Robinhood >Commission free and no minimum to open robinhood.com
Interactive Brokers >Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access interactivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade >$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service tdameritrade.com
Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans) >2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process degiro.eu
this thread is fake and gay, but today's rally was also fake and gay, so meh.
I concur.
There's already enough retarded penny stocks that correlate to crypto. I mean GBTC was an attempt at one, but the fucking thing was horribly managed and the priced never actually corriilated to the damn crypto they held.
Liam Howard
So this is what I'm thinking, I just got Robinhood and I've decided to buy two stocks. 1 in MSF and 1 in QQQ. Any suggestions before I go through with it?
Jaxson Cooper
needs moar monies
Hunter Taylor
I only have a thousand shekels. I need to save my monies.
Jacob Diaz
start a firm have a section of executives that formulate ways for you to kidnap and torture people or invest in a personal doc in the box to immediately get medical attention after getting the shit beat out of you by a bunch of angry dudes
why are rich people degenerates
Julian Johnson
$GALT is about to spike, it went up 11% after hours
Colton Sullivan
So 1 MSFT & 1 QQQ is like what, 200-250? That aint $1,000
Colton Walker
The semiconductor bubble has finally pooped
Jaxon Bell
Its year of the dog, that means the DOW will rise to 30k -Hot guy
Would you say it's a solid investment for a starter?
Jackson Ramirez
Id say it needs more money. Oh wait, i did haha. If that's your companies man, then go in. Why buy 1 share of something?
Angel Davis
just another guy bullshitting for youtube views. real successful traders won't give up their strategy and don't need to shilll their program to make money. notice they never reveal their long term track record.
and vids like "how i made $500 in one day" are dumb since its all relative to your starting capital. maybe his family is just rich
Eli Clark
> (You) # >Kek true, me have been pretty smug and wet lately >_>
Here's your (you) This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about though
well faggots, im gonna be in LES manhattan tomorrow. should i take the train over to wall st and pay my respects to the goldent bull/take suggestive pictures w the golden cunt?
im not entirely sure what it is im buying by buying the CBOE dip. shares in the exchange itself? im confus? if i put half my port in it, will they let me trade intervals other than 5cents on CFD options?
Anthony Sullivan
I did too, I tihnk it will be fine people seem scared about this weed thing though
Well Im pretty sure it dipped because theres a scare that Commisions are a thing of the past, but the sell off was so steep there has to be a reversion, target is 97 now
Josiah Morgan
> >rkg has already died > >an imposter took her place and is pretending to get better to make us feel better Fuck, she really did pass away
I hope you like getting justed, and holding the bag. Emerging markets are going too get raped by a strong dollar and lack of access to capital as interest rates rise. The nasdaq is like going to see a 15-20% correction, but I suck bear dick all day. Do what ever you want it's your money.
Xavier Carter
What are you talking about?
Joshua Gray
thanks Satan, good advice all around me not really into torture that much just nice painful deaths, would want make something like mouse trap but giant hotel where people make wrong move and suddenly end up dead
>google dogs of dow >its real i-it not like... strategies t-hat beat d..dow turn me on or anything....
sorry Q_Q me am rehab enough that prospect of having real sexy time with actually human making me like doggy in heat
either way, i cant be making new swing positions if im gonna be fucking around in NYC not gonna be at my computer. i closed out all my positions except muh VIX short and muh oil calls
should i go ask random fuckers outside of wall st what the VIX closed at?
well, from my research, it looks like robinhood and the new apps coming out with no commissions could set a standard, hence the sell off of exchange stocks. It isnt worldwide and it could have legs, so you want to sell soon as you have profit on these things Even though it dropped 133 to 91, my targhet is low at 97
Christopher Ramirez
>want make something like mouse trap but giant hotel where people make wrong move and suddenly end up dead wire it up w live cameras and stream it as a show to sick fuck richfags. like a reality tv version of snuff. call up epstein, hell make it happen, and hell also know the people who will pay good money to see that.
but CBOE? theres ALWAYS gonna be some commissions involved there its fucking options
Luis Russell
also FUCK how RH does commissions (or rather DOESNT) at expense of frontrunning your shit so what now, EVERY broker is gonna frontrun your shit? this is retarded
Grayson Sullivan
>theres ALWAYS gonna be some commissions involved there I know, but Im speaking in future speculation from 1 to 2 years from, I think all of that will change People will opt for cheaper always and someone will bring that to the table
Jose Hill
>friend of mine has a father high up in the economic circle >usually has solid tips on stocks >tells me to go all in on TSLA for reasons he can’t explain >show him Jow Forums >convinced me you’re all economically illiterate >go all in >wake up today How the fuck do I murder suicide me and my friend? I just lost so much goddamn money...
i'm taking about how tech is over priced, and emerging markets are going to get fucked in the not so distant future.
