Middle Age

What is your excuse for not buying the French video game A Plague Tale : Innocence available on PC, PS4 and One ?

Story which takes place in medieval France during the Great Plague.
Beautiful medieval scenery
Female protagonist (a bit like Joan of Arc)
White protagonists
Epic medieval music

I hope you have a good excuse for this.

youtu.be/eWM7d3TH_eg

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Can I run it on a laptop?

It looks boring

It's £40 and only 10 hours long

store.steampowered.com/app/752590/A_Plague_Tale_Innocence/?l=french

I think yes, mini 660 gpu

I don't play games I can't play at ultra 60fps. Gonna wait till I can upgrade my gpu

already have it, its pretty good AA title

Try for the atmosphere

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games are boring to me thats why

I hope Sony will do an alliance with this small studio

Come back to the right path, my friend

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because I've already pirated it and finished it
>the rats of us

>pirated

You are a bad boy.

it's not worth buying
the scenery and graphics are wonderful, but it's linear and you don't have any effect on the story,
it's not a game really, an interactive movie
not paying 45$ for a shitty movie

and the story is so fucking predictable
i knew his illness was a supernatural gift trope from the first 3 minutes

Based, go buy a online game were you can replay the same 10 maps for 200 hours.

isnt stealing haram?

it's not stealing it's war bounty
i'm an online conqueror,my PC is my noble stead, my keyboard is my sward, raiding crusader fortifications

I have it on my wish list, I (almost) never buy games after release

better figure out how to game with only one hand left

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cringe

that faggot doesn't even scare my cat, and I've seen her run from a baby mouse
behave or i'll fake taxi your ass

wooppsie, now it's more than just one hand

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Because it's anti-Christian propaganda made by SJW developers

>SJW developers

Proofs ?

he's a retard, it went out of it's way to be christian apologetic, even having a scene where the inquisition bishop (?) gets excommunicated

French studio

>Sweden the most SWJ country in Europe
>Calling France SWJ

>What is your excuse for not buying the French video game
>Buying
>Buying a video game
>Buying a *French* video game

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never pay for something that you can get for free.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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I'm not stupid enough to buy a fucking game.

I hope that your favorite rum is french from french islands in Caribbean

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Va fon culo

I have a laptop from 2010

LeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeL