/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

nuke Cook County when?

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trying to start the lawnmower, son?

not soon, I am very much looking forward to the gap year im gonna take after this year
its been a while since a plant update..

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I just got some okra earlier. the cucumber vine is growing all over the place.

>youngfags

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>2011
I posted in that fucking thread

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fuck, wrong one

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how was it
based regional independence

getting an average of one okra a week. yee-haw

@12
>gramps finally figured out the rear facing camera

...

never knew virginians beat dead horses
must be a local thing

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for me, it's JEB! stuart

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I'd like to apologize for trolling earlier. I really didn't mean it. I just needed to relieve some frustration after a long day of work. I'm not getting paid nearly enough for this shit.

don't care

This is a very Canadian post if you're not just baiting.

Yeah I realize it is. I was working a really long shift and I wanted to just collapse but decided I would do what my boss did to me to the rest of you. Now I feel bad after the emotional high has worn off.

look everybody the Canuck is apologising
put me in the screencap xD

I just ate dinner. it was ok.

Oh yeah and I'm not really even from the Netherlands or even Germanic. I'm a formerly Chinese naturalized Canadian immigrant living in Ottawa. Sorry about that. I just needed an avenue to let off steam. I'm really sorry. For the record fuck China, fuck Germany, long live France.

>I'm a formerly Chinese
chinks are almost as amoral and soulless as germans

That was 40% believable at first but you blew it with this one

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My parents are soulless as hell. They made me stay inside and do nothing but study while the other kids had fun. Now I have a good job....allegedly, the pay is "good", but not really, it's not nearly enough to make up for my lost childhood. They need to pay me at least ten times more for that, and I'm overworked.

Fuck my parents. I absolutely loathe them and their oppressive culture. For the record I'm not gay either, or a Satanist, I was pretending to be all of the above but I am none.

Sorry for ruining your thread. It won't happen again.

don't care
didn't ask

I think the cucumber in my garden will be ready later this week. maybe friday.

nice bud

You responded to me which I think is an implicit request for further conversation.

You're just mad because I absolutely destroyed that other thread and made your lives miserable for a few hours. I already said I won't do it again, why are you so mad?

>why are you mad
manlet rage but unironically
i'll never be a chad

plant told me about this spider that lives in okra blooms and has a smiley face on its butt. I'm supposed to look for them now.

That's okay. All the women who date me are gold digging whores who only want my wallet. Feels bad knowing that I will never be truly loved and desired the way a Chad will be.

But I look forward to when designer babies become a thing. My engineered superChad baby will cuck all the Goslings and Beckhams of the world, and infect all the Stacey wombs with my subversive genes.

what all do you have growing?

i got kinda discouraged so rn i just have some garlic and herbs going. i'll try again next year. hopefully it'll rain less

i couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about you
don't @ me again

f o r f r e e

My designer-baby son will @ your wife's (by then) GILF pussy. A 70 year marriage destroyed by CRISPR dick, I hope you like cuck porn.

okra, cucumbers, tomatoes, cayenne peppers, cantaloupe, bell-peppers, & collards.

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>his wife

>your wife

sounds great bud
you thought about growing tobasco or serrano peppers?

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these remind me of stocking the hispanic aisle at walmart

put the burger in the bag and no one gets hurt

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in awe at the size of this lad

Make me

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>his wife?
>wifeeeee?
watwatwat?
where do I get those Tabasco ones?
hawt sawse
I had a P. Terry's chain burger the other day.. it wasn't that great.

no clue. i'm fairly certain the hot sauce company grows them in louisiana tho

What is your state's Alamo? For me, it's New Ulm.

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>mini
>soda

Can't remember

our neighbors visited us today
their young kid came up to me and said ''if you wont go to bed in time in china they beat you until you pass out!''
last time he said something about the chinese eating bugs and shit for food.
He also said ''i love azerbeycan, our brothers! there was a thing between us and them though, i thing it was the greeks, we should totally conquer them and kill them all then we can be together with azerbeycan!''

One of his retarded uncles have been feeding the 8th year old with uberanatolian propaganda.

look at this nc lad
yeah thats what I heard. I would like some.

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i was listening to a greek song and it had the turkish and greek flags on it and he pointed at the flag saying ''whats that'' and i said ''thats the greek flag, they are our dear neighbours'' and he said ''i thought we conquered and destroyed greeks, greece doesnt exist anymore!''

Anatolians brainwash their children at a really young age jesus

>Jataveon Dashawn Hall
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wow.
indeed hmmmmm.

River Raisin Massacre

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Frenchtown#River_Raisin_Massacre

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his parents are more western-turkey oriented despite coming from north east.
I guess his uncle isnt though lmao, every time the kid comes here he says another unironically nazi-tier opinion he hears from his uncle

there's gotta be some old prairie fort you leafs put up to fight off injuns or something
Fucking limeys

bnr

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we`re doing it again buds

WEEwooWEEwoo

yank alert everyone hit the deck

kids are so impressionable.
true
checked

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southrons COWER on the floor when the macroyank (me) walks in

pöö haha

'Twas joke
We've had quite a few minor sieges but the Metis attack on the Red River colony was probably the most notable.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Arkansas_Post_(1863)
probably this but i can't really think of anything significant. maybe the trail of tears but that wasn't really similar to the battle of the alamo

counter-checked

Eskimo > Canadian > Yankee > Midwestfags >>>>>>>> Dixiecucks.

Proud to be an ayy.

G E T

MED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>powergap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>non-meds

Eskimos are Canadian

me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>literally whos>>>>(You)

bought to go buy eggs at the store yall want anything

eat shit and die on your way there thanks sweetums

chocolate milk

Gimmie one of those breads with cheese in it

yeah

I'll have twenty cartons of Lucky Strikes and a gallon tub of slaw boi

A dildo and some Vaseline for my ass, please. Demand is too high in Canada and the prices are intolerable.

make sure to support Kentucky's economy and buy me some Ale8

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yall buy MS catfish

didn't know that microsoft sold catfish

wrong MS

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bought ale8 in that exact container

bought ale9 in a much better container

waiting for next person to say they bought ale(x)