I wish I was born in USSR and not in r*ssia

before r*ssian federation

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thanks friends

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after r*ssian federation

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You can move to North Korea or Venezuela

Do you have “good” stories about Stalin or the USSR? All we hear about is the American side about the USSR. I’ll post some I know
>During WW2, Soviet solider overhears someone tell their friend “That moustached bastard will be the end of this country”.
>He’s detained and taken to meet Stalin
>Stalin asks him to name the moustached bastard he was taking about.
>”Adolf Hitler, of course, comrade Stalin”
>Stalin turns to the soldier
>”And who did you think he was talking about?”

peak r*ssian architecture

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For me it's the classical anonymous magazin named "Magazin" N°something.

Haхyя oни вcё пoдpяд oблeпливaют этим yёбищным вeнтфacaдoм? Oн жe пиздeц кaкoй мepзкий.

is Paйффaйзeн a common (primary/well known) bank in Russia?

You can still enjoy a small can of communism though!

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before r*ssian federation

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Are you really comparing the seccond biggest economy of its time to two 3rd world shitholes?

More or less. Not very famous, but also still known.

after r*ssian federation

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I see, thank you.

All 3 have approximately the same quality of life

зaтo дeшёвo

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That isnt true and you know it

Why can't the second biggest economy produce bread, meat and toilet paper for its citizens? Ohh, the Soviet economy was a big fake.

But both look like shit?
If you want to post fancy a d good looking buildings try with the ones build when Russia was ruled by monarchy, all those churches, villas, palaces are now destroyed or in decay, with no interest from the state to restaurate them or make them museums of some kind, not even the traditional countryside and town wooden houses are safe, those with traditional symbolic carvings and all. So much from a country that pretends to respect and never forget their past until they realize their past ages clash with each other and you cannot even pick a side because the population is still divided and commies can still be barely criticized because suddenly muh war randomly appears as defending argument.

This is peak comfy tbqh.

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Can you tell me what it says on the far left and far right of the picture?

Also, is Гocт a word? Or is it an abbreviation?

An ukrainian commie told me this one.
>Gorbachev is in a hurry for a meeting
>He tells his driver to get in the back seat and begins to drive
>Two Transit Cops are in red square and see the car speeding by
>One goes to Chase it and then comes back to the other cop
>Cop#1:so comrade did you see whos care was that?
>Cop#2:i dont know comrade ,but it had to be somebody important.
>Cop#1:how so?
>Cop#2:his driver was gorbachev

Poor economic planning, investing too many resources to the military. But it was the cold war so what can you do?

>another babel tower commie edition
should have been built and the lenin should have collapsed on the whole building killing all the elites

I'm not sure but I think "GOST" is some kind of quality mark. As for the two sides, I think it's referring to the fat content?

oops

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>But it was the cold war so what can you do?
End planning and allow private property?

Wasn't that joke also used by Ronald Reagan?

1991 isnt a good reflection of the ussr you zoomer
>American and Soviet citizens eat about the same amount of food each day but
the Soviet diet may be more nutritious.
According to a CIA report released today both nationalities may be eating
too much for good health.
The CIA drew no conclusions about the nutritional makeup of the Soviet and
American diets but commonly accepted U.S. health views suggest the Soviet diet
may be slightly better.
cia.gov/library/readingroom/document/cia-rdp84b00274r000300150009-5

I have a feeling you'd suffer in the USSR. You also have nostalgia for a period you didnt live in which is a bit odd.

Great, so now you have more bread than you can eat. You've also now got a landlord.

This is what their russian site saying about them. It's google translated, so I apologize in advance:
Key facts and indicators of the bank:

More than 120 years in the banking sector, belongs to the international banking group Raiffeisenbank International
Included in the list of 11 systemically important banks in Russia
The regional network of the Bank is represented in 43 cities of Russia; it has 5 branches and 173 subbranches.
Credit ratings: Baa3 (Moody’s), BBB- (Fitch), AAA (RU) (ACRA), ruAAA (RAEX (Expert RA)
# 2 in the list of the most reliable banks according to Forbes
11th place in terms of assets in the I quarter. 2019 (Interfax-100 ranking)
7th place in terms of funds of individuals in the I quarter. 2019 (Interfax-100 ranking)

High credit quality and reliability of the bank are confirmed by international and Russian rating agencies at the highest level. The bank has one of the highest compositions of credit ratings in the Russian banking system. On June 13, 2018, Moody’s upgraded Raiffeisenbank's national currency deposit rating to Baa3, the highest investment level among banks represented in Russia. The international rating agency Fitch confirmed the high rating of the bank at the level of BBB-. Russian rating agencies also assign the highest reliability ratings at AAA (ru) from ACRA, the highest from Expert RA at ruA AAA, first assigned to the bank in April 2018.

Disbanding USSR was a mistake. I’m afraid we will never recover.

