I want to have sex

imagine the stench

the pleasure of cumming inside her at the same time she does is not underrated at all

this
have sex hun

Always wanted to sniff an asshole, i wonder what it smells like

enjoy throat cancer

Huelen a culo, no se a qué mas esperabas que olieran jaja, salu2

Cheese

Like shit

Why not poke your own and smell it?

Probably like shit desu

Throat cancer? Lmao wtf you talking about

It smells pretty neutral, sometimes like poop

the girl I dated was odorless because she was obsessed with showering

>tfw I really really want to lick cute girl's pussy

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Me too bro.
My gf refused to do it for 1,5 month.
And she finally agreed to do it at the end of June.
Can't wait.

Lick cunny

Did the bull agree as well?

its fun m8. but sometimes she's gross and it smells so bad it's not even worth it

it's quite fun especially if you pin her down and she starts convulsing

I hope you have it in writing and not just on her word

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My gf pussy always tastes salty and nice

Yes

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This one time my fuck buddy was blowing me and I busted a load that made her vomit
literally LMAO at her the whole time

this but unironically

>it's overrated because I had shitty sex once
cope

this is your mind on virginity

change your diet jesus christ

Only a virgin would say such a thing

>ex blows me
>as I cum she ninja dives off the bed
>blast cum all over the bed
what the fuck was her problem?

even if i die a virgin i'm going to go to heaven and bang the houris god willing

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She anticipated as you can, you got to stealth cum bruh

kek
mine actually loved my cum and said it sometimes tasted straight up good

she was trying to trick you into tasting it too

the weird thing was that she'd drink the condoms if we had regular sex but apparently cumming in her mouth was forbidden. women make no damn sense.

Nah, blowjobs are nice tho

Gtfo normies. Why the fuck do you come here

Based

She said mine tasted like piss, shouldn't have pissed beforehand

Gotta hold the back of her head bro

Imagine the smell

>tfw no more sex privileges

Can a nigga get a crumb of pussy? Not asking for too much. There's as many chicks as there are guys so there's at least one for me. I lift,play sports,have some friends,go to uni,not a druggie,not a woman beater. What's a nigga gotta do for some pussy? Feel like now is the time when I should be getting laid since in a few years I'll graduate and be wage cucking 60 hours a week. Don't want my young years to be a blur of school and jerking off

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there's nothing like having a tight puss ride you proper
hold kjeft din jævla hanrei

why is her pusy so long

When I was 13 my cousin sucked me so hard I got spaghetti legs

I'll give you a hint, he's not a she.

You retards are obsessed with it to a point where it is rightful to say you are slaves.

t. 32 year old and wizard

that's pretty normal looking tbqh

eat shit and die faggot

Don't worry if I ever get too old I'll just get a bunch of hookers from every race

Well, or it helps having nothing but hate and disdain for other people in general.

I have that but still want to creampie a girl from all races

Have sex

Loselbelnd halts Maul

>creampie
>a hooker

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Sex is gay haha

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um huney when did i mention a hooker

guys how do I stop falling in love with every girl that gives me the slightest bit of attention

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My friend, if I knew. I wouldn't be shitposting on here.

I-I don't know...

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I already did.

>he doesn't know

Lucky, maybe you'll get to fuck 13 year old girls too

Nein du, Kartoffel Hans

I unironically don't anymore, when I look at the op pic I feel nothing at all. I don't even remember when was the last time I fapped.