/smg/ - Stock Market General

Escape the wagie life edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
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bought micron sold lcc today

first for no tastyworks in broker list
am sad

gtfo this is a cryptochad board. 5% gains in stocks are for soccermoms

I am sorry, I do not have the authority or will to change the OP. I will not take responsibility for such actions!
But you can try next thread kek

lci* i didnt want really i feel strong about both but more so about micron. mu will have strong earnings and shit guidance me thinks so ill probably buy more late september if it goes down again

When I purchase a put, do I have to wait the entirety of it before I sell? Or can I did out early to take profits?

To end my wagie life I'm teaming up with one of my normalfag friends to start delivering hot wings, because our town lacks any decent wings place while also being full of bros who love wings

How much would you pay for a 6 piece hot wing, /smg/?

Robert Mercer had it right. Get into investing so he could finally get a sick model train set.

Watching a multi-million dollar toy train set work must be like super-ASMR.

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You can sell the contract itself (most common) or exercise the put to buy the shares.

Thanks man. I did mean sell the contract. Is it more typical for it to play itself out? Greed if it's going well, or hope if it isn't?

Best wing recipe: trim as much skin as possible. Lightly coat in flour/starch mix. Bake at 450. Pull out when close to down. Sauce in pan already hot, toss with wing, finish in oven 20 minutes.

Delicious and way better than fried.

What recipe are you going to use?

ive done it multiple times already
someone hates cheap commissions

>be comfy
>delivering pizza in the middle of potato fields
>talk to friend about shitty life
>friend relates
>they talk about beating chicks with bamboo sticks for an hour
>all of a sudden stop
>look at each other
>i got a good idea that's going to get us out of this wage cuck life!!
>oh yeah whats that?
>we won't be delivering pizza anymore
>no delivering pizza? you got something better than delivering pizza?
>yeah
>what is it.
>wings.
>we are going to deliver wings

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first for Nap

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you generally want to get out with lots of time to expiration left so you recoup some premium. You don't really want to try milking them.

Yeah, but keep in mind most options contracts end up expiring worthless. You can buy and sell contracts anytime during market hours.

Thanks for making the thread, comfy
Tastyworks is pretty meh now that Robinhood does options too

I'm not sure, I used my mom's recipe tonight to try it out with egg/flour but didn't use starch. I'm going to keep trying different ones to find the most *superb* wangs
The owner of the store I work at rakes in 1.2 million a year post taxes from this pizza place, and he's paying us minimum wage. If we can keep costs down I think it would do well here desu

>The owner of the store I work at rakes in 1.2 million a year post taxes from this pizza place, and he's paying us minimum wage. If we can keep costs down I think it would do well here desu
why not just make a better pizza place that has wings and pizza?

It's okay, food industry is easiest place to make money.

that was one of the most stupid ideas ive ever heard. but i had a good laugh and if you think you can do it prove me wrong.

>trying to escape wagie life
>starting a restaurant
NO THANK YOU SENPAI
This nigga runs a chain store, so he has his supply provided to him by corporate
If I started my own I'd be responsible for my own supply lines (dough/toppings/etc).
The benefit of wings are... they are just wings. Fried pieces of meat. They aren't labor intensive to make
Without a corporate backbone, you're setting yourself up for a miserable, hard life

First for existentialism

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Comfy’s Wing Company!

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>why not just make a better pizza place that has wings and pizza?
Why not make a better pizza place that has suspiciously cum-flavored pizza?

We'll call it "hawt wangz"
Because, you know, penis

I think the bamboo-beating prostitutes porn segment is under served.

wings and salads.. chicks dig salads.. dudes love wings.. girls will not want to order wings if they can't get a salad.. their boyfriends will cave in because.. well because pussy.. and they will go somewhere else. the salads gotta be top notch though.. like get the girls pussy wet top notch salad. No joke man. Gotta be pro salad tosser

>The benefit of wings are... they are just wings. Fried pieces of meat. They aren't labor intensive to make
you are also a slave to chicken costs bro


just look at bww

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Chickens arent just your little get rich quick scheme you fucking pigs. Too many of them die already

You know what'll really help you toss a bitch's salad?
A fucking potato peeler.

Based animal welfare proponent

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$6,000 into something moderately risky, what would you do?

check out this clown

having some left over chicken wings right now in your honor salley

You are correct, it's funny because I don't eat meat because of ethical reasons.
Really activates the almonds, doesn't it?

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LCI. Maybe FB, SQ, or SHOP if you're a fag.

craps table

not gold

Also you make better margins on the sides/drinks than meat dishes like chicken. Selling mashed potatoes and muffins are $$ for places like KFC.

