/brit/

setting the alarm for 5 edition

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he is a rapper

Based

hate those weird professional types who are always climbing the ladder
>ugh yeah dude I'm really passionate about my career in foxsquallowbollocking
piss off you soulless freak
you toil to live, not live to toil

3 hours for a train from Newcastle to London... wtf? thought it was 6 hours at least. when did it get this fast?

chawkey are law

start getting paid at 6am since that's when im officially on the clock but i dont even start working until 7:30 and then i get paid all the way til 5 but i often stop working at 2:45 haha get fucked toilberg

you have the nerve to say that when you come here and ruin our general?
fuck off you onion selling cunt

Reckon we're all a bit genderfluid honestly
every one of us has a dominant gender side to them, but a part of them, a small part, or a significant part, is spiritually the other gender. I am a man, with a male mind and body, but perhaps in some nature I have a female side, a feminine shadow
There have been female writers in history, married with children, who nonetheless have regarded their creative side as their "male side"

This might be related to Jung's animus and anima concept

Oh no it's definitely my farts
I feel like I know what my farts smell like
I almost like the smell of my own farts, like it's comforting

Zo3 is hard incels on the ropes getting upset

poo

zoe is based

Fucking starving and guessing the gf hasn't cooked dinner rreeeee

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He is a rapper

nigger zo3 is actually an embarrassment jesus fucking christ im lmaoing at these rap videos, the absolute state of this wannabe thug

They finished electrification in 1991 literal grandad

I've been back in the beer wagon since friday
I'll have a break tomorrow but I needed this today
fresh start

2 rashers
2 sausages
2 black pudding
2 slices of toast
1 egg
beans
mushrooms and tomato
3 cups of tea
down the gullet
bish bash bosh
job done

simple as

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did you ever get into early 2010s pop punk lad?

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

damnation equation solicitation invitation invasion standardization.

sarah jean underwood is too good looking

Convinced that half the colleagues in my team don't actually do any work all day. Not going to rat them out though because I'm not a snitch.

Ambivalent towards most personalities but 190, Schizo, and Moni can go in the bin

fucl

I did not. Honestly didn't even start properly listening to music until I started uni. So I'm playing catch up on a bunch of albums that everyone else has already listened to. Is there any good 2010s pop punk I missed and should listen to?

Name/tripfags think about this for a second. Moni tripfags, copealone namefags, schizo vpn/namefags. Do you really want to end up like these people

Test

LOL
job actually called my references hehe fuck them
didn't know they did that

hate this prick arse shite wanky poo willy cunt bum site desu

Hiro displaying that world renowned Japanese super-efficiency again

the servers are down

did /x/ post the alien pic again?

Whats this fucking gook DOING FFS

Was having withdrawals

alri lads

we're back

might go wank to something deviant

went and bough a pair of trainers while chon was down

rory stewart knocked out... thoughts?

ZO3YS BARS MELTING Jow Forums HQ SERVERS

it looms

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inevitable

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a message to my haters:

brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all ya dont I do SO BOOM with that attitude peace punch captain crunch Ive got somethin you cant touch BANG BANG choo choo train wind me up Ill do my my thang reeses pieces 7up mess with me I’ll mess you up

life in canada is exciting, now I am no longer choked by shit-colored air, I have a burger-sized house, and I own a car

fuck britian, should have left sooner. There's nothing of value in the isles

The evening tea

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Blog on, uninterested.

Can anyone recommend me some nice, brown boots?

have no standards at this point
as long as she isn’t MASSIVELY overweight or physically deformed and at least pretends to like me I’ll take her

I'm not sure I could adapt to clean air

>tinned sausages
Grim.

might wank the willer

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

How many cities in England have a metro system?

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lol

ex's father sent me a friend request on facebook
knew the bastard was hard up for friends but that's a low

One, London.

I'll guess 4, Pengdon, Birmingham, Manchester and Leeds

how much do you have to spend?

Just an advice don't come here anglos are not tolerated. Pick Austria instead it's nicer

Glasgow and 'Castle

remember having them slimy-face potato things one time and they were even worse than I was expecting them to be. literally hollow on the inside, where I was expecting them to be like potato waffles

beyond grim

don't be so judgemental
i'm lonely aswell

I went outside yesterday and not only saw a deer but also a bear eat out of someone's garbage can. It's storybook, and then I was still able to get on a train and go to work in a city that isn't london.

>Glasgow
>England

Zo3y frantically refreshing Jow Forums every 20 seconds to see if it's still down while gangbanging in the hood with his urban pals.

Why are polacks so violent?

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get bbc1 on now lads and support our brave lionesses

who the fuck actually checks preferences
I've NEVER heard of that happening before

Why did London vote this terrorist in to serve as mayor? I can't believe it

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Some proper slags on that team. Wonder if they ever lick each other's fannies as a prank haha

Give it to me straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pears.

I thought you lads had died and gone to heaven without me.

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>his urban pals.

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get aroused by strong (muscled) women guess that means im extremely strong

Based Sadiq

london is

How many mandem do you know that shutdown Jow Forums

>types violently
>gets 3 (three) years in jail with hardened cons

love this country...

already 1 hour between birmingham and london
hs2 is pointless

It's one of the shittiest LARPs
Even 190 isn't that much of a LARPer

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Up to 180

I am as well. Nolan is in town, making some kino and i'm a part of it.

No metro in Leeds, we prefer to admire the architecture from above ground.

rate it a 3/5 personally

Why’ve you got a yank flag

still better than ireland, fuck republicans and fuck the pope

only real one is london

nothing in birmingham except a singular tram line that goes to fucking wolverhampton

For me, it's Japan

Two, Glasgow and London. Tyne and Wear has a rapid transit that could qualify as a metro too I suppose

yeah I mainly asked because it was very much in tandem with emo music at the time. Although it is a bit different listening to the albums when you arent a teenager anymore so I dont know if you would like any of it. although if you're interested:
>title fight - shed
>The Wonder Years - Surbubia
>The Story So Far - under soil and dirt

Got banned from 8ch lads

need a gf from milton keynes

>whole site goes down
>everyone still talking about Zoey

Rent free

part and parcel

for what