So basicly Rússia today? That worked out great

why r*ssia is so beautiful

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eksdee

>You also have nostalgia for a period you didnt live in which is a bit odd.
Kind of like all right-wing voters in America.

Ah, that makes sense. гocт and жиpнocть.
Thanks man

Yes because everyone knows americans are the best informed people about the ussr

Left and right is fat percentage (жиpнocть)
ГOCT stands for Гocyдapcтвeнный Cтaндapт eg State standards

GOST is a government approved quakity mark, now it's technically just a meme and the quality standards are much lower compared to the soviet ones. It's often used on food to confirm they follow the required standards. Nobody takes it seriously because the fines are laughable so most of diary and meat based products are made with palm oil, soy a d what not.

which communist country has the best aesthetics?

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ГOCT means "State standard". It's basically a list of regulations for each product.

>1991 isnt a good reflection of the ussr you zoomer
Imbecil, deficit was always a thing in Soviet Union. In 1991, there was a threat of famine.

19th century bridge before r*ssian federation

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How do you read these runes? Do you learn them on purpose?

after r*ssian federation

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Thanks friends

Yes

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Idk this was told by a friend of mine.
He told me Many more i cant remember them ,what cracks me up the most is he being a commie and telling these jokes

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>Source:your ass

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>Aй блять, yeбaлcя

Bet you see alot of inprovements because of those increases

good

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East germany>USSR>yugoslavia>rest

Was East Germany much different from the USSR?

Hans will reward you with 7 litres of gas.

Yeah, it's commonly known anecdote. But in russian version it's not nameless soldiers, it's Zhukov and Beria.

Anyway, in the Soviet Union everything earned by the Russians who actually worked hard was given to the churkastans.

why was in born in 90s r*ssia and not in 50s USSR I would live a short but happy life and then kill myself in 1991

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These look like our trams.

>He did it on purpose
youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

Damn, that's quite a long time. Along with a damn good reputation.

Thanks for the info man.

>what cracks me up the most is he being a commie and telling these jokes

Yeah, a nice cynical attitude about the system you live(d) in makes the jokes even better, I agree. (Though Reagan kinda put this thought in my head, but it's still accurate and makes it funnier)

they are czech

Russia should get balkanized. Ingria shall be free.

They are, Tatra trams were exported all over the communist bloc. There's even some in Pyongyang, North Korea.

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They're starting to vanish here, at least the round ones.
I think they're comfier than new trams though, nice big windows for the summer and all.

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Nice

Can you tell me what yeбaлcя means?

Why yes, these communists just committed mass suicide. How could you tell?

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>Venezuela

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my bad, i copied it over from Jow Forums to yandex, which fucks up the letters. it's used as "Fucked up"?

yeah pretty much

Curse word for hit something with something.

For example:
This man might have hit his head when jumped.
But we reduce this sentence with one word like
"This man might have yeбaтьcя"
Or
"This man have yeбaлcя".

welcome to r*ssia
enjoy your stay if you can

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If you want here is a commie hoje i hear from luso commies
>Two comrades go to limbo
>They are both told they Will go to hell, by they are given the choice betwen communist hell and capitalist hell
>In communist hell you get 2 buckets of shit a day
>In capitalist hell you 1 bucket of shit a day
>Guy#1:if its for the rest of time might as well just get One bucket of shit a day
>Guy#2:Im a marxist leninist until the end il go to commie hell
>After 1000 years they meet again in limbo
>Guy#1 is completly covered in shit while guy#2 is completly spotless
>Guy#1:w-what? Where you suppost to get 2 buckets of shit,how are you clean?
>Guy#2: you see comrade when there is shit,shortage of buckets,when we have buckets ,there is a shortage of shit

USSR was a vile, wretched, antihuman, uncivilized state. I am glad it has dissolved.

Photo of a cool taxi Ive taken recently owo

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Economically (our current wealth gap and wage stagnation is shit), taxation and crime wise they are correct but there were social and legal issues if you weren't the majority. Also, home life could be fucked for veterans families.

Have you ever heard that people think things are better somewhere else but will be just as miserable and our often ignorant of what life actually was like? No you jumped to muh glorious USSR because you saw that word and my flag.

Yes there were generaly more effective and making mecanical stuff then the rest of the eastern block, my father went to poland in the mid 80 and he told me that the poles would take polish shoes and go to the GDR to trade them for câmeras
Also communism athetics+prussian culture=top tier asthetics

>more effective and making mecanical stuff
Why did they have the absolute shittiest cars then?

+15, sovok

Oh damn, that could be useful.

So in Russian, would it be used like this? :
>Этoт чeлoвeк мoжeт yeбaлcя.

Americans are/were fed anti commie propaganda since birth you should be the last to Share their opinion about ex-socialist countries it gás nothing to do with mUh USSR , all countries have good things and bad things the American people are uncapable of seeing any good in socialist nations

Was there anybody that made good Cars in the eastern bloc?