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>haven’t looked back
How do you know when to stop wiping then?

flat-chested bint

good decision

how much should i tip when paying taxes?

I suddenly remembered
The bizarre gimmick where
You tried to format your posts the same way you'd format a poem
And everyone would get confused
When they realized you weren't making a poem

Gabbro ( /ˈɡæbroʊ/) is a phaneritic (coarse-grained), mafic intrusive igneous rock formed from the slow cooling of magnesium-rich and iron-rich magma into a holocrystalline mass deep beneath the Earth's surface. Slow-cooling, coarse-grained gabbro is chemically equivalent to rapid-cooling, fine-grained basalt. Much of the Earth's oceanic crust is made of gabbro, formed at mid-ocean ridges. Gabbro is also found as plutons associated with continental volcanism. Due to its variant nature, the term "gabbro" may be applied loosely to a wide range of intrusive rocks, many of which are merely "gabbroic".

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i mean, they deserve it for all that hard work

I want to have my way sexually with Emma Watson.

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after the wipe you pull out the paper and bring it to eye level so you can see if you need another wipe

I make that motherfucking clock tick boy
I can make that world stop turning
And you've seen it and you know it ain't a coincidence of time and place

I'm actually in distress trying to understand why you pay a set rate for a certain service and then feel the need to chuck in a bunch more money because....?

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Is two willies touching gay?

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can any yanks redpill me on boise, idaho

No one tips for rent.

Lads I have taken the Desi pill, NEED Desi gf.

marmalade for breakfast
marmalade on toast

Depends with the gender of the penis owners. If its two transgirls then yes, it's gay.

lol

I stand up and wipe like a chad
I don't even touch the toilet. I hover over it when shitting and get the fuck out of there

Two blokes.

the thing about marmalade is its more like jelly than regular jam is

They have a blue football field

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it's ok
they grow potatoes in idaho

wtf why

amerigoys are based and you can't deny that

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Not if they are mates and just doing it for a bit of a laugh.

the lady that brad went spearfishing with found an octopus and she bit it between the eyes and it died

remember the time poo willy bum?

Indeed I do.

Feel like I might have a learning disability lads

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This is a blue board you literal homosexual.

Tried calling the number but no one picked up

Just need help finding my foreskin

Kidnapped by a cereal merchant you see

protip: avoid this place like the plague

Had a bad day at work, ran into a lot of snags so I didnt get a great deal done.
Hope toilberg does not get upset.

Upper Middle
>You'll marry some dumb blonde "health nut" at 33
>You'll both live in a big house with a 2 car garage
>You'll have two boys and a dog
>She'll insist on buying a juicer
>She'll be the only one to use it to juice cucumbers and carrots and mangoes
>She'll make you a cup and wait until you drink it all
>It'll taste bad
>She'll insist it'll cure cancer
>25 years later, you'll develop cancer of the pancreas

Middle-Class
>You'll spend your teens skating around the suburbs
>You'll kiss Jenna behind the dumpsters at Ruger's
>You'll finger Michaela in the park bathrooms
>You'll grow up to be a completely boring dude
>You'll spend your twenties working at your parent's diner
>You'll spend a lot of time eating dinner, watching TV on the couch, and making shopping lists out of grocery store circulars

Working Class
>You'll learn boxing and wrestling even though you used to call wrestling gay back in middle school
>You'll secretly take a peek at your friend's schlong in the locker room after practice
>You'll have strange fantasies revolving around him that'll make you scream internally but you can't stop imagining it
>You'll get C's and B's on your report card
>You'll do either construction, join the Marines, or become an auto-mechanic after 2 years in a trade school
>You'll drink at dive bars on Friday and you'll hunt twice a year for sow and doe, but you'll lie to your buddies and claim you hunt, like, twice a month, bro.
>You've thought of doing heroin
>Most likely a virgin until 28

too many yanks

Who cares what your boss thinks

Your job doesn’t give a fuck about you, your job will never care about you like you care about it, stop worrying so much and simply kill the boss and landlord classes

do you work at a sausage factory?