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move out of my parents house

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we have hogs at all time lows and large spec shorting for the first time, why arent ou buying up Cheap Meat

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LCI tomorrow. Sell a small amount before earnings.

Its all about making a sick as laundromat/vending machine spot that also sells smoothies/coffee

did you see the other day when RT faggots were REE'ing all over the place because they couldn't place orders because of fucking BITCOIN? ill choose the people who made ThinkOrSwim over RT any day.

hopefully globalism ends so we get more cheap foods and cheeses. Food costs are going down thanks to trump already.

american gangster starting on SUP

>more foods and cheeses
Dude what

Fuck I’m cucked by RH with my day trade limits

Is this $25k pdt limit to ensure wagies can’t accidentally get rich? I find it hard to believe that in the good ol USA, Uncle Sam has the “best interest” in mind for having an arbitrary limit for extracting capital.

Either way once I hit 25k I’m flying to the moon.

>watching TV

Post your 'folio.

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idk I've seen stories that cheese supply is at highs and lots of countries put tariffs on it specifically. Lots of milk oversupply.

This is a very good point, user

>watching TV
whats wrong with that?
I sometimes find good investments by seeing what the normies are seeing.

>I find it hard to believe that in the good ol USA, Uncle Sam has the “best interest” in mind for having an arbitrary limit for extracting capital.
Obama placed the restriction on citizens in 08'
to save us from ourselves

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weekend is coming

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the large fee's people usually have to pay makes it statistically likely that 99% of retail traders that try pattern day trading will go broke and lose more than what they bought in for.

Weekend is the best part of the week
Grim I like you but get a fucking hobby or something

Movie night movie night! You won’t miss it this time right fren?

I'm considering selling PHO (a water ETF) to buy FIW, another water ETF that's historically performed slightly better
GALT and PACB are both small-cap biotech companies that seem poised to spike in price soon

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>gonna be 90 degrees all weekend, all next week, just like the past weeks

How do I invest in this Heat

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long oil companies

but who is john galt?

He's ready. Are you?

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>finding enjoyment in things
Pretty sure I work that night too
Invest in water utilities

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I don't think those movie passes work anymore

Im think Honeywell
theyl makes air conditioner and fans

Reminder reddit got BTFO today

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Now you get a curated list of six movies to choose from or some shit like that. AMC Stubs A-List starting to sound better by the day.

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>exp 8/17
He was fucked even before earnings WTF
You should learn to play a musical instrument, girls like that and having one to slob your knob might make you happier

And so the wealth is distributed once again

if youre Grim reaper shouldnt you be out killing people

I just have to learn to be a billionaire then I'll wing it after that.
I retired. Now I stare at the wall

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Why not play it à la Elon Musk who lots of pop culture references into his shits ?

Why not... WING COMMANDER
You guys must remember this game series right ?

and nice dividends

and military weapons

>insists animal lives are worth something
>denigrates carnivorous entrepreneurs by calling them another animal
what did he mean by this?

how can i invest in india?

by shitting in american streets

look into snake charmers, nail beds, elephants, etc....
stay away from toilet paper/anything toilet related

wing commander was fucking awesome

im looking for serious advice only plz.

Invest in IT employment agencies and anyone who helps with sponsored visa programs in Silicon Valley.
>Unironically. Seriously the Indian and Turkish Economies are the two fast-growth economies I cannot be tempted by no mater how exponential their growth is.

India is a lot like China imo
I also think it is a giant exit scam
It's just they attract not that much attraction for now

telecommunications probably.. but like this guy said stay away from anything toilet related.

m.scmp.com/tech/article/2160072/redcore-ceo-admits-100pc-china-developed-browser-built-googles-chrome-says
>oh yeah this internet browser is 100% chinese made. Totally legit
>but it has lots of google chrome bits in it
>yeah right, but it is like android OS which is based in linux. And besides I already got the IPO money I don't give a fuck anymore sucker

lol @chink tech

you can sell at any time

Id pay 5 bucks + 2 for the delivery

>India is a lot like China imo. I also think it is a giant exit scam
i dont think so.
you have to remember that indians only recently discovered the internet. imagine all the things they will want after being exposed to western culture. there is a lot of potential thanks to untouched markets.

>Nifty 50

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I'll probably get roasted for this, but hear me out. I believe that India and China aren't comparable. In China, despite there being a lot of inflated numbers and shit, it's still a highly centralized administration with a well oiled bureaucratic machine. Yes there is still lots of corruption that is against the party line, but the most egregious offenders eventually get jailed when it becomes an embarrassment for the party.

