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Camila desu senpai

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not for me

i kinda want to get a bicycle, but don't want to spend much money, if i try to get one from craigslist will i just get ripped of?

Ale probably thinks I’m just mean to him, but I’m genuinely worried and want him to not end up being part of the 40%

no

forget about that.
wasn't there something u wanted to tell me

Post pic of yourself
Come on do it

>, but I’m genuinely worried and want him to not end up being part of the 40%
I hope he does lol, would make a legendary Jow Forums story.

Who is that ugly cunt and why is she always posted here?

try shutting the fuck up arby's.

idk how to ride a bike

FUCK
OFF

literally KILL YOURSELF lmao

Shut up dude

Callate gringos

>professor has literally never heard of him
One of mine has but she's an adjunct
>Needs a constantly supply of energry drinks and music
I like listening to music sometimes but energy drinks just make me tired
>Has memorized the periodic table ... sex and gender
Cringe also biology is a meme
>Only has graphic tees or shorts
I like shirts with pockets sue me also I don't wear shorts outside of the gym
>Binges Rick and Morty/plays Overwatch
Never watched or played any of those
>crams like a maniac immediately forgets everything after examination
True but I most of the SQL functions you can just google online you don't really need a test on it
>Thinks the gender gap in STEM is acceptable
cringe and numale tier
>frankly more comfortable around men
No most of the people I had group projects with were women only one was a cunt but she was dykish and a mulatta
>Stutters while nervously talking over power point slides
True

why don't you.

Shant be doing that, faglord

fukn weird

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I didn't learn how to ride a bike until the 4th grade and everyone in my class made fun of me :/

How’s your day cutie
What’s your discord?

Nice cope post

cause then I couldn't torment you and ale, idiot

Would you rather me start twerking instead?

>writing a long response to my shitpost
Crikes

i'd hope not!

bet mommy and daddy are proud of their NEET boy

she's Cami and she used to post here on /cum/

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I used to enjoy telling people calgary was dead when he wouldn't post here for a few days during the height of his alcoholism.

kys

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice nigger who likes anigay and wasn't smart enough for school so spends all day on /cum/ posting about his tinder rejects and calling people schizos posts

Almost guarantee I make the most money in this general, but either way I certainly don't have to beg for iphones and netflix like a certain neet incel here LOL

KYS

>sliced up my neck shaving again
Fucking need to stop being a jew and not use dull blades

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no one told me how tehy got their first gf

>Almost guarantee I make the most money in this general
Neetbux don't count

Schizo stemtard

Go to bed

it's only 2:35

haha look at the projection here, doubt you even have a job or any money lolol

OFF MEDS
F
F
M
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D
S

That's why I use a hair buzzer and keep minimal facial hair

We liked each other and eventually she came over to my house after class (HS) and we watched movies a few times. Then she came over again and we had sex and then I turned her into my gf

VERY ironic post

are you the guy who brags about making 50k a year

You're gonna be sluggish tomorrow at work

T A K E M E D S
A
K
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None of that applies to me. Keep seething.

how much do you make?

i'm here all day, just like you

miss old /cum/

you thinks so?

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$12.50 as head chef at Wendy's

there are probably some old tissues in the bottom of your trashcan with old cum

243 years and counting

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C*lifornians ruined it

$7.50

Me?

I know so

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wonder what happened to my nigga NotADrunk

hiro.....

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I (You)'d someone with the post "Merry Christmas" and they didn't respond :/

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I think I saw a namefag posting here a while ago with that handle
forgot what they were talking about though

how did you decide what to study in university

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Why is the Russian janny so buttdevastated

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Where is placer? Where is ryan? Where is queens? Where is henrico? Where is clackmyass? Where is baja? Where is Sinaloa? Where is CIA?

Where is riley?

Yes, before you started shitting it up

I applied to engineering school and didn't know what to do so I followed the kid in front of me and he grabbed a sheet for IT concentration so I just went with it

Is aliceposter here?

Riley Sticka still posts or atleast someone post his old copypasta the rest are annoying fags who went to discord where you belong

OHMSS needs to show up with that nasty ass skull

she looks like she smells like BO

Taking criminology because I wanted to do border security, but looking more into it I learned that they’re all massive dickheads and now I think I made a mistake LOL

She was posting her goddamn YouTube links no one watches

i watch them

>LOL
hahaha

fuck you I watch them
aliceposter has a good taste in music

You go to hell for lying, anons

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My brother did that. He said many girls study that because of CSI and that goth girl from NCIS but then when they have to get in the criminal field and actually interview rapists or guys that say sexually suggestive things to them they change jobs to social work or nannying
Thanks blog

c*nt

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Taking a poo, we’re on mobile mode /cum/

I downloaded that Christian Death album

Is Alice a christian?

Wpuld

Quality post from Portugal

>i hate these attention whores
>let me give them attention

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dill is the best herb for cooking
change my mind

>Fucked up my 250 dollar (At the time 2 years ago) monitor but only slightly so theres this thin cross about a couple inches to the left and up from the center
Can't believe I actually broke a fucking monitor and its the most expensive one I've ever owned too.

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