/cum/

have your parents ever caught you masturbating? what happened

I used to do that a ton
god I've ghosted so many potential GFs in the past

love that whole album
youtube.com/watch?v=WPo3MkMyWBc

>tfw there's an itchy red bump on my balls where the tick bit me earlier

why the fuck do you have ticks

aliceposter is a no good hipster

she was kind of shy and awkward. I felt bad for a little bit. if she'd been skinny i'd have been all about it, but then again she wouldn't have probably said anything to me.

They live in the woods and grasses and sometimes bite people who walk by

>savings account finally dipped below $1k today

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>fugged Grimes
>successfully memes his businesses into becoming successful
>is pro anime and wants to make genetically engineered cat girls a reality
ya, i'm thinking he's /ourguy/

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youtube.com/watch?v=LBAfNw8UQTE
sames.

Me? I’m a British Columbia separatist

I don't want my parents to die :C

very rude to say, user.
i'll listen to anything as long it tickles my ears.

are you gonna be sick now? don't ticks transmit lots of diseases?

>defiled Grimes
>obnoxious zoomer memes
>likes anime

Fuck this guy

Me neither :(

for me it's the glorious Cascadian Empire

what did he do that rustled your jimmies?

I don't want to live with "family"

based

>is 11pm
>am hungry
>am on diet
>am hungry
:(

An independent BC obviously be the start of the cascadian empire, but first we need to form an independent and powerful naval power on the eastern coast of the pacific. Then we launch our conquest of the southern portion of cascadia

same but its 9 pm

They can, but just because you got bitten doesn't mean you'll get sick. It's a good idea to make sure though, so I'll probably look out for any symptoms in the next few days and maybe set up an appointment to check for any signs of Lyme disease.

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fuck u

youtube.com/watch?v=gAotWVmVRS4

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Do people really take diets? lol

>but first we need to form an independent and powerful naval power on the eastern coast of the pacific. Then we launch our conquest of the southern portion of cascadia
The invasion would clearly go north

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Frick now I'm starving

I understand that. If I get a little hungry in the evening I drink some water or make a cup of tea. Tea has few or no calories (depends if you put anything in it) and can have a lot of flavor and fill your stomach.

LOOKS GOOD DONT IT LMAO

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baby be the class clown, i'll be the beauty queen in tears ;-;

grandma was here from europe. her food is too good so i ate too much

yea imma just drink a shit ton of water. thats what i usually do but then i piss all night

where my arizona niggas at

honestly? no

texas gang

Is that Costco pizza

eat up fat boy HAHAHAHA

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honestly haven't had good pizza in like forever

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FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK FAT FUCK

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what's wrong.

i think i know whats my first youtube video gonna be about

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unironically love being american

wats wrong

You don't have to drink a lot. Just drink some water slowly so your body has time to process it and you'll know how much you need to feel full.

I could honestly go for some orange sherbet

youtube.com/watch?v=48bX-hBjVn4

have spent the better part of the evening singing the chorus aloud

youtu.be/wC6bo3XJnVQ

a livestream of your suicide, I hope.

t. poorfag

God damn it.

>having fun posting in a thread
>some fag replies "have sex"
>close the thread and seethe
>entire day is ruined

how do my incelbros defend against this scathing attack on your dignity? how do they know you havent had sex?

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I also just saw that thread on Jow Forums.

no that will be my third

my friends wonder what is wrong with me.
well i'm in a daze from your love, you see.
youtube.com/watch?v=BgoTDGu8cho

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why you gotta ruin my fun?

the only thing that bothers me a tiny bit is circumcision threads.

sex for sex's sake is empty and hedonistic my bro.

u are the male equivalent of a roastie, not a chad, by engaging in that dumb shit. literally feeding off of whatever society tells u to be and no uniqity. girls a "chad" has fucked have fucked dozens of other guys, none of them are special.

don't say that.

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ehh why even bother prolonging it?

Delusional mutt

:O

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is there any other kind

Any guitar buds on tonight? Need help picking an amp

i wanna make at least a lil impact in the world

finally home agian buds... got an interview for a job on tuesday in toiltown...

Send me your discord

Female friend is making me go to a Claire concert with her and said shell get me an art hoe gf there

FUCK

If a Cascadian country ever happens, it will clearly start in the US. There's literally no other way it can happen, because if the US is still an intact country, you'd never be able to get WA/OR/ID since there's all sorts of naval/air bases and some nuclear weapons in the area.

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:-v

breh

You all guys should try erothic asphixiation tonight

welcome home and good luck, bud

you mean clairo?

nice one, bud

your attention whoring has had a negative impact on this small sliver of the world, so there's that.
No, but she'll probably use you to buy her shit lol

Canada is unironically having trouble keeping the western provinces in line right now. The premiers in the west have told Trudy that his actions are seriously threatening national unity. Out west support for separatism is hovering at around 40%

should i ocnvert to islam friens

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Yes autocorrect changed it
She’s richer than me and said that part as a joke
I’ve only dated art hoes and concerts are good places to find them

thanks fren

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someone used you to buy them shit, didn't they? LOL

No it’s really gay desu

oh, 'go arthoes, double nice

>Out west support for separatism is hovering at around 40%
Interesting, but it seems like you'd need at least 3 provinces to have a solid enough amount of people for a workable country? Dunno if you could get BC to leave, they seem pretty retarded over in Vancouver area.

haven't truly enjoyed a video game since... wow cataclysm or maybe dark souls 3

video game shave become boring to me