These guys smoke and drink beer at my bus stop 4-5 times a week. I asked and they live down the street...

These guys smoke and drink beer at my bus stop 4-5 times a week. I asked and they live down the street. Me: Hey guys want to come drink a beer? Street corner Frens: nahhhh we just like to hang here and chill. That was that.. How do I make it so I can live like these legends!

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A pack of cigarettes and a friend

Buy Holochain

why dont you hang there and chill with them?

Maybe some day I'll be cool enough to join the golden fren bus stop

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NEVER start smoking. It's the worst kind of a naggy wife that'll give you cancer and waste your money giving it to you. If you wanna get fucked and lose your money, find a dominatrix with a strap on.

DO NOT EVER START SMOKING

t. dumbfuck smoker

Just bring a beer and go talk to them?

OP, I know where you live!

damn that's a comfy as fuck routine just hangin like that

>Hey guys want to come drink a beer?

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had a friend like that
we'd play video games and go outside to sit in a bus stop and smoke for an hour or so
good times

>I want to hang at a bus stop to smoke and drink
The absolute fucking state of biz

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wanna know how I know you were raised by a single mother?

wanna know how I know you're a retarded boomer who will die poor?

How do you smoke beer?

>he will die with money and assets to his name
>government takes a fat cut
>even in death, he will get cucked by jamal and muhammad
you're the boomer here, bucko

>I want to be like a literal bum
kek

>Having fun doing literally nothing
It's having an easygoing, low-maintenance personality. btw, hows your relationship status going?

Hank Hill and the guys hung out in an alley to smoke and drink. Are you better than Hank Hill?

my gf is pro athlete, so pretty good

post pics of her pro athlete ass

no

So fuckin comfy
Gtfo you closet gay with your buff gf

why does your bus stop look like it's straight outta fucking blade runner

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Turn up that hearing aid and listen good, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You cross me and I'll step on your nuts nigger. I spent the last 6 years in juvy for armed murder, not enough tax payer chainlink in the world to provide your medicare when I'm finished shootin loads in your ass. I could donkey punch the dust off your dome so hard you'll get the first production model of the 2020 GMC URN (/ərn/ noun). You name the time and place, just make sure its got an escalator and a ramp. The ramp so you can get your hover round up, and the escalator so when my foots done hoverin' round yo ass I can nail your feet to the floor and staple your scrotum to one of the steps. I'll watch your balls spaghettify into the 5th dimension like that nigger scientest show about black holes. And that ain't no shit neither. Faggot.

Dude why the fuck did you post our face here . Could you atleast blurred our face...
We just want to chill, and to be honest you came to us cringey af that's why we hold you off... Just find some own friends.

simmer down buckaroo
we're all frens here

This

>not cool enough to loiter

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Iktf bro

Just turned 30 and realize almost all of my frens slipped away from me cuz they got lives now. Nobody wants to be friends with a boomer now.

>tfw no one to smoke and drink beer with in an outdoor setting

feels bad man

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Are you unironically gay or something?

those are drug dealers

go and tell them about chainlink. or leave a message somewhere they'll find it

where do you live with such aesthetic bus stations

Well Dale is a cuck and Bill is a sad human being. Hank and Boomhauer are both pretty based though.

What kind of shithole looks like that in August?

This.
Wtf. Just thinking about it depresses me.