ein heller und ein batzen, die waren beide mein
der heller ward zu wasser, der batzen ward zu wein...ja, wein

*Takes a long drag from a cigarette then exhales*
Trop de Yanks

saw a big dark fellow in the street yesterday
one of those african people

Stuck for 8 hours today with some boyo I've never met but who whistles every single song on the radio very badly. Gonna kms before the day is out, I reckon

sat alone in my rented flat

youtube.com/watch?v=Xp0XNYGJFXQ

You mean a...what are they called again?...noggers? Neggers? Something like that b

What? You don't like Ned Sheeran?

were you the one driving bossberg’s daughter around?
just what is it you do?

I\Iiggers!

That's me haha. When theres big delivery or pick up stuff happening they get me to go with people to shift it cuz I'm unironically a man mountain.

Throw his ass out he's a Nigger

WOAH! not cool. You're supposed to warn people that you're going to say the n-word BEFORE you say it.

Let's see your pass please

Beautiful

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*digs around*
you know, i seem to have misplaced it

>deadlift 3pl8's for 8 reps
>squat 4pl8's 1rm
>asked to pick up a 100 pound refrigerator for work
>can't, for the life of me, find a way to move it
>some small chinky dude half my size who doesn't even lift moves it for me
>other guys in the office start calling me "big for nothing"

Wtf...Are all the memes about "gym muscles" really true? Do I really have worthless muscles that don't do anything useful in the real world?

you mean a big guy?
and wish i had something to break the monotony of office toil, some field work would do me good i reckon

Man that "debate" last night was terrible

Saint John River at Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada

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>Woman, 83, in hospital after William and Kate convoy crash

Prince William and Kate were travelling from London to Windsor when the woman, 83, was hurt on Monday. The woman - who is called Irene, according to the palace - was taken to hospital in a critical condition following the collision on Upper Richmond Road in Richmond, south-west London at around 12:50 BST on 17 June.

The duke and duchess are understood to have sent flowers to the woman.

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>83
well she's done for

How do I join the British royal family?

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I want to sniff her poos.

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The only way in is through marriage. In essence to reach the grace of god you need to have sex with the correct person or drop out of the correct vagina. Such is our noble and civilised culture

Your muscles are useful, your technique less so. Good deadlift form works on a bar, not so much on a big ol sack of nuts and bolts. The same general stuff applies though, lifting with legs, straight back and all that.

Yeah I'm a big guy for you. Genetic freak of nature. Doctor said it's something to do with my collagen.

Through the servant's entrance

What the fuck is this image

Marry into one of the less lines, like Princess Beatrice or Zenouska Mowatt

I usually find it fifficult to find the correct place to grip thing like this. In which case its not the actual lifting exertion which is hard but the gripping.

Have you ever deadlifted with a warped bar. Its much more difficult because your grip is fucked

why? ...do you want to eat her dirty diapers too?

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Government idea: Allow autists the right to legally be put to sleep forever with injection.

yob culture

My child is developing breasts and it's making me uncomfortable. How do I politely tell my son Duncan to lay off the trans fats?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_oIUZw1ZbE

My Capricorn mother really annoys me lads. I had it easy in hospital. Send me back, I want to rent a room out

you should go down victoria lachie

Yeah I've heard.

Just battered Purple Aki in a bare knuckle.

idea: viruses as a form of population control

already in place

wank idea: Lady Margarita Armstrong-Jones

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Hello Mr. FBI.
Never gonna happen and you know it.

hnnggg

Me? NOT a fed. I am not a fed monitoring this board and Jow Forums.

Never, EVER...

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Want to personally thank all incels for not breeding, really taking a bullet for normal people there. Thank you for your sacrifice.

small pears
2 seems likely

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