India on the other hand is like the Wild West. My opinion of India as a place to do business was irrevocably damaged when I found out that the reason the Formula One Grand Prix ceased there was because some local government authority, trying to get their fingers in the pie, wanted to tax the F1 cars as road cars.Apparently every local authority seeing rupees just pulled this kind of shit, to the point where Formula One and Bernie Eccelstone, the man who was totally cool with running a Grand Prix while there was Arab Spring protests and human rights abuses going on in Bahrain 1 hour away from the race finally conceded to the teams and prematurely ended F1's run in India.

Just for comparison, there is still a Brazilian Grand Prix, a Chinese Grand Prix, I expect the Russian Grand Prix will continue for many years.
maybe I'm extrapolating this one data point too far, but it strikes me that the syncretic nature of India's administration just makes it a worse place to do business than China.

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I don't know much about Indians
The huge market meme was the trap the chinks have promoted in order to steal whities' money and technology

But truth be said, I don't much about Indians

I don't if they are honest in overall, if they believe in strict accounting practice and think in the interest of people outside of their families
Those would make me more confident as an invrstor in their country

Oh, and how is this for Bureaucratic Bungling - four years after the last event they still are chasing F1 for 14 million dollars in back taxes that were supposed to be paid by the promoter. While also forbidding the promoter from deducting taxes in the form of payments to F1's management body. How is it that the country of Kautilya create such a bureaucratic quagmire!?

forbes.com/sites/csylt/2017/07/12/formula-one-burns-up-14-8-million-tax-bill-on-indian-grand-prix/#45fd2df9aae2

The Grand Prix was meant to generate 170m in revenue and employ thousands of people, but let's fuck that up to get our sticky fingers in the till for a few million.
I don't know if this reflects negatively on Indian people (which is as vague a term as saying 'Europeans' or 'Syrians' because multi-ethnic) but it certainly makes me sour to the prospects of orderly investment opportunities on the Sub-Continent.

Meanwhile in China, there is someone holding the stick, there is someone in charge - it's still nowhere near as transparent as the west - but it's streaks ahead of India IMO.

Interesting thx m8
I know India and China are very different countries
Even if China is more advanced in their legislative system, there are still many things to sort out
I can say that even right now, it is a fucking meme

see the link I gave about a chink "tech" company claiming having created a 100% chink internet browser...
the worst thing is, the CEO isn't even ashamed of his lies. This trait is what reinforces my belief that China actually creates very little value.

My dad is an engineer who went to germany to tour some specialized products at a convention. He said the chinese there were awkwardly snapping pictures of every little detail of the stuff on display.

>there are still many things to sort out
Absolutely. And that browser thing speaks to the heart of an interesting problem about China. The lack of indigenous innovation.

It's always struck me that if you look at the most valuable brand names in the world, and if you strike out airlines, almost all of them are from the US, Europe, or Japan. The Japanese do do innovation, but more importantly they know how to market it.

China on the other hand, do these boldfaced lies because 'muh patriotism' yet are just copying and duplicating. That wouldn't be so bad, after all, what's so innovative about Apple or Coca Cola or Nike? Except - no one is saying:
>'fuck me I NEED a Huwai phone'
>'man when I make it I don't want an Italian Lambo or a german Merc... I want a Chinese GREAT WALL motor
>>NO ONE EVER SAYS THIS!!
What the implications of that are, I don't know, but I think it's something to discuss.

I think it is easy to fall for the "stronk communist leader" meme
China gives on air of total and absolute control which makes me believe they are on the verge of losing it because of so many problems lurking underneath

Besides, I believe order doesn't entirely come from laws but from the people themselves : how were they educated, what are their belief, their fundamental values etc
And the chinks are all about profits, struggles and trample over each other for gains.

Look up the the milk power scandal in China
Really, putting melamine in milk power for babies to achieve better margins ??? even if there are no laws against this would you really do this as a human being ? The chinks didn't fucking care

Hahaha

I have talking about my thoughts about countries' ability to create NARRATIVES

I am fond of the nips for example

They can instill lots of values in most of their doings. Even if a Japanese product is fundamentally very simple, they can still sell it for a higher price. (Japanese exporters can often justify higher margins than their foreign peers)

Just for a second the impact the Japanese on the world :
- gaming consoles
- manga and animu
- thei cuisine

And now the chinese impact:
- cheap shit
- fake shit

some guy yesterday reccomded top Death stocks

SCI
MATW
HI

considering

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Do you get discount on their services by holding their shares for a certain amount of time ? (like F or CCL)

>in Yahoo Finance,
>they are classified as "Consumer Cyclical"
>top kek

lol they could definately moon their stock if they offered 25% discount on caskets to shareholder