Kevin Williams
if that was the case, why am I holding spy puts?
Joshua Parker
options slippage is fucking tremendous, but i see it as the cost of my education desu i suppose it being a little less would be better but also, when it comes to options, id MUCH rather have a respectable broker, and i fucking HATE trading options w out a depth chart. so much easier to figure out how to get the robots to give you a good price, especially on the slower markets. i can legitimately save 20-40 bucks doing that shit, which i couldnt get w free commissions because the broker is total garbage and i cant see what im doing
Evan Jones
citadel money > your paltry commissions
Christian Baker
what price did you buy in at and how many shares
Adrian Cox
because you have drug induced brain damage
yeah, I think that Robinhood really set the stage for commission free trading to the public, I dont forsee a new trader choosing Etrade over robinhood, so people arent paying commisions like the old days, Bank Trader income is getting cut because of this in fact So it makes me feel that SOMEONE will be introducing a much easier totally free leverage and share trading service, much like 1broker but with real money Also imagine if cfd were legalized again, options wouldnt be needed
Daniel Barnes
>Doesn't have drug induced brain damage
Isaiah Jackson
Most already do, except for places like Interactive and Lightspeed.
why are you holding SPY puts? unless it gaps down for no reason, i think itll be fine. maybe distribute a little theres seriously no one trading rn i dont know where you think its going
fug em tho i do appreciate the work theyve done w HMNY and all the likely suicides they caused cut-throats i can respect that
>imagine if cfd were legalized again, options wouldnt be needed the fuck you talking about? id trade/sell options on CFDs all day m8 itd be the only thing id do
as far as i can tell schwab dont
im bullish on wheat if you mean that ive been looking at corn again too havent read reports on corn tho
lol Im saying if CFD were legalized in america then options would go extinct, exchanges will make much less money, hence the reason for a firther sell off in exchange stocks
Thomas Morris
# >sorry Q_Q >me am rehab enough that prospect of having real sexy time with actually human making me like doggy in heat Go to soc for that, I don't need more reminders of my failures here
Dogs of the dow is the superior stratgey because it allows you to trade everyday yet also beat the SP500 and DOW over time
Easton Butler
is that you teh profit? Youre leaving out of town? Just buy some McDonalds and Cocacola to pump the dow
Bentley Campbell
Do you guys think the semiconductor crash can bring down the SPY? They were pretty hot 2 years ago. They were the FAANGS of that time.
Luis Barnes
i was scalping it into close (Qs) too if i was gonna be trading tomorrow id have kept half position tech looks like absolute hell rn and semi companies continue to prove to be worth literally nothing
Isaac White
yea im goin to NYC and ill be in LES with a few hours to kill im gonna see if i can make it to wall st by close and leave an offering for the golden bull
Kevin Ward
Does calculated gamble still post? Haven't seen him in a while.
Oh, right... $IQ... RIP
Hudson Watson
Dave, listen, i can't sit here and tell you to fuck off all night. Just go already.
Henry Anderson
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lol not dave tho all daves are fags that post tickers w "$" and lowercase
you want me to trip to prove im not dave? im the one who was calling him out for not posting his plays all yesterday and calling him a nigger incessantly
yea but what should i leave as an offering?
Joshua Mitchell
Oh, it's 8:45. That's why nobody's on.
I had shit running late today. Fucking sucks not seeing other tripfags on here though.
>me am rehab enough that prospect of having real sexy time with actually human making me like doggy in heat Ugh... I'll go get the potato peeler.
Charles Wright
david exists within all of us to some degree hes the part that we all hate about ourselves the point is to ascend past davehood, an discover true cosmic liberation through the ditching of all things dave-ish
thats what i use mostly the slippage on options is fucking silly tho but i seriously dig the options market depth chart i save a lot of money flashing walk limits at the robots on illiquid options markets
i assume most post here but dont trip or namefag im here every fucking day when i got time and i hardly trip anymore most of my buddies can recognize me desu and thats all that matters imo
i didnt. i mustve been kvetching at dave
lol i dont think i can get the zoloft, but ill leave the rest and take a pic if i make it over there and timestamp it.
then we can check when i get back and see if it worked for all of your stonks
>91 posts no
Luis Garcia
only if you put your robinhood link in the op like a true david.
Hudson Ramirez
lol yeah we should fill the entire fucking catalog sometime when cryptos crashing just for shits and giggles
