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fuck the french edition

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the uk is gay af

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zo3's nostrils are like exhaust pipes

crack and heroin lads

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good edition

fuck off paki

alri jordy boy

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>Rory supporters
who are these wet wipes?
Tory Remainers?
Tory youth?
Closet LibDems?
Can only imagine that he appeals to incredibly middle class gimps

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thinkin bout ben and jerrys

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This is embarrassing

Thicc > skinny >>>>>> anything else >>>>> fat

Tbh

You know, for me, the hard man talk is only a meme. A lot people take me serious though for some reason.

rent free

BASED

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Made too many hotdogs. You lads want one?

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now I've finished uni am I allowed to claim welfare while looking for a job lads? I am unfamiliar with the neet ways

fuck off nigger scum

says that little bender that gets bullied by chess nerds lmaoooo fucking manlet freak

Fry up a big shit in the pan and eat it like a hot dog

Don't worry, I don't think anyone has been doxed on /brit/ before.

would demolish one
onions could've been cooked a bit more though

Theresa May esque, one nation, "we are the nasty party" tories

how dare you use that word?

Wait is that zoe at 16 mins lmao

Choking for some 25C summer days

>waitrose

no, but i do want cash, you absolute millionaire

You’d never be able to dox me pal. I don’t have any social media accounts and there is about 40 people with the exact same name as me.

would like one lad if you dont mind haha

they are actually really squishy and sweet. I grilled them for 20 minutes. they are just not charred because I covered them with foil so they would heat evenly

Looks like him at 26 mins as well

Positively Orcish

fucking hell you mentally deranged autist, do you seriously still remember, are you also here at all times? whenever i post you seem to recognize me, you know that story was bullshit for farming (You)s right?

nah no frenchies allowed kid jog on

based

>A 64-year-old man from North Yorkshire has been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter by an unlawful act by detectives investigating the death of Cardiff City footballer Emiliano Sala, Dorset Police said

FAR too much sauce

Do it. Now.

>the UK anthem is stolen from a french tune about a french king with anal pain

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Are you the chap that sells trinkets to naive tourists?

its all about frying the onions in the oil that runs off the meat pal i don't know what you were getting at with the baking tray

Those piddly breakfast sausages are not hot dogs

Mike O’Neill detected

toilberg has a habit of doing the thing where he quietly ushers me into a private room only to talk about something completely trivial.

plus everyone else treats me like im inexperience even though this job is half the work of my previous one.

would everyone of them remote workers on hero hours if i was management

THATS FUCKING NIGGER ZO3 AT 16 MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my days absolute state of this cope ahahahahahhaha you've never claimed it was bullshit before but i guess i keep bringing back painful memories for you

What a cockhead

>he cooks onions for his hotdogs
>he doesn't dice them into tiny, crunchy pieces (uncooked)

what the FUCK

malaponte doxed himself

get the fuck out of my kitchen

Asked a girl at work if she wants to go see Annabelle 3 with me next weekends. She laughed at me and said that it is "very unlikely" she would go out with me. Love is just isn't for everyone i guess.

If pikeys were all like o'brien I'd become one

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brits and anal pain...an old love story!

Dominate toilberg, shout at him and tell him you own his ass, he will submit and toilberg will be nothing but your puppet

>putting onions on anything

suck my birt

Listening to Chas & Dave

zoes too irrelevant and poor to ever be an oppo but on my mum if i had half a reason id fly bristol and show him a real booting no abh on a civvi nonsense silly little boy

Emmett Patrick Garcin, too

screeching

Hmm, ah yes. The notorious hard man. Watch out lads, he’s a dangerous chap kek

I would prefer cooked onions if I wasn't shite at cooking them.

yes, made a 58JOD profit last week.
imagine being you LMAO, literally spending all day posting in this general.

phwooar paki cunt’s getting blown the fuck out inne

yeah well we don't know his address
malaponte literally posted his own address

*yawns*

Wish the lad was here to defend himself desu

rude cunt hope you choke on your sausage

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absolute state of zoeys trim in this one and the cringe dancing ahahhahahah

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Is that a lot in your country? Fair play to you man. You have to feed yourself somehow.

just the essential range
they are if you put them in a bun with ketchup and mustard. maybe you mean they are not frankfurters? thick twat
I think you would reconsider given that there is quite a lot of bread
I prefer them grilled, brushed in vegetable oil. they go soft and gooey like your mums fanny that way

Oh my god this was only in 2016

fassy

which one’s the notorious Z.O.3?

your mum choked on my sausage

Wanna know what's based? The hot dogs they have at markets in Northern France

They're more like proper suasages in half-baguettes than those vile yank hot-dogs... They're truly delicious

French sausages are, dare I say it... Better than our own

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moist geeze g

Nah I like a tiny bit of sauce. Simple as. Not a fan of sauce I'm afraid.
16 mins and 26 mins YO YO THIS IS MY RAP YO

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they are

Ah yes, the non existent beemer and the semi automatic pistols. The only gun that fellas has ever seen is a water gun. Lmao, fucking state

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where do you sell your trinkets big man? i'll come to jordan and deal with you

Reckon we should stop with all this american hate might make them a little uncomfortable yeah

>driving a vauxhall
hahahah

the JOD is worth more than the pound, i actually have to give the tourist police in petra a large amount of cigarette packets to operate without them fucking with my work, which is fair i guess since i made a huge amount of money ripping off white scum.

me? finna bump this in the whip later based zo3 n ting

bought myself a bollock dagger

we know its you nigger
stop ignoring it

Its only Wednesday. Could've sworn we were further along in the week

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proper shotta's car

me? i drive a 2005 type r honda