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love chebs

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just woke up
feel absolutely fucked even though i got plenty of sleep i think

>Early one morning
>With time to kill
>I see the gallows
>Up on a hill
>And out in the distance
>A trick of the brain
>I see a lone rider
>Crossing the plain
>And he'd come to fetch me
>To see what they'd done
>And we'll ride together
>To kingdom come
>I prayed for God's mercy
>'Cause soon I'd be dead
>I hung my head
>I hung my head

brother, i assume you're the same dutch lad from years back?

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Who is this high elf again?

If you sleep too much then you never truly wake up.

mental

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Rurals are the only people with souls left.

>tfw the barman asks for ID and the only thing you've got on you is your v-card

How do you dress lads?

Shirt tucked in with a belt

well they have to put their own pants on for a start

all white linen, brother

She gets them out.

Don't wear dresses.

sounds gay as fuck
I let lads dress themselves

i've said it before and i'll say it again

effluvium runts OUT

gonna need some proofs on that claim lad

i stand in the corner

Two english roses

Lold

grow a pair

>why yes i do consider myself a dilettante of history

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When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
Oh joyfully, playfully watching me…

mad how fish is pink like minge and minge smells like fish innit

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=6giqmaLzS50
toilberg in action
someone needs to stop him

biggest possible crime is using the phrase "I've said it before and I'll say it again," and then following with something you've never said prior

its dawning on me that my laptop's reaction folder is far superior to my desktops.
*scratches bed sores*

i've said it before and i'll say it again, my self-confidence has never been higher and i am thrilled with my current circumstances in life

I've said it before and I'll say it again, whenever I need to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified using a single pronoun

wonder if we were meant to wash as much as we do
maybe being dirty is healthy

Don't think I am who you think I am, sorry

about 3 people itt

honestly fucking sick of the lot of you, all you do is post absolute inane rubbish

dont be sorry, silly
*kisses you on the forehead*

just leave lmao

inane rubbish

Reading this post while defecating

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Remember Perez Hilton?
He was the original celebrity gossip blog
My sisters used to visit his blog every day for the latest hot goss
Now he's this

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*reaches out and grabs your hand*
then I guess I don't have to apologise for what I'm about to do
*passionately kisses you on the lips*

The scran. Kvass and pancakes on a hot summer day.

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holy grim

he's turning into ron perlman

dont know who he is beyond your description no
absolute state however, seems like he's mentally ill

looks like skin

>multiple exclamation marks
Clear sign of an unfit mind.

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*tails raises in excitement*

Drum still ripped

He's turning into something

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I claim my rights to SHAG

what food do they eat in russia?

Sverigetråden is that way

piss off gay cunts

when i look into those eyes, i see no salvation

Why is his beard green, is he turning into a forest troll.

dont pull your trousers up we're just getting started

if I want to sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack

Jow Forums has consumed my youth

Same as UK but you can get fast food potatoes.

Uh hi, good afternoon, um, I've got a shag coupon I'd like to redeem
Yes
Your pengest bird please
Ah yes, I can wait, thank you

and more

once incels discover the concept of shagging debt and combine it with the concept of compound interest...

nooooooooooooooooooo

Lauren Loretta / Rhodes
You post 'em.

Have a lifetime shagger's pass, given to me by her maj herself

someone give me the deano copypasta

collateralised shag obligations will cause a stroke in the virgin incel

tried to move too many movies at once and now i think theyre frozen

AGAIN?

Mental how Ukrainian rebels just shot down a Dutch plane of their own volition.

let it go mate

shag leverage is a real thing unironically

*opens door and walks out towards you*
*grabs you firmly by the arm*
sorry mate, the birds are out now....you're going to have to make do with me...
*presses you against a wall destroys you boitwat*

Lads, just realised, there's no yanks ITT.

>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Smithster in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan

gonna leave it and tomorrow if its still frozen ill just delete them all and move them again but a few at a time

barron trump is very tall
wonder what happened there

Never gone on a proper tall ladder with more than five or six rungs.
Reckon my palm sweat would get my killed.

been asked out many times by girls
don't get why people say men have to do all the leg work, it's just not true

Just got my S plates off.

im on vacation

Lots of milk and started shagging early

thanks mate

alri literal Chad

insider shagging

Bird's shagstamp ran out of ink

This
Girls make it obvious when they want you

muppet

mental how some people stand on the black bit of a step ladder.

he's 13 wtf

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