>Be Northern Portuguese
>Family is all Northern Portuguese back until I can trace them to the early 1800's
>Do 23andme
>Spend 100 fucking Euros on this
>Get these results
What in the ACTUAL FUCK.
Be Northern Portuguese
Ayden White
Nathan Sullivan
Kek you're dad is a Gallic BVLL
Luis Stewart
Matthew Bailey
Either you are adopted and they never told you or your mother cheated on your father.
Levi Parker
You remind me of...... me
Jackson Perez
You're adopted m8
Lucas Lopez
What's the second region in French and German?
Liam Adams
I look just like my dad, so that's out of the question..
Grand Est.
Dylan Clark
That's my region. Well your results tell you have two French grandparents, most likely on the same side
Aiden Howard
>Frenchmen moving to Portugal
Isn't it usually the other way around?
John Cooper
Do you understand that it tests for typical genetic markers of that region and not your actual ethnicity.
Aiden Bell
How the fuck is this possible?
Levi Ward
Who knows. What's your haplomeme ?
Jackson Walker
R1b-L21
Nicholas James
Fake and gay. That's not your results
my results image.
Lincoln Morales
all western gayropoors are identical, dont worry about it
James Morgan
French confirmed
William Hill
I'm half-Armenian.
Easton Ross
What?
It's more Brit and Irish
Nathaniel Baker
white (based)
not white (cringe)
Isaac Gomez
>white (based)
I'm half Armenian.
I'm not wh*te.
Josiah Torres
t. 100% whitoid
if you are totally portuguese what did you expect? to be 10% polynesian. why did you even did the test? for fun?
Samuel Davis
heh. sorry pal, armenians are indeed white. Since your other half is Russian, I can conclude that you are white.
Christian Reyes
based frenchman pollinating portuguese women
Dylan Lopez
Xavier Watson
my results dont really match my family tree either, one of my great grandpas is from poland and so are his parents so I would think i'd be about 12.5% polish, but it only says 0.7% eastern europe. I guess they may have just moved to poland though as i dont know much about them past 1890s. also expected closer to 50% british and irish as my dad has 85% and my mom has a little. I guess that might be in the broadly nw euro shit. my dad's tree matches his dna test exactly so i guess mine might as well
Ian Wilson
I'm guessing Euros who could "blend" moved a lot.
Isaiah Martin
Does this shit (23andme) actually work? I thought it was a scam
Bentley Moore
Answer me this my tuga friend. My father is portuguese, born in Vila Real, his whole family is Portuguese as far as I can tell (he have records from even the mid-1800s of his family) yet he has a germanic surname (Lohrenz), he doesn't know anyone on his family that was not-Portuguese, I know that in the Azores people have non-Portuguese surnames such as Bittencourt or Brum, but I don't think he have any connection with those people either.
How common are mutts from other parts of Europe in your country? Did you know any of your portuguese acquaintances with foreign surnames?
Noah Perry
>sicily
hahahahaha
Liam Bell
Just because of that garbage picture, the answer is, fuck you mongrel apezilian.
Isaiah Hughes
You guys were the authors of that picture, it is from a Salazar-era piece of propaganda. Here's another one.
Jayden Myers
They surely baited the UN, to keep the colonies.
Connor Scott
Are the yellows supposed to be from Macao?
Azores was populated by non-Portuguese immigrants way back because mainland Portugal couldn't get enough Portuguese settlers on it's own to populate those low-prospect places. There's a touch of french in the way they pronounce the words. Most were still Portuguese, many from Alentejo.
If we take Eça de Queiroz's work to be representative of the period, it would seem there were already some wealthy foreigners in the broader area of Lisbon and Sintra.