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China is better than America
Japan is better than the UK
Korea is better than Canada
Taiwan is better than Australia

There I said it

yeah they can when you shag them. if you met the girl of your dreams and she was perfect in every way she would know you're a virgin when having sex. this would probably make her think you're a freak because, well, you are

not a virgin ha ha ha NOT A VIRGIN hehehe NOT A VIRGINNNN

Have either of these fellas been near a minge? Isn't a good day for Rorke

how long did you neet for?

*sounds of multiple lists being rattled out*

its evening classes, foy

australian posts tend to be of higher quality than british posts on average

further proof that trusting it is bad

Forgot pic

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only intelligent animals masturbate

guy on the right looks like he's shagged

right is a clear shagger
wogpol must be furious

read this with the voice of Donald Trump

since 19 or so, was never a true NEET i guess, but never did anything substantial, always just had £1-200/month to live on. Seen so many friends get married, buy houses, have kids etc, I don't get down by comparing myself, but I just wish I would've got off my arse sooner

ye ye

love how the unironic nazis that get caught always look like my dogs left testicle

they're slavic teenagers what do you expect leftygimp

They really can't. Sex is awkward with each new person anyway.

japan is gay as fuck bunch of squinters walking about with soysauce hair. all of them are perverts as the other user said and the culture is incel culture but 50 years older than incels we all know and love now
why do jap voices sound like cats being ran over? why are they so gimpy in how they move and talk? just everything about japan is gay. the white western beta male obsession with japan drives it all home
fuck anime and yellow people. soyboys love japan because they want a tradtional jap wife because white women dont want to fuck anime benders but then at the same time the jap women themselves are probably whores to the japs but its lost in translation to dumb white westerner with low self esteem who wants a jap wife because he got psyopped by cartoons as a kid

lmao look at them

vile brown claws rattled out this post

*blocks your path*

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are you jokng? sex with a virgin is as awkward d as sex with a virgin? alright lol YEEAAH!

youtu.be/Vnzpg5GgQCo

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Found the ugly wogs

maybe the last line works otherwise no it doesn't fit
maybe this post will haha

poor fella looks like a meatball

wogpol using wog without even knowing what it means

Do u ever look at them people that go out for just "1 or 2" drinks and go home and think HOW THE FUCK?!
My 1 or 2 consists of going out Friday comin in Sunday, no phone, no bank card, skint, 1 shoe, covered in bruises and pure anxiety that lasts a week! *laughing emoji*

Not quite mastered 1 or 2 yet

Penis goes in vagina, thrusts in and out. That's the basics. Everything else is variable. Everyone likes and wants different things.

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Just found out my ex is on babestation now lmao

pierrepol wondering why everyone plugs their nose around him

haha you are so unique thank you for your interesting blog

t. resembles the guy on the right

lol sure I wonder what you look like

let me say that again lol
sex with a virgin is as awkward as sex with a new person? no it isnt. any women will know you're a virgin
thats a massive cope. they will know and the picture is also bollocks. sex has a smell stop baiting

Lost my virginity to another same age teen virgin

How did you lose yours?

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>literal slavic immigrants that were for some reason obsessed with the racial purity of the royal family of a country that they dont belong to
...?

>Blair Cottrell "Emperor Blair Cottrell" and celebrating Donald Trump's victory as President of the United States in the 2016
lol

people who care about race are usually wogs

it's a bit like pakis/other brown people thinking they look british

Clarkson you idiot!!!!!

I don't like getting drunk every weekend
A few drinks is fine to relax and sleep well

stop all this fepdol nonsense its triggering my paranoia

rorke fuming that he is uglier than these specimens

I didn't enjoy the Metallica concert, the people infront of me where standing so I had to spend 2 hours of my feet

dont care

fuck sake now mongi is here

leftypol mugshots all look like this

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fedpol doesn't want you to see this picture as he might be in it

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Rorke exposed for being an ugly bint

aww that's a shame girl, hopefully you'll have another date soon xxx

london paki having a tantrum

gay dude came up to me while i was having a cig, asked me if he could suck my dick and he’d pay me

i agreed and he sucked my dick, then he wanted me to fuck his ass; said he’d pay me more if i did so i did it

bought some weed with that money

loooooooooooooool

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How are my lads doing today?

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lot of overlay in these threads I imagine haha!

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>sweden
>yes

I'd buy this guy a pint

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wood berry my dick so far into her that whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned king arthur

spewing

ah yes plastic surgery

>TL;DR Had good conversation about my ex-cheating before and those issues, something still felt off. Urologist said I had obstructive azoospermia, implied I should "make sure my wife is pregnant" and didn't think I could be fertile. Wife is taking money from joint account and booked her doctor appointment when I can't go. Getting a second Urology opinion, also slightly going crazy.

>UPDATE: I've been trying to center myself. We talked calmly for a bit on the phone. She claimed she moved the money out in anticipation for the deductible payments she'll have with different visits. I didn't bring up anything else, but she seemed a little impatient with me, probably rightly so, and implied we'd have a longer talk when she gets home. I'm just trying to not overreact right now. I don't know what to think, this is either a misunderstanding on my side and Im a Father! Or...not. Thankfully she's not working late today.

>Thank you those who are trying to keep me grounded.

The utter fucking state of plebbitors

>her

looks like she's sucking two golf balls

HE will never be a girl you fat spack

we’re both latin-americans lol

haitiANO

sad story
but that's what you get for "deciding to start a family" with a woman who's 33.

Whole thing is unironically probably cuck larp fantasy as well

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that's a tranny isn't it

does sargon know who he is

just be yourself bro

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fuck sake

damn. they're good looking

That's shocking that hahah

Looks nothing like me

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havin a go

Fuck off moni mate

might go for a shout and a scream

nuke reddit

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why does the pbso not brush his hair

you genuinely look quite good
keep at it

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so fucking gimpy

catch a nigger by his toe