Culture Pals /cp/

kot edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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Website with pastas and scripts:
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/deadpals/

what a qt

man did one of you guys go on a fake account scripting spree or something? I got visited by way to many girls today(potentially attractive ones)all at the same time

Why weren't japs or ukrainians here, in /cp threads?

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

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there’s a jap user looking for a white gf
haven’t seen him posting here lately tho

>The next year I will be going to college in South Korea

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/cum/>>>>>culture plebs

Would you settle for a 2nd world gf (boy)?

Cheat mode lvl for u

Fuck interpals, dead ass site

I also remember one Ukrainian. There was also one pal in vacations in Ukraine.
We used to have a Japanese girl with big tiddies. She was in a relationship for a while with another pal.

Know anything with less brainwashed contingent?

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How do I get good at writing to girls? It's something I have always sucked at, it's just so uninteresting trying to hold a conversation just to keep her attention. How do I improve?

They're just like you man... Don't stress. Throw jokes. Talk like if you're on an imageboard unironically. Your flag is also good to get girls to talk. Really... Don't worry :)

This handsome Turkish dude hits me up
And I think I would want to date him wtf is wrong with me

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Yeah... I remember threads being made about her on Jow Forums
There's this guy that now knows where she's working and went to Japan to try to find her

having an issue with this
girls reply to me if they find me attractive but once I start trolleying on as if I’m on an imageboard they find me weird as if I’m speaking a whole other language
so far gone at this point that the only people I can even speak to are ones that use Jow Forums(nel)... how the fuck did I get this bad

Listen to this guy, he knows what he talking about. But...
>They're just like you man
nooo, they much worse actually. They not even true humans.

talking about movies kind of work sometimes.
it leads to other things.
>Talk about Taxi Driver
>Ask about saving prostitutes

has Clàudia been messaging you lads at all?
been a couple weeks since I last messaged her, but I hate messaging people once they don’t reply to my last one

Apparently everyone is having the same problem as you bud

aaaaaaaaa but she’s so nice ):
just NEED a qt I can sperg out to, not even to date her

literally who

you don't, it really depends on the girl giving you something to go off off. kind of like any conversation with a human

So fucking horny lads

so this is the italian """"chad""""" i've heard so much about

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>this guy is considered a chad
wewwww

any of you fucks still talk to Arslan?

she blocked me like 6 months ago because I was too boring

link her profile

>need to make 1500+ word article
>managed to shit out 130 words so far.
>I remember one of my replies on Interpals actually reached 4000+ words.

fuck it. I will listen just listen to youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

love this song desu

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HERE TO REVIVE THIS DEAD ASS GENERAL

I AM THE SAVIOUR OF MANKIND, AND I AM THE MANKIND OF THE SAVING.

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post views

Back in my prime

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slightly pissed
i just saw someone say
"would like to have meaningful conversations"
well, it's a two-way street.
how the fuck can one person force "meaningful talks" constantly?
everyone is bound to be shit at one point and what makes the meaningful convos meaningful is that they're not forced.
they just happen.

obsessed with it for some weeks now.

post recent :3

link ANY GIRL on this website and i will make her fall in love with me, GUARANTEED

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/Erikgb1

Fuck britain gents

/erenburgk

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I WROTE TO HER BUT SHE HASN'T RESPONDED YET

FUCK OFF AUSSIE

Get a full veil wearing muslim girl to send you nudes and I'll be impressed

I might have to message her if she doesn't respond to you
/MilaTheCat then

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>my neighbor used to say that women shouldn’t go to college because we just finally end up at the kitchen. But I’ve been trying to break that

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Watching Gattaca

He's told me the same. What to do?

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Ask him if he's a cuck

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...and then?

Fuck his gf?

What if I'm not her type?

Wish all my friends didn't stop talking to me

hi friend

...anyway I'm not in a good form today in any sense, because I've slept 4hrs only, and it's gonna be a long day.

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Why did you sleep for only 4 hrs?

Rape is the only solution

Yes i do

Bald Jawbrah

Searched for some important documents. Then planning a vacation with my gf, arguing with her (we argue pretty often since the very beginning, always like that).

>having a gf
Take the bf pill.
Also, arguing is normal unless there are guns involved. :')
Did you find what you were looking for?

Russian qts be like

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I'm not even kidding anymore, I really wish I had a loving significant other

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>Take the bf pill.

