I really wanna see some bant exchange between these two countries

I really wanna see some bant exchange between these two countries.

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Sweden: Germany
Germany: hm?
Sweden: Knäckebröd

Why?

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We slaughtered C*tholic G*rmans on the masses

Der Muhammadan.

nah we're bros man

Not much to banter, seriously.
We face the same problems...

They are both unfunny

Fuck off papist Habsburg bootlicker we smelted your Church bells and used the income to wage war

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i just dont like germans. nuff said

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swedish banter is mostly about the thirty years war, but jokes on them my family was on their side killing catholics. they followed the bohemian winter king into exile after his defeat at the battle of the white mountain.

You can shitpost protestant vs Catholic shit all you like, but your original p*ganism got BTFO'd. Bow to your masters.

How would you even know, it was from the 17th century.

Every church had a job to keep track of their locals. That was the priests job.

not him but my family pedigree is researched back to the 16th century

You can easily trace ancestry around these parts down to some random bum fuck village in the middle of nowhere. Because priests did a good job of documenting the population census, they even documented if said person was a intelligent person,criminal,basket case retard etc

You literally seem like the same people to me.

Complete utter nonsense

With germans seeming a little bit like inferior more autistic nordics, like danes.

They don't really teach anything about our history so most Swedes are clueless anyway.

Reminder that many westerners see Romanians and Bulgarians as if they were the same people too.

You literally come from the same tribes.

Huh?

I AM GEATISH not some German.

Blasphemy

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You too

Swedes are North Germanics, Germans are West Germanics
we're closer to the Dutch and even the English than we are to the Swedes

but in ro/bg case it's actually true

Found the germanoid with a proxy. Fuck off hanz we dont like you, and were not like you.

Why don't you speak for yourself faggot? I like Germans. Good machinery, production and the biggest Economy in Europe.

It's just sad that our countries are currently pozzed.

Halshugg dig själv hanz jörgen sheiße

What would they even bant about?

based

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> I like Germans. Good machinery, production and the biggest Economy in Europe.
German garbage Saab AB makes better equipment.

I'm betting all of Saab's facilities run on Siemens.

>tfw no swedish bf to feed me his schwedentrunk

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Not so, they just see the gypsies emigrating to their countries for gibs and pimping and they proceed to think that ooga bugars and romans look like those gypsies.

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But they do.

Wot

nej fö fan nu tar vi å häller bajsvatten i munnen på tyskarna gossar

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>Germans can't even build some aircraft alone has to ask the French for their brains
Sweden can do it all

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Behold your king, toothpaste.

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S C H W E D E N T R U N K

those planes are built by muslim scientists you stole

No this would be him.

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Thats gerard depardieu u dumbass.

God bless the Germans. Where would we be without the Hansa.

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fucking cringe. kys you disgusting german ape. rape of berlin best day of my life.

Germans love Sweden
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullerby_Syndrome

>t. Norrland

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m-men grönland....min vän.

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can I join dieses bruderschaft?

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Dumping anti pan Germanic propaganda

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lol why the butthurt?

wtf

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Im scanian you filthy commie pig.

This is now a Germany - Sweden friendship thread.

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Hold kæft din neger elskende abe

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Lmao why would I be a commie?

(you) need to go to bed, hans

SWEDISH BVLLS
>In one attack on Ingolstadt, the Swedish army held for ransom those clerics from the neighboring monastery who had sought refuge in the castle; when these returned to their monastery, they found that it had been “totally despoiled."
>When in 1633 the city fell to Swedish forces, the sisters feared the worst for themselves and their house, when the Swedish soldiers arrived, they took food and livestock and ravaged the nuns.

ok...folkmördar grönland imorgon då.
jävla eskimåjävel.

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Nah, we are sort of similar to danes maybe. Our northern populace. Rest not so much. Like the swiss we are rather celtic in the south with some Latin in there (less than swiss) but more slavic in the East.
To use meme language: Wheras swedes were Vikangz and "snowniggers" our ancestors were barbaric hordes and "forestniggers.

More anti pan Germanic redpills

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I really like Sweden, I'm glad we're somewhat quite close.

no reason. You just implied i was a commie by saying im a norrlander and posting röfwèn

An end to pan Germanic theory


Nords vs germanics

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You welcome, Belgium!

It was to Imply that nothing good comes out of Norrland and you tend to relate the least to Germans.

Dit land er en komedie

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Based! Fuck memes.

Germans...... Are of inferior kind

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Many people dont know that one of Germanies biggest Things is producing the Machines and Software others produce with.
Educated Person right here.

ÖH! Jävla inuitfan. Smaka på dem här.

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begå självmord igen grönlandsanon. ta en kniv och öppna upp blodådrorna din lilla eskimåneger

Swedes murdered 50% of all Germans......


Arrogance

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chilla, mannen

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>Watched on TV some movie about the First Schleswig War
>Genuinely well made historical drama, good production values
>Then all of a suddenly some random scene about some Danish soldier sodomizing a pig
No seriously why are Danes such fucking weirdos?

> schizo jew at it again

Go away kike

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Germanics must stand together. Love you, my Brothers.

You wouldn’t be here if catholic France hadn’t sided with protestants, because those pussies were scared of us.

Go to bed R1b slave.......


You brought over to serve my ancestors

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fuck off merkel

Germany under Swedish occupation

4/6 of all Germany under us

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Germans.....

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förstår inte hur grönlänningen kan vara så elak när vi alla vet hans namn och om hans tidigare självmordsförsök.

I love you grönland

Insolent child, respect your family. And stop with the wewuzzing.

The second and tenth commandment of nordicism speaks of german filth

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>107259414
>JIDF disinfo d&c

Are kikes even trying these days

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germans are a plague upon the world, a bug people with no history besides thay of subversion and war, with no real nation.
they are, much like the people they once despised, rootless cosmopolitans.
urbanite trash that chopped down their forests for industry...SICK

Jon Juãn pls go...

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I wonder what tribe could have an irrational hatred for Germans. Surely this is not suspicious at all.

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what does shit water taste like german pigs?
A shame we gave you that fetish through trauma.

How many of the "Swedish" posts here are made by that mad Pole?
Haven't seen a chimpout by him for quite some time now.

get it though your shit filled heaf that we hate you, hans. has nothing to do with poland. You ARE poles. Swarthy, mixed central european