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how do we stop the ' menace, lads?

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I mog them

Got the acoustic guitar out lads, any song requests?

There was an Irish lass who had an allergic reaction after fucking her dog and died

me? runt in every sense
also me? shag weekly
also me again? earn 40k a year

timestamp or fuck off pooboy

What the fuck was his problem?

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Love it when they diversity hire Indians but only pick people from the priest/royal caste.

I shag

love me tender please
also do the song by the same name haha

drove in a retarded slouch position for a little while and now my back is killing me FUCK

state funded nonce hunting teams like the ones on yt in every county

Too many Indians existing

routinely make posts on Jow Forums that imply I am significantly more cultured and traveled than I really am or am ever likely to be

not got any food in house

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the ballad of grimaldi by peter doherty

typical norf subhuman

you should see if she’ll let you shag her without a rubber, polish escort ive been slamming lets me do her raw for an extra 50

whats uni like

eating a choco cookie dough ben and geralds ice cream atm

go to sainsbury's

it's like you don't have your seat set up in an ideal racing position for nipping to the shops

grim if you don't have mates

fun if you have friends
dull if you don't

threatening to rain as soon as I get the clothes out on the line
fucking fuming at the meteorologists for giving us this day of shite

well obviously since they're the only ones who can afford to leave that shithole of a country

Only good if you leave your room (I didn't)

youtube.com/watch?v=FqVFWUTiCKs

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depends
>what are your friends like (if any)?
>do you like your degree?
>is your degree going well?
>are you ugly?
etc

love a tub of ben and jerrys
you just have a scoop
then its a tub
then you're down at your local with a back of fags
then you're doing speed in some random geezers house

Teddy Atlas...now there's a man's man.

>ben and geralds
prefer haagen dazza myself haha

great laugh
loads of birds
get off your tits and smoke weed all the time

full of southerner freaks and foreigners

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Genuinely can't cum from missionary unless I choke the fuck out of my gf, am I fucked in the head?

>Shagging prostitutes raw

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southerners are the lifeblood of Britain

>are you ugly?
doesn't even make a difference
top shagger in my block in halls was a skinny nerdy looking bloke, absolute legend though

womanchild

Got the self-discipline of Jeremy and the imagination of Mark.

on your knees, Mesut

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Shagonistic treadmill

have sex incel

how do i make sure i make mates at uni do i need to do it all at freshers

>Sky Sources say the Government will delay the introduction of a porn age verification scheme which was due to come into force next month
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1141425981246398464?s=19

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I might rush you with my friends
you'd be wounded you'd be crawling
but fuck it man jook him again

'member when Jeffo admitted to going down on an Ethiopian prozzie?

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isn't that alonso

youtube.com/watch?v=gn9f38xRP4E

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did you live with whiskertwink

you sound bitter

yeah mentally a complete wreck

fit in that video, mind

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Rewatching Chernobyl and getting giddy imagining all of the opportunities present for testicular annihilation during the whole incident. Could be something as mundane as having Dyatlov chuck a clipboard right into my spuds or have them crushed in one of those massive metal doors, to something as dramatic as having them blasted to smitherenes by the exploding reactor core or getting them crushed under a piece of rubble. Imagine draping your testicles over a chunk of irradiated graphite and wincing in ecstatic agony over the ensuing weeks are your bollocks gradually turn necrotic and rot off.

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wasn't aware brits had 20+ months on their calendar
is it separate like the metric system?

Jeff is unironically considering becoming a tranny, the bloke has never been all there in the head

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>did you live with whiskertwink
who?

made up cope shite

Bit of an obscure meme for you lads haha

Only the proper geniuses here will understand

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chubby cunt

Getting a bit concerned about your homosexuality Pierre, have you tried conversion therapy?

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haha yes bruvaaa

it's the 19th here though

>thinks you need to be good looking to shag drunk 6/10 freshers

don't want to convert you into anything, love you just the way you are

don't let that madman behind the wheel

Finished the Benjamins and jerrys, now time for the peking duck with hoisin sauce flavoured pringles

Are you a Celtic BVLL? I am.

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>no one bit the bait
thought for sure acting retarded was foolproof until now

>finish work
>train home
>pierce film lid and insert ready meal in microwave for 4m30s
>eat dinner with news on in background
>browse Jow Forums / reddit until bed time
>go to bed

Every day

Would quite enjoy a mass extinction event

You do, otherwise it's rape kid

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Francois K in the mix

it's never happening is it
it's going to keep getting delayed
is this mummy may's analogy for brexit?

Pic related: any tips on how to fix my personality?

I’ve asked out dozens of women but they can all sense my sexism and toxic masculinity.

Please I’ve already watched captain marvel 6 times ill do anything I’m at my wits end here

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Just the one readymeal?
Skinny cunt

aye

grim supreme

*analysing colour sample*
Sorry lad you're browner than a Dairy Milk

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iron your clothes

>Would quite enjoy a mass extinction event

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Business idea: join the mormon church

Need a bird asap

had my first zinger burger today lads

all you have to be is tallish, have decent chat and not a total munter
getting a shag at uni is the easiest thing you can do in terms of sex

SUSPICIOUS MINDSSSSSSSSSSS BABYYYYY

any idiot can strum a few strings, but how come you sing so well?

What kind of ready meal? x