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I am the light of the world: he who follows me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

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based

penis
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Based

what does G-d and his mexican son jesus (pronounced HAY-soos) think of wanks

this but muhammed

type out "God" you kike

I love Emma Watson’s buttocks and everything that comes from it.

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love Jesus Christ the King, love the Blessed Virgin Mary, love God

simple as

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My manager at my internship is trying to get me a job. She said the salary normally starts at mid 60ks but I’m making 70k at my internship. Is she rustling me

for me, it's the father, the son, and the holy spirit

god rome is so fucking peng

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unironically NOT sure which one to believe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Christianity
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism's_view_of_Jesus

It’s against the Jewish religion to say or write/type out God’s name, in any language.

>70k at an internship
user, what?

The Lutheran man stands alone, but unbroken

What do I do in my future aaaaaaaaaaaa

I’m a grad student

have sex (after marriage)

doing what

With whom

97% humidity lads, do i top myself now?

aye

Me? Panentheist

wtf where do you live

it's like that where i live nearly every day in the summer
sad state of affairs

Cybersecurity. Lots of programming

Fedpol

Get some iced tea with lemon up in you

fedpol

Fedpol

What’s that

hatpol

Hmmm

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fedpol

>w-what's that
fedpol ON THE ROPES

>fedpol

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Red pill me on fedpol and hatpol

they're implying you're a fed

imagine laying in your bed and just having a wank in the middle of this

A jammie dodger? Tumbling down my piehole

rather not say

Why aren’t there any flags? This is Jow Forums we’re supposed to have flags ffs.

youtu.be/YzO9Yt_2woY

god she's so fucking PENG she was so good in Chernobyl as well

Haha

when i was a kid i wanted to be an astronaught but now im just a loser

I used to work at the NSA but my current internship is with a random company you’ve probably not heard of

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Fuck off

Wow very secret agency

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midlands, where it's been raining non-stop for over a week

3:42 toilbergs gonna FREAK

wish i were american

Indian airforce is selecting astronauts. You can apply pretending to be indian

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all the syrian refugees are gonna be the astronauts and doctors and engineers now, bad luck mate

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Why? Tasty it was. Big fan of em me

>not using the 4chanx extension + Tomorrow style
cringe

you were a loser as a kid too
23 and me?

itoddlers are fucking retards

im having crispes

get married

à la

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FEDPOL ALERT

They’re back now. I closed out of the tab and opened a new one through the 4channel home page. Strange.

I want to have sex. I WANT TO HAVE SEX! I WANT TO BE WANTED!

good lad good post

Pay a hooker.

dad used to call chips "chippies" when I was a kid

What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise and cuts an apple into three pieces?

A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!

>What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise and cuts an apple into three pieces?
my ex wife!

ayooooooo

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old soviet machinery is kind of based though

was that top made for someone with a massive head or what la

it's a self deprecating joke one of the coal workers said in Chernobyl

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my life is a lie

why were there coal workers in chernobyl when they had a big fuck off nuclear power plant

Anyone ever been skiing or snowboarding?
Never done it before but going in november and shitting myself, 20 and don't know how to ski lol

I love Emma Watson’s body. What a cute little butt.

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yeah, been skiing since I was 4
I can't remember not knowing how to ski so I can't help you

A very qt Islamic grill called me islamophobic on youtube. Aaaaaaa

Hey fuck you buddy

>old soviet machinery is kind of based though

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>old soviet machinery is kind of based though

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it is
I'm probably more anti-commie than both of you too

no the coal workers had to be brought in from elsewhere because work needed to be done on Chernobyl after the explosion

Oh the things I’d do to her.

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I dunno man I'm pretty anti-commie

Me siento loco

dream job would be a football reporter for a big newspaper. bet its great driving round the country watching games then doing a write up and marks out of 10.

delete this

completely underestimate how difficult baldurs gate is

lads

i am positively baked out of my mind

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why was this one deleted lad

agree, would love to go to chiefs games for free

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cheeky 4am wank