Am I Retarded?

>learn about cellphone jammers
>buy one
>pretty simple and easy to use
>think that it would be funny to go to a Starbucks and use one.
>giggling like a retard when I walk in
>turn the thing on and instantly everyone loses connection
>Stacy sees me do it and points at me, yelling at me to cut it out.
>whole store looks at me and I panic and run out of there
>trip and fall on the sidewalk skinning my knees
>Someone called the cops
>have to run home
And I lost money on stocks today.
So whats the verdict Jow Forums?

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Serves you right. Should have worn those kneepads.

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Just filed a complaint with the FCC. Hope you enjoy prison OP.

dude, that a fertal offense kek

this too

only terrorists own cellphone jammers

how the fuck did you get caught? how did the stacy know what it was?

Implying I'm not joking.

Those are illegal as fuck. Pretty serious felony.

6/10 larp, i chuckled

I used to go to sports bars with those old tv b gone tv remote controls and turn off all the tvs. Was impossible to tell who was doing it or what was happening. People would get pissed and blame the staff. Kek good times.

Should I have had kneecap girl serve me a latte
Everyone else it’s larp

They have you on camera, you know. And then they are going to hand it to the FBI, because it's a FCC and federal offense.

You're fucked.

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>>turn the thing on and instantly everyone loses connection

well done son, proud of you

fuck I hate starbucks

2edgy5me

Cellphone jamers are hilarious to crash marxists/leftists' conventions

like Stacy would have the wherewithal to look up from her iDevice.

Next time try hiding it outside the building? You definitely want to turn it on in the bathroom or your car before walking in.

That's not even edgy.

Kill yourself

IS THAT YOU ANIME CHAN YIU SCAMMING CUNT YOU TOOK ALL MY FUCKING MONEY

>yes, please use an illegal device at a gathering already under surveillance

I want to slit your fucking throat

fucking kek'd

>Yes
As well as the other retarded anons who couldn't say 1 simple word.
>Yes

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Same, but my targets were kids playing games on those retail stores.
Good times

Where did u get the phone jammer??? Holy fu,k guide me please

Fuck off to reddit

May as well go full skyking at this point and just go around jamming everyones phone until you kill yourself.
To bad there will be no transcript for us to make memes and tributes to you because the audio will be all jammed up.

This. Expect your door to be kicked down early in the morning. Enjoy your 20 year prison sentence user, I hope it was worth it.

R E T A R D

Woah, he doesn't deserve to be raped for this, does he?

enjoy your time in federal pmita

That is highly illegal. Radio jamming a whole spectrum of air is a nice way to get fined by the FCC thousands sending you into debt.

>giggling 300 lb 5'4'' man reaches into bag and everyone loses connection
hmm wonder who it was

Nobody likes you

Like, at fucking all. Stop being an attention whore, clean your room

I WANT TO BUY THIS AND DO IT SO BADLY
SOMEONE EDUCATE A BRAINLET LIKE ME

order it on ebay and the very day you recieve it, walk into your nearest federal law enforcement building and shout "I AM KING OF THE AIRWAVES" before turning it on and standing in the lobby with your arms up as if praising a great god

that's our meme newfag

100+ usd for a tiny device that causes the bulb to lose energy when it’s close it...
What a rip off.
I searched EMP jammer

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