/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

why aren't people kind to each other.

if you are white and can't get laid in your country you can just go to a non white country and get easily
but as a brown man it is not like that

I want to eat some hotdogs and play some vidya, anyone have Xbox?

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People are typically nice. You just pay attention to the annoying fags that like to scream at each other for no other reason than to start a fight.

Philosophy really isn't meant for Americans

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fuck cunt dogs
we've got a rotty but she never barks at visitors, only licks them

what a gay thing to say, kys

Anyone want to watch a movie?

gay is ok

ok

i don't like that dog copypasta. why would you hurt an animal because it barked at you.

because god says no

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Why won't my gf go down on me but I always do her

I can feel the heat radiating off my penis.

i don't want to speak to anyone for weeks.

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last movie i saw
imdb.com/title/tt0089461/

shes not used to tic tacs not being minty

Ahh dude I watch that, kino

I'm a inny not a outy

>whole burnt offering
how come the NIV doesn't wanna say Holocaust LOL

nice try heh

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eating pussy is gay

would you do heroin for $1000

midtown madness 3?

Heroin? No.. speed or coke, absolutely

Are you a faggot, eating pussy is the most manly thing (sex wise)

yes you boil them for a minute per side before baking

don't understand how some ppl find feet attractive

You have dark souls? I got 1&2. Halo 3&4. Counter strike. Battlefield 4. Left 4 Dead 2 and more

Yes, then I can buy more later

>>don't understand how some ppl find armpits attractive
Fixed for 2019

armpits makes more sense
feet are just feet
they are dirty

Armpits are dirty too

i have hot dogs, well, sausages

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Mexico vs Canada today

rooting for my leaf friends

scared of getting a job and learning how to drive and going to school
i don't think i would mind if i could walk/bike to work school and if school was free

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As I get older I can’t help but feel like this song was written about me...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8scSwaKbE64

Learning to drive is actually kinda fun user, don't be afraid

>So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.
BASED
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they once made me practice it when i was 16 by driving around in a parking lot and i didn't enjoy it all. it's so clunky and unresponsive and i could never transfer what i wanted to do in my head into and it felt slow from when i would turn the wheel to the car doing something. and making the car go above 20 mph made me freak out because i knew I wouldn't be able to control it
also 2 of my friends have died in car accidents which makes me not want to get into A car at all

> it's so clunky and unresponsive and i could never transfer what i wanted to do in my head into and it felt slow from when i would turn the wheel to the car doing something. and making the car go above 20 mph made me freak out because i knew I wouldn't be able to control it
after driving for a couple of years it becomes very intuitive, almost like an extension of your body

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I wonder what the criteria of researchers is for labeling something as violent pornography...

Probably some lame shit like *spanks her on the ass*

Driving is really fucking dangerous but so is riding a bicycle. I know more pedestrians that got hit by cars then drivers that have died...

Feeling like it's an extension of your body is good and innocent but also dangerous in its own way.

But getting to know your car well is really fun. One thing that everyone should do a lot of people never do is get in your car and just drive it around really close to stuff until you hit it so you know where the ends of your car are. Also helps if you live in a cold region to take your car into an empty parking lot and spin it around a few times so that you can know how to regain control of it in the event of unintended spin.

@(You)

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night hike went well, didn't get murdered. listened to some sad toons and watched the stars for a long time

youtube.com/watch?v=SOYkG5VMhp8

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Why does America you going to have a video of the ships in Iran LOL

Heck, we probably did it

>toons
fugg, I'm tired

gf and I got high and cuddled in a hammock

sounds nice!

War on Terror 9/11 Larry Silverstein Kent State shootings May 4 1970 Mikhail Gorbachev The Westington House Scandal Latin American Puppet Dictators Operation Condor Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein CIA Agents The Clinton Chronicles Waco Siege Kinder Egg Surprise The Clinton Blowjob Scandal Nixon Watergate Scandal The Fake Tibetan Protest of 2008 Staged Coup of Colombia Kandahar massacre War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden The Guantanamo Bay Illegal Occupation CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack by IDF Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis and the Turkish Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Iran Contra Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii the Illegal Colonialism of American Samoa Guam and other Pacific Islands the Economic Embargo on Mexico haole invasion the rape of Okinawa Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Russian puppet president Kinder Surprise

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it's very therapeutic, I feel like my mind is much more clear right now

what was meant by this

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youtube.com/watch?v=d12a1kJ0bL8

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roller skates

he triggered a lot of red flags, enjoy the watchlist

Lads....

It's a somewhat less retarded dog.

It was hamas

Meant mossad, i always confuse the names.

How many broads have you seen naked? If you tally up all the women you've seen naked, would your number be in the millions? Like every girl you ever seen in porn or on the internet in general, in person like from having sex or going to strip clubs or maybe your a pussy doctor or some shit, like if you're 30 you have to be up there given all the times you beat off in your life. I mean scroll through pornhub for 10 minutes and youll see like 1000 different pairs of tits and pussies. The amount of naked bitches we have seen would make our forefathers cream there breeches to death if they could see us.

Mossad and Americans there's no real difference. Jewish cuck machine.

youtube.com/watch?v=GHAYWBdCrF0

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IRL? Not including family when I was a little kid, not many. I'm a virgin but I've been skinny dipping before.

Just realized I misread the question. The answer is similar: not that many since I'm a virgin. Most of the ones I have seen weren't in a sexual context.

almost pooped in my sleep i think

how would you know if you almost pooped in your sleep

Doggo likes watermelon

because I was trying to poop in my dream and I felt it coming then I woke up

good morgen

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What does this date code mean?

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idiot

iktf, i almost peed in my sleep a month or two ago

there was a mass shooting and I know nothing about it besides that one picture of the guy and then the picture of him when he was shot

hello retard it's the 311th day of the year
i.e. November 7, 2019

I've never seen a date code written with the number of the day of the year on a food product before

What the FUCK bros
Usually I struggle to get out of bed for work and try to sleep in to the last possible second. Last night I set my alarm for 8:30, but then I woke up at 5:30, and now I can't fall back to sleep. I've counted calories and exercised a bit for the last few days, I guess that has something to do with it?

brain aids, sorry bud

Good morning, /cum/!

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something isn't right here

Pitbulls are stupid and aggressive vermin. They are fighting dogs and are difficult to train.

Dobermans happen to be one of the most intelligent breeds. They are very trainable because they were bred from and as working animals.

A bad Doberman is a sign of a bad owner. Having a Pitbull at all is also a sign of a bad owner. I suggest that you call animal welfare and see if you can have the dog confiscated and the owner restricted from owning any more dogs.

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dobermans are pretty retarded, sorry bud

no dobys are smart actually you retard

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basedball

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can someone explain to me the latex fetish
why isn't tight leather used instead? it looks so much better

Pretty sure I saw Ron Perlman getting wheeled around in a wheelchair at the Charlotte Airport yesterday