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based delfi

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Jānis needs a good powerwashing

shut the FUCK UP subhuman

>a ye anctbr xeatbie kak byato ocehb
What did he mean by this?

you must be very angry at this moment

No, I think he's angry at you.

Source?

delfi.lv/news/national/politics/ar-plasu-pasakumu-programmu-11novembra-krastmala-atzimes-ligo-svetkus.d?id=51202235

Tl dr?

there's going to be a midsummer festival with music and food and shit

Kožna dieną aš juokiuosi iš algos vergų

O kudie?

Įsivaizduok lenkt savo nugarą 8-ias valandas per dieną, kad gautum 500 eurokapeikų

Sorry, I don't know russian

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good morning user

Peepee poopoo
shitpost is what i dooo

HEARD YOU SAY YOU WANNA DIE
SO DO I

dont die man
Jesus loves you

gay

it cant be gay
Jesus is against gay

Draught in some parts if the country

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hello

hypocritical and gay

Hello /balt/ frens.

its me melvin

Want to fart, but can hear the cleaning lady out in the corridor. She's going to come in to clean any minute now. If the fart comes out particularly pungent, she'll surely know. What do?

when she comes in ask her to pull your finger and then let it out

Oh, hello, Melvin. How is your sex life?

I could not possibly do that to her. Her husband died last week, it's too soon for fart jokes.

i havent had sex for a few months so not all that great i suppose

>Sex life
Non existent.

tell her i said sorry for your loss

lost and angery

Feeling tired and just got into bed.

Alright, Mel, will do.
Hey, seeing how you're an australian, let me get your thoughts on this kitchen knife I'm making. Still only a rough cut and grind, but do you think I should have made it bigger? You know, for a real KNOIFE? Pint of beer for reference.

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do you guys like vegemite?

you made that? thats really cool looks big like a real knife but not so big it becomes a sword
i like those videos on youtube where the guys get rusty old things like knives and swords and restore them i even saw one where the man restored an old lighter
how will you do the handle? i like my handles with a little curve that i can sort of curl and rest my index finger on

>thats really cool looks big like a real knife but not so big it becomes a sword
I am sure what your trying to say is that it looks like a kitchen knife.

Literally me on the picture
Yea, it's kofe tiem

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well where im from kitchen knives are probably what you would think of as a butter knife
its different over here

it looks like a knife you would use to cut meat.
What kind of knife do you guys use to cut meat?

The blade is just under 12" so it's at the upper end for chef knives. Haven't yet decided about the scales yet. I have some nice elm, but I'm kind of thinking about making something fancier, so I might need to go take a walk innawoods looking for some roots or burls, for some sexy woodgrain.
Yeah, I've cleaned up a few axes, scissors, knives, etc. Going to be finishing my mates grandfathers pocket knife tonight. That thing was a bitch and a half to put back together.

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That's a nice hobby to have, I'm jealous, how did you learn it?

>learn
I have no idea what I'm doing half the time, otherwise Youtube videos, and some stuff dad taught me years ago.

medium knife we would call that
dont really know much about wood 2bh but my favourite type of native australian tree is called the rainbow eucalyptus because there is a big painting of one in my house
thats cool 2bh you should film you doing the whole thing and put it on youtube seems like theres a big market for it on there but its probably a lot of effort the pocket knife looks cool too i dont have much from my granddad except for a harmonica he gave me once that i keep on my desk
he used to have a wooden carving of a hand doing the middle finger that i always wanted i should have asked my mum to get it for me when his wife died

just ate a tuna sandwich also i have autism

I got to taste sausages with pears and chase!
So good, it's infuriating. Can't find them anywhere else but ''Lido''

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hi

O, hy Mark.
Also tried this.
It tastes good and I have no idea what exactly flavor the beet gives

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bye

have you ever had beetroot on a hamburger?

WALK ON WATER, JESUS CHRIST, WALK ON ICE

leaving so early?
Nah, sounds odd. I mean that chocolate was meme but tasted remarkably normal

its popular in australia you should try it

Oh shit , you are right!
Burgers with beetroot: a great Australian dish

Will try TODAY.
I just need to go to Maxima and get ingredients.
youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

poopie poop
kaka
your a funny guy
>for you

good luck

This is a spit in every Latvians face

G'day balt bros. I'm out of cigarettes and my vacation is only half done. What do anons ? I only smoke during vacations and normally buy davidoffs in other countries. They dont even sell purple davidoffs here, only gold and green. I'm not sure 7.20 is worth desu, i rather buy 5 monsters with that. FUCK

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what does it taste like ? ngl desu it looks bretty bad

It tastes good. I have no idea what exact flavor does that beet root add. Chocolate has purple flakes in it. I think it's the beet. The flakes taste sweet and sugary.

Lads, I'm just going to go ahead and spell it out: one day there won't be neetbux or parents to keep you afloat. Pepes and memes won't feed you or stave away the loneliness. You will then suffer for being unprepared to live real life!

>working for 500 eurodoos
i'll rather enjoy neet life

What do you call this in English?

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dried fruits

probably...odd that they have no specific word for it.

on a roadtrip with the arthoe, made me feel inadequare when she started talking about Čiurlionis

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Candied fruit

why are you in a car with arthoe?

>passenger seat
>with an arthoe
>probably will get pegged by her this evening

have sex

>not moving here to work for seasonal work

user I ...

I could say I recognize where you're at, but that seems a bit redundant, seeing how that's the only road in Lithuania.

not really looking into seasonal works.

Fair enough. Wagecuckery is miserable almost everywhere and not worth the hassle of moving.

hows that sippie ?

I wouldnt mind moving elsewhere if that's a career choice. However it's strange living among blacks and arabs

>he doesn’t get girls to drive him around
lmaoing at your life

amazing actually, nice apple taste, probably one of my favorite sippies

henlo frens, how you all feeling today?
i myself have a bad mood for some reason

there's always a reason for bad mood

existential dread hasnt set in yet, so its alright

I see you're a man of refined taste.

have sex (dilate)

>it's strange
its more awful than strange

I wouldnt able to relax among them.

really ? I tried a few of those colured red bulls, and they were pretty mediocre. Good to hear that one is good. Might give it a try

>Rimi self checkout
>Got my shit and lil Monster drinku
>Start to pay
>''Wait for age approval by cashier''
>DAFUQ
>Girl asks for ID as energy drinks are forbidden to minors.
>no id...I am 28
>bļaģ
>FIN

good, energy drinks are for fags

They just add "age of the customer was determined by their appearance" to the receipt here. A bad case of babyface maybe?

The same Rimi sells me Jameson with no ID every weekend (I go trough regular cashier doh)
no, just really odd girl.
Could be new and ''stickler to the rules ''