncel

or i'll say the n-word

have you tried not being irish

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I regret to announce this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.

desu this guy who i got talking to who had been inside for 15 years started saying shit like "jail changes you" and talking about needing to "satisfy his urges" i swear he was coming onto me he was a skinny 50 year old man i could have battered him senseless if i had wanted but i just decided to leave it and avoid him

england u21s utterly btfo by the based BLACK FRENCH BVLLS

Bent kike freak

>Where did I do that then?
your entire post just reeks of it
>Porn addict freak, you're afflicted
ah yes because I called you out on your shit you must obviously assume that I am the offended one
you're projecting again you cunt

>please like me brit

My name has never been a secret here

Everyone thinks I’m black because my name is Jordan...

Eeeeeeeeee heyyy give it a rest Dave for fucks sake man

>the modern left in a nutshell really

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gonna be a tad late to work because of traffic

>your entire post just reeks of it
Yeah everything that hits home is projection isn't it? Shut it you stupid faggot. How many hours have you spent watching porn today? Be honest.
You know it's true, no projection involved

would you have had any repercussions if you'd battered him

but Jordan is a white guy's first name and a black guy's surname

are Brits just retarded?

Now is not the time for liberal thought

that comes later?

unironically yes

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hello i am new here, what should i say?

what difference does it make whether your wanking or not you asbestos eating freak, your still consuming ideas and content made by incels and its obviously shaping your outlook on life because your wound up like a coil spring.

sort it out you nut case

Video games
Anime
Pornography

The virgin freak trifecta

tell the tale, I have a good 10min

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nothing "hit home" about your post
>How many hours have you spent watching porn today?
none
you need to really calm down
you're embarrassing yourself

Season 5 of Peaky Blinders looking interesting

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i hate my life it is so aimless and hopeless i get tired of it

ENGL*ND BTFO AGAIN
BLACK BVLLS

Well no I think brits are a little less retarded than the average American but they do seem to think Jordan is a black name

What can I do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey!

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what is it about yank dick that makes british girls just want more and more?

It makes the difference between not wanking to something and wanking to something. Are you wanking to /brit/ posts? You sexually getting off on reading this thread and masturbating thereby fucking your reward system by climaxing when you read a good post? No? So shut the fuck up you docile porn addict wanker bug

>Anya taylor joy
Based and quite possibly redpilled as well

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is it an ira season again

there's been a murder

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the-eye.eu/public/concen.org/UChicagoPress.Ebook.Pack-2016-PHC/9780226169439.UChicago Press.Erring.Mark C. Taylor.Apr,1987.pdf
giving this a read lads pretty P E NG

cope more

oh shut up

Fuck off faggot

You've never been anywhere near a fanny, apart from your mum's obviously

Imagine going on the lash with Kingsley Amis and Philip Larkin in their primes. That's my unironic nerd fantasy.

it explodes into MIRVs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_independently_targetable_reentry_vehicle

definitely clicking that link for sure

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what's it about

>PDF
No one is clicking this and in fact I just reported it to the janitors

apparently a lot of black american troops were shagging british women when they were here during ww2

imagine thinking the things you watch online affect your love life more than the size of your palate or how recessed your orbital rims are

Nooooooo there hasn't

now this is an intense cope
it's ok lil' dude your bitches just like us more ahahah!!

watched S1 and most of S2 but interest fizzled out
started getting a bit convoluted with too many quippy bulletproof characters

Wake up lad you're dreaming

Shall be naming my band the trash can Sinatra's

sucking some applesauce

The Erring a/theologian is driven to consider and reconsider errant notions: transgression, subversion, mastery, utility, consumption, domination, narcissism, nihilism, possession, uncanniness, repetition, tropes, writing dissemination, dispossession, expropriation, impropriety, anonymity, spending, sacrificed, death, desire, delight, wandering, aberrance, carnival, comedy, superficiality, carnality, duplicity, shiftiness, undecidability, and spinning.

prefer wanking to POVs

shhh shhh sweetie it's ok
*fucks your sister*
calm down bro ahaha
*fucks your crush*
it's just how it be

Getting ready for slumber. It LOOMS on the morrow.

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nice

Whats the title

keep watching it's pretty good

depends how bad he got hurt. a black eye or bust lip you lose your tv and extra food and get banged up 23 hours per day. hurt him bad and it's a police charge and down the segregation unit

imagine wanking 24/7 of your life

The Erring a/theologian

The daily joe

What you got going on lads

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yeah not worth it then smart choice

>You are sharing a thread with literal incarcerated mental patients and convicts

don't understand philosophy
don't pretend to
too much of a brainlet for that stuff ngl

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if he lives in birmingham, you were redundant there by 2 lines

>the segregation unit
we need more of those here

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hi

so lonely
so alone

sounds sore

listening to my nigga xxx