No thanks. I'm not against LGBT-community, but it's not smth I feel like participating myself.

>Also, arguing is normal unless there are guns involved. :')

We had a small fight once. And I've already lost the count of how many times we were close to break up.

>Did you find what you were looking for?

Not at all, and it looks like I have to invest a fair amount of hours in order to get all those papers done.


"Mistakes were made", y'know. I feel bad about 1937, but I've also heard that Gini coefficient during his "dictatorship" was pretty low, which is always a good thing. Not mentioning other small cute things, like space exploration and kicking that stupid and pretentious austrian painter.

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>kicking that stupid and pretentious austrian painter.
>that was a good thing

I was joking about the bf pill :')

>We had a small fight once
did it involve guns? :3
hopefully not.
I maintain that arguments are normal
just not the ones where you hit each other or say very shitty stuff.

Perro caca

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>And I've already lost the count of how many times we were close to break up.
I've broke up with my gf for almost every single fight we had until I fucked off for good because I couldn't bear it anymore. If you fight that often and feel awful about it then it's not healthy.

I stopped replying to her and lost her number

HEEEEEEY HEEEEY BABY I WANNA KNOOOOOOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

Tasty

What are you cuties doing on this fine day? I overslept and just woke up. also bump

i’ll just settle for befriending koreaboo girls. that’s where i belong

Today its an holiday here

headaching

kek, opposite for me. I underslept. Barely got any sleep last night.

can I befriend you?

lads was me. I know I shouldn't have messaged her because I'm gonna end up ignoring her again eventually but I was feeling lonely one day and I messaged her. didn't get a reply for over a month so I assumed she blocked me on account of all the ignoring but she messaged me today :DDDD
feel a little less shit today :)

Last day on holiday so I'm getting my shit together and then will take a walk and find food

the post is deleted, what was it?

>what is desuarchive
it's not that big a deal, I guess. I just messaged a girl after not speaking to her for 2 years. randomly ignored her messages and stopped chatting. last month I messaged her hoping she'd respond. she didn't so I thought she blocked me. but she replied today. I'm just happy about it

/sadafali looks like my favorite sports commentator

Oh yeah I remember you. You were the guy with some eastern euro girl, I remember talking to you about that as well as my qt.

Sadly, I messaged her and got ignored. Wonder if anyone has her lewds.

Me too, but I just called her Mia Khalifa and asked when's the next vid coming out

Problems?

We fought only once.

>I remember talking to you about that as well as my qt.
and you were the guy with the QT who wouldn't send nudes. any progress?

Same shit. I get recognised now because I always bitch about her on here. Still no nudes or anything. She at some point did say she was planning to meet me but it seems to just be empty promises. I feel like she lies a lot and I barely believe anything she says, especially what she says about having feelings for me. I know that its best to just dump her and ditch her at this point but I've invested so much in her, almost 3 months of talking to her that I just can't.

do you like her though? or are you in it to look at her fun lady parts

Unfortunately, I do. Or else I would have just ditched her when she said she didn't want to send nudes.

shes coming in just 5 days! i can't do this lads i am too autistic

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You can do it. If you sperg out, remember that she is just visiting.
the humiliation won't hurt so much.

A very qt magyar gril viewed me.
She seems interesting and I am afraid that I won't have anything interesting to say if she messages me.
But also thinking if it's an elaborate catfish..

where is she from? why do you like her if you don't trust her?

i wanna get a qtie christian gf
are there any on there?

im gonna spaghetti all over and destroy what little self-confidence i still got left

it'll be awkward in the beginning but don't be discouraged by that. it's normal. once you break the proverbial ice, it'll get much better. depending on how long you've talked to her for, I'm guessing she'll know a bit about your autism and she'll be a little nervous herself
you'll be fine, lad. experience is the best teacher

>im gonna spaghetti all over
you can't say this for sure.
it hasn't happened yet and you need to remember that your qt is the visitor, you're in your turf.
you've got things going for you :)

>breaking the ice
so, do you like... stuff...?

oh it won't be so bad. she's not a complete stranger. you'll have some shit to talk about

Can't you find christian qts at church?

qt coming in 3 weeks

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Where from?

SHE FINALLY RESPONDED BUT SHE SAYS IN HER PROFILE THAT SHE ONLY LIKES TO TALK TO EAST ASIANS

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