Who had the best card?

bateman and allen, papyrus texture business cards are for yooneek fags

Paul Allen

>Aquisitions

holy fuck i just noticed that. the absolute state of hollywood

What the fuck is up with the phone number on bateman's? It looks like the alignment was decided randomly

Whats with the capslock?

Based gothic block lettering

Allen
Bateman
Van Patten
Bryce

Too easy

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This guy

And on all four cards too. What the fuck how did this get by?

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Dont you ever forget I gave you those dubs you cock sucker

Paul Allen

>And on all four cards too. What the fuck how did this get by?

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I’m too brainlet to get it. Is it just highlighting the fact that their lives are all a sham, and they are all unaware sociopaths? I’m more inclined to believe some prop designer fucked up.

Its british english retards

They’re all super focused on the minor details of each card they miss important shit

>indented lettering
>mixes virgin case with chad gothic block case lettering
>papyrus texture
>black text instead of bronze
not gonna make it

I vote Bryce

Its Romalian type you fucking idiot.

Easily Bryce
look at that texture

I dont get it...

It’s based British English josé

Americans putting Z’s in everything like dribbling babies.

It isnt even spelled with a Z in america though.

Acquisitions not Aquisitions.

Paul > Bateman > David > Tim

Lmao I didnt even see that. Thought anons were just shit posting.

Bryce is my personal favorite, the subtle but gentle texture, bold lettering, clear text, it had the most potential

Allen is definitely noticeably cleaner but you can see the gradient eggshell. But I feel it's too clean to a certain extent.

If Bryce could have just change text screen to bit bigger, bold the text a bit more and move the the company's name and number 3mm up it would have been perfect

>Also Patrick is worst card

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Lmao wasn’t the joke that they’re all the same

This.

acquisitions

van patten

I don’t understand this scene

The cards are all 95% the same yet they're violently competitive about them. Not much to it.

>We also get our hair cut at the same place, though I have a slightly better haircut

David is hipster tier, with that striped bullshit wooden shed like texture. Batemans pressed-in letters look disgusting. Like it's conveyor-belt produced mass consumed garbage. Bryce is ribbed for your holding pleasure, function over form - in a card.
Paul is best, besides the dots in the phone number. Looks disgusting.

>Doesn't appreciate Romalian type
Unfollowed

>van Patten

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no.. its a small detail added because the movie is him literally going crazy.

Bateman.
The pale, cool coloured of the backdrop calms and lays the parfect canvas for precise, embossed text. Who's sharp and clean cut lines are accentuated by the subtle gloss finish to the card.
It is clear, yet not boring. Well balance, though light handedly supported and presents the recipient with an art piece of a cradle. The others read of instant printing, and the creative construction of a real estate agent.

No it’s bloody not m8. Also why would New Yorkers even be using British English? Which it isn’t.

t. Bong

Obviously paul allen's with it's tasteful off-white colouring

Since Allen's and Bateman's card are clearly top 2, what's the 3rd winner? My bet is on Bryce, no bold text in the name and the texture is better.

Nigga you gay

>Obviously the best card; can't even read mergers and acquisitions on Patrick Bateman's

Timothy Bryce

100%

Small text, bad font, bad material.

Carruthers>all

Hey Paul

>Bryce
Sans-serif on toothy card stock. Absolutely disgusting.
>Van Patten
Toothy card stock. Gross.
>Allen
Good layout, but two fonts used.
>Bateman
10/10 would Jow Forums

I like Paul Allen the most. The cleanest. The most awkward one is Batemans. The fonts are even moving up and down.